Mecha Mummy

I swear to god you've said that before, if not multiple times before. Is this a running gag or something? If so, it's not a very good one.

Let's play good reason, bad reason! GOOD REASON! Baaaaaaaaaaaaad reason.

So, there's nothing slightly wrong with the fact that Paul London is less recognized than a WCW lower midcard comedy character who hasn't been on national TV in three years? (Then again, he's been on like one Smackdown so far, so maybe I SHOUILDN'T be so shocked.)

Did this sadden anyone else or was it just me?

Very solid promo, Fairplay's got the makings of a damn good heel manager. It'll be interesting to see who they pair him with, hopefully someone who could benefit from being paired with Fairplay instead of throwing him into the JarretCorps.

Help? In what way? Like... training? *Chokes on his own hopeless optimism.*

He's a man, he's heterosexual, and he drinks alcohol. That's good enough for SpikeTV. mXc > Slamball > Gary the Rat > Stripperella > Ren and Stimpy Adult Party > JH Project

The first couple episodes are all about showing off the worst of the worst and the quirkiest of the quirky and then the few of the good singers who are interesting enough to show off, like Dean Martin Guy, Scooter Girl, and the Jesus Twins. I honestly couldn't see myself actually watching the show post-opening episodes too, if not for Scooter Girl and maybe Dean Martin Guy. Oh, and I can buy Scooter Girl being kicked out early on to show that it's a competition and all that too. She was the only one of the people who passed that we saw who went in 2-1 as opposed to 3-0.

Hell yeah. They rock. Scooter Girl is very funny in a cheesy way and the Dean Martin guy first scored points for doing a great impersonation, and then scored more points by proving that he's a damn good singer to boot. Here's hoping they go far. The Army chick was good enough, and I'm surprised they grounded her so badly. Oh, and Yuna? Pot. Kettle. Black. British Guys Mocking Singing Ability > Gay Guys Mocking Fashion Sense. (For the record, this is my first ever ep of Idol that I watched, but Scooter Girl and Dean Martin guy could keep me tuning in.)

Well, MadTV did American Idol, except it was for has-been musicians whose careers were dead, and the winner would get a record deal. The finalists were Wham!, Courtney Love, Whitney Houston, and Bobby Brown. It was awesome for the most part except maybe the final part of it where it got redundant. Meanwhile, All That did American Idiot, which shouldn't be that hard to decipher. I believe there have been two so far, and something about the girl they have parodying Randy Jackson makes me laugh my head off every time, because it's like she says one thing over and over again, and the impression isn't very good, but the whole thing is just so out there that it works. The dude they have impersonating Simon Cowell's as good as any, though. The sketch is just so basic but funny, but then again, my standards are lower for All That post-1997/98 than they are for SNL or MadTV.

I actually turned SNL off for the first time this season. It was that bad. Forte and Armisen were funny on Update, and Finesse as Kelis made me laugh, as did Jimmy getting guitars thrown at him for some reason. For the record, MadTV did the American Idol sketch SNL did last night and did it much better, and shit, ALL THAT did an Idol sketch that neared how funny SNL's was.

And The Parkers. So, I guess a show has to suck to survive on UPN... *Remembers The Mullets.* Wait, maybe not. Well, anyway, if it's on their Monday night block of shitty sitcoms, it'll have a chance of making it more than one season. Everything else dies horribly, the only exceptions being Smackdown and Enterprise.

I actually feel sorry for NWA-TNA. They put this sod over and promoted him and Jimmy Hart and now it looks like they've abandoned the promotion for give us XWF 2.

"Hey! You there! You with the teeth! Do you know who I am? Of course you do! That's 'cause I'm fye-mous!" Great times.

I MISSED BOB SAPP ON KIMMEL? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *Curls up into a ball and begins to cry.*

See, Fox moving it to Friday was clear evidence that they didn't care for the show to begin with. I didn't like this show much but it was seriously screwed over.

Yeah, but do you really qualify as a gimmick poster anymore? Typing in bold isn't really a gimmick. Oh, and I wasn't really aware that Polkaroo still POSTED. I thought that one died half a year ago.

GO DISGRUNTLED JIMMY RAVE FANS~!

They'll give Eddy vs. Chavo time because it's heavily featured on Smackdown. I'm guessing fifteen minutes. Rey/Noble will probably kick the PPV off, if not be on Heat, and be eight minutes max. Still, now that, combined with HHH/Michaels and the Rumble match, really makes me want to order the PPV.

Yeah, that happened in the U.S. Acres short today, Orton hummed it and mumbled a couple lines at the start. In retrospect, U.S. Acres is funnier than the actual Garfield shorts. The dialogue rules. Orson: But what would a world be without humor? Wade: Probably a lot like cable TV.

THANK GOD I'M NOT DELUSIONAL. I could have SWORN there was a rap theme, but all I remember is the word "Lasagna" said in a really humorous way. Oh, and I don't remember Friends are There, but that's the one they always use as a BGM, with the "Dum-dum-dum, dum-dum-da-da-dum-dum" structure, right? All I really remember is "Ready to Party." We're ready to party, we're ready... I hope you bring lots of spaghetti...

Yes, inexplicably. I actually like Jonny Fairplay and even I'M massively disappointed by this.

I see Hennigan and Cappotelli getting brought up due to the lack of tag teams, and Nick Dinsmore finally getting his shot in 2010.

She would TOTALLY fit in in the Japanese Lolita Goth scene dealie. All she needs is a bizarre obsession with dolls and being a doll and -- Oh, WAIT...

Though I list them 1-10, they're of equal inane drivel stuffishness. 1. "I Still Remember" (You SURE it was Kane? I don't watch Raw; does Kane actually acknowledge the letter?) 2. Jeff Hardy and Trish Stratus in LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE 3. Jamie Noble's crazy Cousin Nunzio 4. Billy Kidman = Heel? 5. Sean O'Haire's gimmick was totally shot to hell? You know what catchphrase comes next. 6. Nathan Jones, the psycho Hannibal Lecter ex-convict with a heart of gold. 7. Redd Dogg takes out B-2 and joins Cena's posse only to show up on Raw as Rodney Mack A MONTH LATER WITH NO EXPLANATION. 8. Goldust trains Lance Storm in the art of charisma, and then vanishes. 9. Matt Hardy injures Rey Mysterio. 10. Kyo Dai offers Ultimo a spot, he declines. He then jobs to Tajiri the next week in two minutes.