Mecha Mummy

Shit, and here I remember when CRAZYTOWN was new.

The commercial for the finale mentions that Bill gets paniced and frenzied to the annoyance of his team. Kwame, being Kwame, won't do that. I have feeling that he's going to stun the fuck out of EVERYONE who has watched the show from the beginning and pull off the win when a lot of people have been predicting him to be booted for weeks now. Funny, that.

Oh god. Both at once... I remember watching Weird Al's "Behind the Music" and seeing footage of them and their opinions on Al's success and his childhood, plus Al's enhanced CD bonus of a slideshow of his childhood where he poked fun at himself and his family, and this is really sad. My heart goes out to Al, poor guy...

... My god. That card would be SWANK. I need IWA-MS tapes, like, right now.

Jon's humor is funny but incredibly hit or miss, IMO. And Samantha Bee is funnier than Rob Cordry but not as funny as Stephen Colbert (but NOBODY on TDS is funnier than Colbert) or Ed Helms. And I too miss Mo. It's not like he's doing anything RELEVANT like Carell is...

NO. JESUS CHRIST NO. WHY?

Stevie needs to bring back the baggy blue pants he was wearing in 2002.

Judging from how others have reacted to his performances that I really haven't seen, I'd HOPE so...

Well, on the plus side the show doesn't look nearly as bad as the last two did...

I only saw Diana and LaToya. Diana was okay and LaToya was great. I'm voting for her this time around.

Right now, I'm at this crossroads with Don West. His actual announcing's getting much better and he's much better at explaining why someone would do something than most of the WWE guys, but his voice seems to be getting rather gravelly at times which annoys me. Of course, the last I saw of him were a couple matches from two weeks ago, but still.

If memory serves, Austin's appearance a week ago was just to put Shelton over and set up the main event. ... Making that the first time in years that he's put anyone new over in any way. I won't miss Austin at all anymore. He can't wrestle these days, and I'm incredibly sick of him wandering in, stunning someone with potential, and wandering out.

I really didn't care for this episode at all. Nice musical guest, good opening, the Prince/Pauper ending was funny, and I marked for the reference to Al Sharpton's Casa de Sushi, but still, eh. The Omarosa thing I laughed at the first two times. And then they went completely overboard. The impression was REALLY bad, though.

If they make this a real tag team and keep the belts on them for a while I don't mind this. I couldn't buy Kash in the upper-midcard/main event scene anyway.

And if you survive AJPW, then comes first World Japan and then Dragonball GT...

Futurama's first two seasons were good. Then it started to really, really suck. Home Movies, meanwhile, was fucking brilliant. Fucking Cartoon Network idiots...

Northeast Region 1 Eddy Guerrero 8 Juventud Guerrera Auto-vote against Eddy once more. This man must be stopped for the sake of things being interesting. 13 Jushin "Thunder" Liger 5 Ultimo Dragon Ultimo brought us Genki Horiguchi, the man whom in which god dwells. 3 Rey Misterio Jr. 6 Rob Van Dam Because Rey knows how to actually use psychology in his spots. 2 CM Punk 7 Low Ki When Ki gets rid of that fucking stupid Pheonix Splash, then we can talk. Northwest Region 1 AJ Styles 9 Ultimo Guerrero Because I've, um, never seen Ultimo work... 4 John Cena 5 Tajiri Come on, people. Please don't get sucked in by cute mic skills. 3 Shawn Michaels 11 Matt Hardy *Shrugs.* I'm an MFer, so sue me. 2 Kurt Angle 7 Ric Flair Auto-vote against Angle. Southeast Region 1 Shelton Benjamin 9 Chris Sabin You win this round, Benjamin, you win this round... 4 American Dragon 5 Charlie Haas AmDrag is the best American wrestler on the planet, period. 3 Chavo Guerrero Jr. 6 Triple H Not even new revitalized HHH can stop the awesomeness of Senors Senior and Junior. 2 Brock Lesnar 7 Nunzio Because Maritato isn't a, oh, what's the word, bitch. Southwest Region 1 Chris Jericho 9 Samoa Joe Oh LORD would I like to see face Jericho get the crap bootscraped out of him.... 4 Jamie Noble 5 Spanky Okay, PLEASE, people. Jamie Noble is TERRIBLE and insanely rigid and inflexible in his style. Spanky, meanwhile, can work mutliple styles, and is infinitely cooler than the Redneck Messiah. Stop the bleeding. Please. 3 Paul London 6 Chris Hero Oh LORD would I like to see this match... 2 Christopher Daniels 10 Homicide Daniels = Fallen Angel, Workrate Gawd. Homicide = That Gangsta Strong Style Guy. 'Nuff said.

Wait... Do you mean... as in... last new episode EVER...? Because if not, so what? But if so, NOOOOO!

... Wait. Do you like or hate O'Haire? Judging by the match you posted I can't really tell.

Japan has mechs. And sometimes they sprout wings. And sometimes they become annoyingly elaborate attempts at metaphors. ... Plus, they fly.

*Wipes mist off face.* ... Blah, I'm going to the Kyoto shopping district, but I'LL BE BACK...

*Blinks. Sighs. Offers Sandman Sake of Trucecalling.*

*Snickers.* You call those mechs? *Sends out a wave of various Gundams to slice through Sandman's mechs like butter. Readies the ridiculously-overpowered martial artist footsoldiers for ground conflict.*

No, no, no, I'm sorry, not JUST Okinawa. Okinawa AND Osaka. Yeah. There we go. Fuck it, I want Japan. All of it. I don't care if Sandman already claimed it, Sandman wa bakayaro desu ne. Gosunkugi-sama wa ichiban desu!

I claim... uh... Fuck it. I'm doing a hostile takeover of Okinawa RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.