Mecha Mummy

Hopefully they would just let Adult Swim air the new episodes. What's the point of putting it back on Fox to die again?

If you're gonna keep coming back, couldn't you post some themes or something...? Pleaaaaaase...?

Hey, that's mine. Except I did it so it actually fit the scheme. Evolution is a wind machine Blows so much it is obscene ... Uhm... Crap.

Shit, not even VELOCITY looks very good this week. I'll tune in for London/Nunzio, but...

You want hopeless romanticism, go to FanFiction.net, head to "Misc", and then click on "Wrestling". You can find all the hopeless romanticism you'd ever need there, okay? Rudo, LotC, please continue. Don't let this man fuck up the awesomeness.

Astonishingly enough they haven't learned from the massive failures of the "I Love My Testicles" shirt and the HLA shirts. ... Those DID fail and sell horribly, right? ... Right?

Yeah... I watched his full intro like twice and RIGHT when I saw "Matt survived superstar in the Rumble" I immediately began skipping it out of fear of how other Matt Facts may have been screwed up. Oh, and I can use irritating Japanese suffixes all I want, Andrew. So nyah.

Honky has issues with JEFF JARRETT over Double J using guitar shots and basically being a ripoff of Honky back in the day.

Does this actually surprise anyone? Between Scott's substance abuse and Velvet Revolver, they actually stayed together longer than I thought they would.

All right, all right. I was hoping it would go up, but 3.6 isn't bad.

... I... uh... wow. I'm glad I didn't watch The Simpsons, then. I can't wait to see what Matt and Trey will do in response, though.

Well, yeah. Matt wrote the early ones and did so for a couple months. Then for a week or two they were really stupid like "Have you read Matt's new book?" and shit like that, and Hardy commented on his site about how dumb they were so he went back to writing them himself. If Gewirtz, Gerwitz, whatever is writing them from here on out, V.1-sama should find a new kewl gimmick for his whole persona.

I heard Spanky's music in a Toon Disney commercial for Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers. ... Maybe I shouldn't mention or explain my watching Toon Disney at all (Aww, come on... Gargoyles!). SpikeTV also uses Palumbo and O'Haire's old music for commercials a lot.

Don't you dare. If I see ANY fan fiction romance of wrestlers together I will {insert something here} all of you that do. Obviously SOMEONE doesn't go to FanFiction.net. (And I don't blame you one bit; the place has gotten progressively worse over the past few years.) I made my annual tri-monthly visit two days after Jericho saved Trish from Victoria and Steve and there were already ten fanfics about it that set Jericho and Trish up as a couple. Actually, now that I think about it, I believe someone posted a Brock Lesnar/Big Show slash fanfic on this board, and I don't actually think it was Yuna for a change.

That match was hilarious. Triple H telling off the top turnbuckle was GOLD.

Wow. That Saturn one is the single most generic profile I have ever seen in my life. I STILL find the Mr. America profile funny, though.

So... you're saying that Nirvana fans are narrowminded while being narrowminded yourself? As a fan of Nirvana (Not a "OMG BEST BAND EVER KURT WAS THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST" fan, mind you), I scoff in your general direction.

Meterologist Tire was GREAT stuff, as was Strong Mad doing the sports, SkyCheat... hell, all of it. Great stuff this week.

Well, in-ring wise this show was sub-par to average at best. But angle-wise everything made sense and I marked for Version 1.0's heel promo... though he needs the Matt Facts back, dammit! The whole romance stuff is starting to get to me though; I can actually feel myself turning more and more into a fanfiction writing fangirl every time I watch Raw.

Book Spoiler Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Maybe that's because that isn't the real ending. In the original book Alex, after being cured, spends the next couple years with his new gang wreaking havoc until Alex begins to grow tired of it. He leaves his gang to go for a walk and ends up walking into George, one of the former members of his old gang. George has moved on with his life, has settled down with a wife, and is, well, normal, and Alex realizes that this is what he wants too as the book ends. This was changed for the US book and the movie because the US publisher said that the ending was wussy and that Americans could handle the fact that people don't change. What a fucking loon.

I got every match right other than Molly/Lita. Not a perfect score like my predictions for Summerslam or Unforgiven, but that ain't bad if you ask me.

No, no, JESUS CHRIST NO. My friend and I watched that and by the end we felt like we had endured a lobotomy. Oh, and yeah, Lorne's learning; casting Jimmy and Horatio as guys who laugh at each other's stuff was brilliant just because there was no way they could possibly fuck that up.

On one hand, the cruisers have been fucked over. On the other hand, though, Jamie Noble vs. Tajiri is free so I have no second thoughts about ordering SurSer. Yatta.

My hatred for Al Gore precluded me from thinking positive about his hosting stint at SNL. With McCain and Forbes I figured it was just the Republican superiority like always. That's either a joke or some rather insane logic.

Hey, *I* thought Gore would be good... mostly due to the awesomeness of McCain and Forbes way back when so at some point I determined that politicians are great hosts for some reason.