Mecha Mummy

No Mercy is awesomeness. I wish I had a functioning N64.

No matter how good her other stuff is, when I think Avril, I think "Sk8er Boi". Meaning she's fucked for quite a while when it comes to my opinion of her.

Ugh. Kurdt Cobain. I hate Axl Rose.

RVD vs. Rey Ultimo Dragon vs. The Hurricane (Puro Guy vs. Guy that uses Puro Moves) Brock Lesnar vs. Chris Jericho Spanky vs. Hurricane Version 1.0 vs. Christian (Not for workrate, mind you, for the promos that would come out of it)

Evenflow.

FIRST ROUND 1--Steve Austin 2--Brock Lesnar 3--Kurt Angle 4--Mick Foley 5--The Rock 6--Sgt Slaughter 7--Hulk Hogan 8--Randy Savage 9--Bret Hart 10-Kane 11-Triple-H 12-Ted DiBiase 13-Shawn Michaels 14-Ric Flair 15-The Undertaker 16-The Big Show

Cena, Version 1.0, or Christian would win, with Cena being the most likely of the three because of his main event push a couple months ago.

The Mark Henry transvestite angle. This is where Russo and "Attitude" went too far and everyone knew it.

Though I don't really like them now, I was into TATU for like a couple weeks because of it being Victoria's theme music. The thing is that normally with WWE music it's by bands that I've heard months before (Like Evanescence. I heard them like four months before it became the No Way Out theme music, and the same with Trapt's "Headstrong", which I had thought would be an AWESOME song for a PPV just for the corus), so it's rare that I get into a band because they were played as a wrestling theme. ... Ooh, wait! "End of Everything" by Stereomud and "Live for the Moment" by Monster Magnet both rule.

I think I'll try that tomorrow. 'Course, I'll have to get my mom's blessing, but...

who was last seen on NWA-TNA when he helped DUSTY RHODES win a match.

Nestor, now you're just asking for it.

Oh, great, we've driven him insane.

Axl Rose (Never really liked the Stones, and GnR's all right, so Axl wins.) Kurt Cobain (I like Morrison. I like the Doors. But I'm from Seattle, and I'm a Nirvana mark, so I vote for Kurdt.)

Nestor, I was THERE for HHH vs. Booker T. It was mediocriffic. Not bad, but not a 'hell of a match' at all. The only great match I've seen with HHH in it was HHH vs. HBK at Summerslam. Booker T hit the Harlem Hangover in the match? JOY! He did it on Big Show last year at Vengeance. Did you think THAT was a hell of a match? Oh, and the Indian Deathlock... Two words; Trailer Hitch. 'Nuff said. We can't ban him because he likes Hunter, though. Wait until he insults the entire board.

Damien was a wrestler's pet... much like Lucy, TRIPLE H's dog.

Yeah, but that's all feature story crap when it comes to Solomon. I'm REALLY going to miss his stuff, he was the only columnist I read on that site other than Edge, and I normally just read the posts here.

The Shooting Star has been exposed as being not that spiffy, though. I mean, the Tough Enough III kid John can do a standing one! If Red ever signs with WWE, he uses it as a transitional move, really... And really... WOW! He flips in the air and lands on someone! That's gotta hurt more than just... um, NOT flipping and landing on someone. I like the SSP, actually. I'm just saying.

Ah, Booty Man, AKA The Zodiac. He was a member of the Dungeon of Doom with THE SHARK.

Heroes: 1. Steve Austn (1997-99) 2. Hulk Hogan (Mid 80s) 3. Bret Hart (1992-96) 4. Kurt Angle (2001 vs. The Alliance/Stone Cold) 5. The Rock (1999-2001) Villains: 1. Vince McMahon/The Undertaker/Corporate Ministry (1998-1999) 2. Jake Roberts (1992) 3. Shawn Michaels/Heel DX (1997-98) 4. The Honky Tonk Man (1987-88) 5. Steve Austin (2001 - vs. Kurt Angle)

One word; Chokeslam. At one point Taker, Big Show, and Kane were ALL using it, and they're all upper midcarders (Or at least were in Kane's case). Brock did it once, so Billy? Shut your mouth before you put us all to sleep.

You can look at it that way. Or you can do like I did and applaud Michael Cole for referring to a wrestler who hasn't been in the WWE for like five or six years. That caught me by surprise, I was waiting for "Great cruiserweights like Dean Malenko... Crash Holly, and Gillberg!"

The Shooting Brock Press at Mania. Jake Roberts shows up drunk at Heroes of Wrestling.

I love the Haas of Pain. R.C. does it well and I mark out for it every time.

Would Goldust's feud with Razor where he took Ramon out of his game by flirting and lusting after him count as controversial?