Mecha Mummy

Keller being wrong isn't shocking at all... And yeah, Spanky can't regularly work shows on the frequency of a Styles or Raven. But his prescence in TNA would STILL get me to order shows again.

That's just crazy talk. That show was godawful. You know what? I'll go one better. There isn't even a Kevin Smith MOVIE that is as good as Family Guy is. Chasing Amy is better than anything on Family Guy. Family Guy is WAY overrated. Don't get me wrong, I like the show, but it's ridiculous how overblown it is. Family Guy overrated? Wow, that is the first time I've ever heard that one. Well, it's true. Family Guy, while funny, is nowhere near as funny as people make it out to be. Oh, and every Kevin Smith movie other than "Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back" and possibly "Dogma" is better than Family Guy.

Maaan... That was an intense final twenty mintues. Still, Rich packing leaves only Boston Rob who I really care for.

Is Keiji Sakoda really a cruiserweight? I don't think he is.

Well, Lorne was the shit in last night's episode. Total badass when he bitchslapped Eve.

The best remix ever is the DoFIXER remix of "Tokyo GO!" in Toryumon. That theme makes Magu's dancing even COOLER.

And in a way, two years back with Dark Willow, minus the evil god stuff. Though Fred/Illyria (Twelfth Night reference? This interests me, I wonder if it is and if so, why.) looks SO much more bitchin' than Dark Willow ever did.

I want to be quite honest here because I'm really sick of this... Family Guy, while funny, is so obscenely overrated it's sickening. Clerks: TAS was a funnier show and was screwed over ten thousand times worse than FG was.

... My god. Can I just say that this episode rocked my fucking socks and leave it at that?

If they want to do TNA vs. Japan, they should totally try and make it like an all-star team of Jushin Liger, CIMA, TAKA Michinoku, and either Kaz Hayashi or Koji Kanemoto. That would be incredible.

"Milkshake" by Kelis and "In the End" by Linkin Park.

That... that one was just scary. Also, Homsar's line wasn't funny enough to justify the moderately attractive gag.

*Snickers.* What an idiot. I laugh at his foolishness. HA! HA, I say!

Heyman's answers were great. They need to bring him back and give him some better questions.

... Wow. This is growing more pathetic by the day. I'm referring to Levin's reasons for cancelling Angel, not the show protests.

I can't say for sure, but I would imagine so. I'd think so too, so bringing out four Japanese wrestlers wouldn't be a problem. I'd also like to see a Team Britain but I don't know if that'd really be any good since Fleisch has retired and the only British guy who I can think of who fits the X Style is Jonny Storm. Anyone else I'm forgetting?

Hi. People? IT'S THE FUCKING TORCH. Keee-RIHST, who the fuck actually takes them seriously these days?

Wait, I'm sorry... Abyss/AJ DIAGRAM? This I need to hear more about. Also, I believe Daniels is in the country. He worked a UPW show last weekend, didn't he?

Okay, let's see here... - From the Masterpeice angle, Raven talking that guy into eating a sandwich he had stepped on for a hundred bucks, and then when the guy does, Raven kicking him in the head and beating the crap out of him to teach him a lesson about greed. - Andy Kaufman. "This... is soap." I'll do more when I get home.

Depends. Would flying people out for two weeks outweigh the money saved by only doing three live shows a month?

How so? Looks pretty shit-tastic to me aside from Diamond/Swinger and maybe Styles/Abyss. What about Hart/Juvi/NWA Guy? Juvi and Hart had a pretty good match, bad finish nonwithstanding, and as long as the NWA Guy isn't Skipper (though, knowing TNA and the fact that Elix is now NWA Team Captain, it probably will be), the match should be quite good, and even with Elix solid enough.

I like the new style myself, actually. It's going to need more than just one style, to be honest, though. Look at RoH. They've managed to put a balance between insane spot matches and entertaining mat wrestling. WWE doesn't need to go nuts with spots, but cruiserweight matches SHOULD be faster paced and more exciting to make it clearly different from the other style. Variety is the spice of life, after all.

TYSON DUX RETURNS!

Bah. People seriously overstate how bad Nana is. He's perfectly fine, IMO, it's just that he's nowhere near the level of most of the RoH people. Plus, his promos are great. I totally agree with getting rid of Nana/Towel Boy, though, if it were me, I'd get rid of the Hit Squad/Christopher Street Connection crap. They should have just heavily clipped NBS/Boogie Knights, though, so that you could still see the ending that kicks off the Carnage Crew angle.

Odd. So did I....