Mecha Mummy

Seth Green in Italian Job. The movie sucked but Green was absolute gold.

That "some girl" would be Princess Sally Acorn, Sonic's eternal love-interest in the comic universe. ... What? When I was younger I read that comic religiously.

Did Funaki make the list this year? Because last year he didn't and I cried.

Sam and Max: Freelance Police.

It's not working... >_<;

$100 on Jericho.

No, no, no, PLEASE, everyone forget about Gosunkugi's existance. I'll be over there if anyone needs me, silently weeping.

The "Manos: The Hand of Fate" joke completely cancelled out any complaints I might have had.

AJ STYLES VS RAVEN NWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH AJ Styles puts his NWA World Heavyweight Title on the line against his toughest challenger to date...Raven. These two have met before, and Raven proved he could beat Styles in a #1 Contender Ladder Match earlier this year. This time Raven is going for the gold, and earned the title shot with his win in last week's Lucky 13 Gauntlet Match. THE AMERICAN DREAM DUSTY RHODES VS GLENN GILBERTI BULLROPE MATCH Nobody has competed in more Bullrope matches than The American Dream Dusty Rhodes, and he's in another one this week against Glenn Gilberti, who has been claiming to be the master of the Bullrope. Gilberti has been known to let his mouth get him in trouble before, and he's probably done it again this time! AMERICA'S MOST WANTED VS SIMON DIAMOND & JOHNNY SWINGER NWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH After defeating AMW last week in a non-title match, Diamond & Swinger are going into this title match with the confidence that they can beat Harris & Storm. The feud between these two teams has gone on for several weeks and with the titles on the line this match should be another great one. MICHAEL SHANE VS JERRY LYNN X TITLE MATCH Michael Shane defends his newly won X Title against one of the men who put the X Division on the map last year, Jerry Lynn. Director of Authority Erik Watts has awarded Lynn the title shot despite the recent problems Lynn has had with Don Callis, and believes it's only fair that Lynn get a shot at the title he helped make so special. D-LO BROWN VS SONNY SIAKI Sonny Siaki tried (and failed) to bury D-LO Brown's career last week. This week, D-LO will be looking to shut Siaki up once and for all. SANDMAN VS ABYSS These two had quite an exchange during last week's Gauntlet match, and will be facing each other this time in a one on one matchup. 3 LIVE KREW VS SHANE DOUGLAS & THE NEW CHURCH (with James Mitchell) Douglas & The New Church have been on quite a rampage lately. 3 Live Krew has been impressive lately and definitely has the support of fans in the Asylum. This six man tag match looks to be an entertaining one. All this and much more, this Wednesday night...only on pay-per-view. Find out what Total Nonstop Action is all about!

*Cough* I gave it *** 3/4 in my TNA recap for voiceofwrestling.com. *Runs and hides*

Like I said in the WWE thread about this, I'm going to REALLY miss goth Gathering Alexis, but she IS freaking hot and she deserves the spot in the WWE. So I'm happy for her but pretty sad at the same time, ESPEICALLY because she'll probably be in OVW for at least three or four months.

Okay, I KNOW Alexis was on my WWE Contract Signings list or whatever. And I have this mix of feelings. It's like "SON OF A FUCKING BITCH NO" and "Good for her" at the same time. *Cries* The Gathering will never be the same...

Damn it, I have nothing to mock now because you've done them all. Thanks a lot, guys.

That SO better make the WrestleCrap definition this week (Look at what's currently up there) No way. It's not going to beat out the Bisch/Linda Soap Opera angle, though I'm damn certain that it will make the mailbag. The individual gimmicks of Freddy and Jason were inducted into Wrestlecrap last week - it'd make sense if RD recognized continuity and posted this assault as the definition. I know this, but RD doesn't watch TNA.

That SO better make the WrestleCrap definition this week (Look at what's currently up there) No way. It's not going to beat out the Bisch/Linda Soap Opera angle, though I'm damn certain that it will make the mailbag. Oh, and the belt falling off once is uderstandable. The second time it was lame, but at least the first time the three were able to cover it up by brawling while it was being set up again. It was a fun match despite the lameness of the belt falling, in my opinion. And since I only paid $5 this week, it was worth every buck.

Wow. I'm the only person who really liked the show for the most part? The only problem with Ultimate X was the damn belt falling TWICE, the tag match was solid as was the New Church/Gathering tag match. The Jarrett/Watts vs. Daniels/Legend match was weak, but what're ya gonna do? And while in-ring wise the gauntlet sucked, the booking was right-on. What, exactly, was so bad about it?

WWE Smackdown/Velocity Tapings last year. GREAT experience. I saw... Funaki win a match. Matt Hardy jump to Smackdown. The first time Los Guerreros teamed on WWE TV. The first time Edge and Rey teamed on WWE TV (Not counting an earlier six-man). The Rock vs. Chris Benoit Oh, and my favorite part of all... The debut of Funaki, SMACKDOWN NUMBAH ONE ANNOUNCAH! Well worth the fourty bucks I spent on tickets.

Dude, I live in WASHINGTON STATE. Do NOT complain about the Cali indy scene, you have it way better than some of us.

All things considered, I mostly watch FLCL so I can watch the end credits. "Ride on Shooting Star" is AWESOME.

Yeah. I found the last couple seasons of Futurama to be WAAAAAAAAAAY funnier than The Simpsons, which, to me, has become an unfunny parade of guest stars.

Yes...that last choice works. If Test was legit injured...Elix Skipper, Christopher Daniels, and Lo Ki would have come out to help him out. If they come out to the SWANK Triple X entrance music, then I would mark my ass off for that.

Wasn't Jamal a product of the HWA, not OVW?

I would love to see Heenan, at the very least, have a weekly segment on Confidential. Heenan rules and I'm happy to hear this news.

I'm definitely interested in Path of Destruction. I just need to see what my financial sitch is like.

Gail Kim is pride-worthy? I wouldn't put her in "Shame", but that's kind of stretching it.