Mecha Mummy

I liked Tommy on In Living Color and hosting Premium Blend, but I don't think I've seen a non-ILC live acting performance that I've cared about. ... Wait. HAVE I seen Tommy Davidson doing a live acting performance that wasn't on In Living Color? Hm.

This whole TNA/RoH deal is pissing me off, more because of the incessant bickering from EVERYONE on this. I like both companies, RoH more than TNA admittedly, and I think both are to blame for certain things. I wish TNA had let Styles work one more show so he could drop the Pure Wrestling title as opposed to pulling him out while he still had one of RoH's titles. It's also sad that Chris Daniels, a guy who had been with RoH since its inception, will no longer be working RoH's shows since he was a big player there as well. However, RoH's actions continue to completely baffle me. This should have been resolved WEEKS ago but instead RoH fans have been denied a lot of their top guys because of RoH management's poor handling of this. TNA IS justified in what they're doing, but I still wish a couple of concessions had been made. And Michrome, shit, could you possibly have missed Slapnuts' point a little more? I mean, the Colt Cabana joke was pretty lame, but you're coming off really ignorant here.

SHIT. I fucking forgot Bebop. Yoko Kanno + The Seatbelts = Awesomeness. Trigun and Excel Saga both have good opening themes too.

I'm guessing the Tomko marking was killed dead by the fact that he completely fucked his big debut up.

I'll second that, they picked a really good theme. I also agree with the mention of Angel, though Buffy has a pretty good theme as well.

Raw started great and was a very entertaining show for the first hour. When Chris Benoit, Randy Orton, and Kane are cutting good promos (well, more Orton and Kane than Benoit, but Benoit's was fine for what it was), and you wonder how they could possibly screw this show up. And then Cade/Tajiri killed everything. I don't get why they're pushing this guy. Does he have potential? Yes. But this is too fast. Then you have Matt Hardy turning face, which is absolutely stupid because this is going to fail as per the DX/Chris Jericho rule; that cool heels lose all their cool upon becoming face. And HIROHITO? Has WWE ever gone THIS low?

What're you talking about? She's a heel. That is EXACTLY what they'd want her to be booed for if they did that.

Wow! That's great! I'm really happy for you. ... (Psst, someone, bail me out here, who the hell is DeathFromAbove?)

Yeah, I can do that one too. Dunnno about the dog whistle, though.

No they won't. Simon is a baaaaaaad person, remember? People will mistake bitchiness for spunk or something.

Northeast Region 1 Eddy Guerrero 3 Rey Misterio Jr. Northwest Region 1 AJ Styles 2 Kurt Angle Southeast Region 4 American Dragon 2 Brock Lesnar Southwest Region 1 Chris Jericho 2 Christopher Daniels *Sigh.* This tournament is just going to piss me off, I'm realizing...

Kenny looked like an infinitely better worker than either Jackie or Linda. I think he got fucked over. Jake, though, sod on him. Augh. If only Danimal and Hawk made it to the end and won.

As good as Carlin is (or is that was?), Pryor is that much better. I like him being at #1.

Vendetta Red's "Cut Your Noose" EP.

Death – Castlevania (Series) vs Lassic/Lashiec – Phantasy Star 1, 4 Miang – Xenogears vs Ganondorf -- Legend of Zelda (Series) Grahf – Xenogears vs Dragonlord - Dragon Warrior Dracula – Castlevania (Series) vs Rufus Shinra – Final Fantasy 7 Luca Blight - Suikoden 2 vs Ultros - Final Fantasy 6 Zoma - Dragon Warrior 3 vs Loki - Valkyrie Profile Jowy Blight - Suikoden 2 vs Romeo Gildensturn - Vagrant Story Barbarosa – Suikoden vs Kain – Final Fantasy 4 Queen Zeal - Chrono Trigger vs Sydney - Vagrant Story Sin – Final Fantasy 10 vs Master Belch – Earthbound Altima - Final Fantasy Tactics vs Seymour- Final Fantasy 10 (LORD is it depressing that Seymour is here whilst Kuja, Kefka, and Sephiroth all are not.) Kahran Ramsus – Xenogears vs Galcian - Skies of Arcadia Ozzie - Chrono Trigger vs Wendy – Suikoden Gilgamesh - Final Fantasy 5 vs Ghaleon - Lunar (Series) Magus - Chrono Trigger vs Scalding Coffee Cup – Earthbound Leo - Lunar 2 vs Golbez – Final Fantasy 4

Rena – Star Ocean: The Second Story vs Selan – Lufia 2: Rise of the Sinistrals Nina – Breath of Fire (Series) vs Tidus – Final Fantasy 10 Celes – Final Fantasy 6 vs Ryu – Breath of Fire (Series) Alex – Lunar: The Silver Star Story vs Jenna – Golden Sun: The Lost Age Celine – Star Ocean: The Second Story vs Cless – Tales of Phantasia Mega Man – Mega Man Battle Network vs Citan Uzuki – Xenogears Kain – Final Fantasy 4 vs Lharl – Disgaea: Hour of Darkness Link – Legend of Zelda (Series) vs Cecil – Final Fantasy 4 Sora – Kingdom Hearts vs Terra – Final Fantasy 6 Riou – Suikoden 2 vs Crono – Chrono Trigger Luna – Lunar: The Silver Star Story vs Fei Fong Wong – Xenogears Locke – Final Fantasy 6 vs Ramza – Final Fantasy Tactics Serge – Chrono Cross vs Felix – Golden Sun: The Lost Age Mia – Golden Sun vs Cloud – Final Fantasy 7 Nes – Earthbound vs Rudy – Wild Arms Issac – Golden Sun vs Tir – Suikoden

While neither should be anywhere near challenging for World titles on PPVs, at least Holly's angle was slightly interesting.

Same reason as JPL, he had a fanbase but it can only take him so far. However, John was better than JPL last night, so he deserved another week. Here's betting he does Mandy for Manillow week on Tuesday.

Hell if I know. I'm too scared of running into an Apprentice spoiler to check the AOL boards, where there would surely be a dozen topics all saying the same thing about whoever got booted. EDIT: JPL's gone, I'm not exactly weeping.

I tend to be incredibly careful with what I show people who don't watch wrestling. Generally my friends enjoy Toryumon, especially the comedy matches, because the gimmicks are out there, the workers are entertaining and charismatic, and some of the moves, like the ones Dragon Kid pulls off, are pretty spectacular. However, one time, my dad, who absolutely loathes wrestling but when I last talked to him (we haven't spoken in months), he had pretty much accepted that I like it and teased me about it from time to time. However, he was channelsurfing, and he stopped on WWE once while I was around; it was La Resistance coming out. I could only shake my head.

From Hollywood Spike Jenkins...

Lance Storm IS Robocrook!

Could you explain this one?

Hunh, I never noticed that. Why wasn't Lance Russell playing Lance Russell?

YYYYESSSSSSS. I KNEW Tarantino would be entertaining on Idol.