Mecha Mummy

That was a mix of hilarious and scary. I loved it, and yeah, the "Did you just say 'parakeet'?" line owned.

What the hell happened to Pip, anyway? He was pretty noticible in the first season or two but after that he just degenerated into being an extra.

Corey, I love you in a totally heterosexual way. That was some funny shit.

Another Parent Trap remake FIVE YEARS AFTER THE LAST ONE? Oi..

Oh my god, that looks so unintentionally hilarious.

What push? Shark Boy's won a grand total of two matches at the most since joining TNA over a year ago. He's essentially TNA's comedy jobber who's somewhat over due to a fun gimmick and some good backstage segments a while back. He's certainly not a spectacular worker by any means, but he's not getting PUSHED.

Both Shannon Moore and Rhyno win matches? On SMACKDOWN? Over A-TRAIN and BRADSHAW? Holy shit. Shouldn't have done the same hometown job they do almost every time (with the notable exception of Rey winning the Cruiser Title), though, though it's hard to buy Rey beating Brock in any situation...

Wrestling, yes. He appears in a backstage angle at Backlash or Judgment Day, though.

Damn. It came off as being funny on the commercials. Ah, well, it's a Comedy Central Original Movie, what do you expect? The only one that was even remotely funny was Windy City Heat.

The announcers trying to put Gobbledy Gooker over as NOT being a massive flop is pretty nuts...

One out of ten, and that was the obvious one, Last Samurai at #1. Oh, well, here's my top ten for next week... 1. Something's Gotta Give 2. Stuck on You 3. The Last Samurai 4. Love Don't Cost a Thing 5. Elf 6. Haunted Mansion 7. Honey 8. Cat in the Hat 9. Bad Santa 10. Gothika

Despite their HEINOUS Weird Al diss in one of the commercials, I'll tune in.

I thought the show was decent. Sharpton wasn't as good as the other recent political figure guests, but he was still okay and I LOVED the Rascism and Sexism skit. Kenan and Finesse were awesome in it and the end, with Al cutting Maya off with "No girls allowed!" was the usual awesome finish I expect when they do skits that teach you a lesson. It was worth staying up for at least. And I agree; Kenan's Chaka Khan TOTALLY saved that LaToya skit. When they cut back to him breathing in the paper bag I cracked up.

This grows less sad every week. It sucks that he's dead, but ugh...

Cactus Jack in one of the ECW Anti-Hardcore Promos: "Oh, pardon me, I seem to have got some Watercrest sandwich stuck in my teeth, does anyone have some dental floss? ... Oh, never mind..." *Grabs the microphone's cord.* "This'll do the trick, because after all... I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore, I'm HARDCORE!"

Danielson's style doesn't fit with TNA, really.

The only thing New Jack was EVER good for in TNA was the Shark Boy segments. Without that, I couldn't have cared less for the guy.

SON OF A BITCH. Welcome back to resthold city.

Kurt Angle, talking about the two things Canada is lacking. The first was Olympic Gold Medalists (And no, Ben Johnson does not count), and the second...?: "Now, the second thing Canada is lacking is Memorial Day, which is today, by the way, and we in the States celebrate our war heroes by having barbeques. And I realize here in Canada you can't have barbeques because you'd probably be attacked by a moose, or a caribou, or even a grizzly! It's true! Hold on a second... you'd probably be attacked by a grizzly as well. On second thought, the grizzlies don't be ANYBODY here in Vancouver let alone anywhere else! It's true!"

Yep. If Russ hadn't died odds are Shelton would have stayed on Heat with his lame theme music and utter lack of gimmick.

Actually, his Who to Watch one was right and his tag team one was.

Kamala was a participant in the Gimmick Battle Royale, and before it he was occupying WILLIAM REGAL's commisioner's office, much to Regal's disgust.

It was decent. Not great, but not bad either. I could see it lasting a couple seasons.

Where's that listed? All I saw was Raven being shaved bald. Anyways... Best Superstar: AJ Styles or Raven. I can't actually remember which I picked, but I believe it was the former. Tag Team: XXX Match: Juvi vs. Sabin X Division: Chris Sabin Finisher: Styles Clash Babe: Tracy Moment: AJ Wins NWA title. Who to Watch: Sabin EDIT: Stupid me, I forgot what I picked for best match.

375 my ass, if anything I'd say he's more than his listed 500lbs I believe he's like 430 lbs, actually.