Mecha Mummy

Shiiiiit. Cena vs. Benoit, Chavo vs. Eddy, and Brock vs. Benoit's like twenty minutes? I am THERE. And assuming Kanyon/Collyer vs. Spanky and London goes over five minutes, Velocity should be fun too.

True, but she also had a real character back then. New age hippie Topanga was a lot funnier than Topanga post-hotness. Plus season one had Minkus. I didn't watch Boy Meets World much but when he showed up for the final high school ep I marked the fuck out. I'll coax my sister into buying this.

Hey, I do! It's just that nobody notices me.

That was actually considerably less stupid than I was expecting it to be.

Zombie Al Wilson - Your Next WWE Champion.

Well, yeah. But we're talking about current Mick Foley, who has said that he's a lot prouder of the comedy bits he did as commish than his serious promos like the ECW anti-hardcore stuff. I'm not doubting that he could do it, I'm just questioning whether he'd want to.

The FLCL OST "Addict" is awesome. The Pillows are such a great band.

There's no way they'd give Mick Foley a totally serious role. It'll probably end up an action-comedy or something. I'll give it a shot.

*Cries.* It's so... so beautiful. I want it but I can't have it...

I might order Summerslam. HHH vs. HBK, Brock vs. Rock, Edge vs. Eddy, Benoit vs. RVD, and Angle vs. Rey is definitely worth ten bucks.

I much prefer the Clash match over WrestleWar. Haven't seen Chi-Town yet, so I can't really call Clash the best yet.

Man, that list makes me flinch. No Mandy Moore, no Michelle Branch...

I never liked the Starrcade name. I didn't see what it had to do with wrestling when I was younger and so it annoyed me. It sounded like the name of a low-budget 80's movie. Not NEARLY as bad as Slamboree, though.

My predictions... 1. The Last Samurai 2. Elf 3. Honey 4. Cat in the Hat 5. Haunted Mansion 6. Master and Commander 7. Bad Santa 8. Love Actually 9. The Missing 10. Timeline

Eagan's already got Waldo as a screen-name, which, astonishingly, hasn't been banned yet despite obvious evidence that it's Eagan. Maybe Dames has a soft spot for Family Matters references. The song and dance should be funny. Don't know about anything else, though.

Raven vs. Styles in August was much better than either of those matches, anyways.

Worst Raw Wrestler(s): Mark Henry Worst SD! Wrestler(s): Nathan Jones Worst Matches: HHH/Steiner (RR), Torrie/Dawn (RR) Worst Angle: Torrie Wilson vs. Dawn Marie - The Shocking End. Worst PPV: Unforgiven Biggest Disappointment: Gail Kim And the most coveted prize of all... TSM's Most Hated: Shane McMahon Runners Up: Vince McMahon, Triple H, Stephanie McMahon

This is going by matches I've SEEN, and I've yet to see Vengeance. 1. Benoit vs. Angle (Rumble) 2. HBK vs. Jericho (Mania) 3. Brock vs. Angle (Mania) 4. Los Guerreros vs. WGTT (Any of them.) 5. Eddy and Tajiri vs. WGTT (Any of them.) 6. Matt Hardy vs. Rey Mysterio (Smackdown, Rey wins Cruiser Title) 7. Ric Flair vs. Triple H (While not a great match, the markout value earns it the spot. Plus, like I've said, I haven't seen Vengeance, so this is where the list gets weak.) 8. RVD vs. Christian (Raw Ladder Match) 9. Matt Hardy vs. Chris Benoit (Smackdown US Title Tourney) 10. Spanky/London vs. Kanyon/Moore (Velocity)

Are we talking just WWE...? MVP of the year : Brock Lesnar Match of the year : Angle vs. Benoit Royal Rumble Raw wrestler of the year : Chris Jerico Smackdown wrestler of the year : Eddy Guerrero Rookie of the year : Logically, since we're looking at people who debuted within a year of this, WGTT if they count. If I can't pick both, Charlie Haas. Tag team of the year: WGTT Feud of the year: WGTT vs. Los Guerreros/Tajiri PPV of the year : WM19 Storyline of the year: Hm. I'd say Kane's unmasking but Shane O Mac killed that. So I'll go with Ric Flair vs. Triple H. Announcer of the year: Tazz.

I saw him on TNA earlier this year, and... well, I'm not going to lie or gloss it over. He was terrible. Even then, it was nice to see him still around, and 50 is STILL too damn young. RIP, Spot.

Brain looks pretty good, really. Sure, he's lost a good deal of weight, but he looks like he'd hold up fine if WWE ever wanted him back (C'mon, c'mon, c'mon...).

But Anya's not-so-shocking info was just that they can be staked, which Buffy had been doing for like years. Buffy tried to stake it before and it no sold. Then Anya says they can be staked...it's just harder, and suddenly they're jobbers. Whatever... I hate the final battle. I thought the no-selling and general badassyness of the first Ubervamp had something to do with the ritual used to summon it, myself. My favorite Season Seven eps are CWDP and Storyteller as well.

Oh, god, Beetleborgs. Now THAT takes me back and scares the hell outta me.

Currently Watching: Excel Saga. Funniest anime ever. TONZURA KOITE~!

I love Rey, but in a fed like WWE it's hard to buy him as anything more than an uppercarder at best. Brock and Kurt are wasting their time if they are holding him down.