Mecha Mummy

Who's worse than Good Charlotte? It's not that they're popular, causing hate and resentment, it's that they legitimately suck ass. If they're not the worst band on the planet right now, I don't know who is. Maybe Ima Robot, but I don't think Indie counts. I know they're awful, but shit, if you want to talk popular mainstream bands who suck, I'd say Linkin Park is worse. It's just the same three songs over and over again. And if Aqua still exists, well, there you go.

An angle building up to a match between HULK HOGAN and JEFF JARRETT... and I'm excited for it? Wow. Did Mantel come up with this?

And I'm kicking myself for forgetting that one Hell, throw in all the "heroes" from that cartoon onto the list. As a young kid I was actively rooting for the villains to destroy the earth. Hell yeah. What kind of element is "HEART"? Don't diss the guy with heart! He can... uh... talk to animals! Or... fight... pollution? Okay, I have no idea what the fuck his powers actually DID, but...

Dammit! I would've killed for Lieutenant Governor Urkel. Seattle needs this radio station. Badly.

Jesus H. Christ is Nova injury prone or WHAT?

Shit, I don't even think GOOD CHARLOTTE is worst band ever material. People need to stop thinking in terms of "What popular band do I hate and resent?" and actually look at the general lack of talent.

I agree with everything on that list other than Grape Ape. Grape Ape was the shit.

What, no 26 - 50? But I haven't even been OFFENDED by this list yet! I'm sure there's some Buffy character I love SOMEWHERE there... Oh, and LOL (Ugh, netspeak...) at Jimmy Fallon making the top twenty-five. SQUEAL, FANGIRLS, SQUEAL!

Well, Sonjay Dutt is a good worker. Eric Young's average to subpar, from what I saw. Never seen the other two in action, though.

Um, yeah. IMO the only ones that even sound alike are The Strokes and that one band that just started getting popular, what is it, The Jets? The Vines are the equivalent of a cover band, really. Their music can be catchy, but it's really just sort of like "Hey, didn't Nirvana do this song?", "Hey, didn't the Beatles do this song?", or "Hey, didn't STP do this song?" The Donnas are utter shit. All their songs convey an utterly preppy "Teenage Schoolgirl Flirts with Rebellion" message and they really don't deserve the fame they got. The Hives are really the most rock-oriented of all the bands lumped together, as The Strokes seem to be flirting with new wave stuff and the Stripes seem to be flirtng with blues. The Hives are just Swedish garage rock and IMO, if their name wasn't "The ____", they wouldn't be associated with these other bands. I'm not even going to bother describing the Strokes or the White Stripes since I'm having problems doing so. Anyone else like to take over?

I have no idea. I noticed he's been gone about three-four months ago but I never really gave a damn.

I believe it's 630 and that should be pretty. Too bad I don't intend on ordering tomorrow. Screencap, maybe? .gif?

Well, they shoulda used Marsters for that John Constantine movie they're doing instead of fuckin' KEANU REEVES...

Yeah, and Lost in Space was such a great movie. Has LeBlanc had ANY movie role that, y'know, was actually GOOD?

Do The Donnas count? Because god, they sucked. For me, the order of garage rock revival bands that made it big from best to worst is this... Stripes > Strokes > Hives > Vines > Donnas

Yep. He's filming Walking Tall right now, I believe. Dunno when he does the other ones.

... Yeah, this CAN'T be good...

Well, it worked for Michael Cole...

I'd mark out for a Chris Jericho DVD with his WCW stuff on it, though the goddamn settlement would fuck it over because that means we couldn't get any of the great stuff he did when he came to the WWF. From the Vault: The Undertaker could actually be good, and IMO Taker wasn't that great from '98-01 so I wouldn't miss that stuff.

Gungrave and SoA for $10? Shiiiiit, I was at Best Buy on Sunday and I didn't take advantage of this.

Now that I think about it, Aqua is also utterly horrible. The lyrics are revoltingly stupid, the vocals are a mix of ridiculously helium-influenced or just simply BAD (The male vocals especially. Who decided THAT guy should be singing?). At least ICP... uh.... y'know.... I dunno, but Aqua's still worse.

Bah. I wouldn't even spend two bucks on a Billy Talent CD. That one song I've heard of them is really irritating. If I want screamo I'll listen to Vendetta Red, thank you very much.

He actually did have one for Fox but it was cancelled before it even hit the airwaves.

Being an argumentative douche. I liked the guy's downloads and all that crap, but seriously, he was WAY too juvenile.

This is true. What I was thinking was that even if you know there are two Darrens, you'd have no idea when they'd switch, so even then they could work it so it'd be a little unpredictable and funny. Still, that's a good idea.