Mecha Mummy

"White Boy Challenge" might be WrestleCrap material. Haterade? No.

They did the same thing with The Rock. It said something like "greatness knows no bounds" or something like that. The Jericho one is weird, though.

who had failed relationship #154 with JEFF HARDY recently.

1. In your opinion, what was the best angle ever? Andy Kaufman, Intergender Champion OR Raven vs. Dreamer 2. In your opinion, what was the best pre-match promo (you know, ones before a PPV Match) ever, so far? The Rock saying that he can win the Royal Rumble... IF he can somehow manage to eliminate Crash Holly and Headbanger Mosh. 3. Biggest Wasted Talent Raven in WWF 4. Biggest Payoff (stars, etc. that led to something good) HBK vs. Austin with Mike Tyson as the Special Ref 5. Best PPV Best I saw would be... uhm... either Summerslam last year or Wrestlemania XIX. *Laughs embarassedly* 6. One reason why Raw (or smackdown) is better than smackdown (or raw) right now Smackdown is better than Raw because it focuses on new stars. 7. Funniest piece of unintentional comedy by WWF/E Last night, HBK getting pantsed. At least I pray that was unintentional.

Tenacious Z is signed for WWE, but he hasn't debuted, much like GAIL KIM.

Jeff's gone, huh? It's a pity, he used to have a real future, but he degenerated into nothing, and damn, all that paint.... See ya, Jeff, hate to say it, but you won't be missed.

Oh, yeaaaahhhh.... Bull Buchanan was one, too. THAT Lord Humongous... In fact, now that I think about it, it could be B2 donning the mask again. Which would be a bummer because I'm sure there are better big men who could do the gimmick. Oh, and GG, hilarious story.

Let the Kliq-fest commence...

who got beaten down by VINCE MCMAHON in a recent hype video for Hogan vs. McMahon.

So... Mr. America ISN'T Funaki? Shit.

Oh dear god, it's Jason the Terrible.

Oh dear god no. Didn't they already do this?

AAaaaaauauuuugh. Didn't Jericho get Goldberg into a front facelock? Yeah, Jericho was soooo lucky...

In no particular order Ja Rule Vanilla Ice Lil' Bow Wow Road Dogg (Doesn't he count? That "Gettin' Rowdy" shit was HORRIBLE!) Mr. T

I watched the last couple of minutes of it before Velocity. Funny stuff. I wanted to watch it last night but they were re-airing last week's Buffy because a Mariners game pre-empted it, and I decided to watch that instead.

Midwest Region 5 Kenta Kobashi 2 Chris Jericho West Region 1 AJ Styles 3 Matt Hardy South Region 5 Yuji Nagata 2 Christopher Daniels East Region 1 Eddy Guerrero 11 Brock Lesnar

Hmm... Christian and The Hurricane. Christian frequently relies on rest-holds, which I can't understand because he's a solid worker. The only explanation possible is that he still hasn't gotten adjusted to working in singles matches, which is a bit nuts. Hurricane... Well, first off, though I love his comedy stuff, he needs to deliver his lines a bit more seriously. Hell, even his COMEDY lines should be delivered more seriously. He sounded like he was on a sugar rush last week, and that needs to stop. I think the superhero gimmick would do just fine in an upper midcard role, but only if he can make it a little less goofy.

Russo has gone nuts.

I'm in. This is just as justifiable as the "McDonalds made me fat" crap.

That was easily one of the best Velocities in recent memory. Two angles, one promo, they helped build up Team Angle vs. Los Guerreros, Crash Holly is a Moore-on (And I loved Josh's deadpan delivery of all those Moore-on lines), and Kanyon is BACK! All that in one B-Show. Heat - Raven = Worst Non-Recap Non-Confidential show WWE has.

Um... Coolio and Ja Rule are ahead of Sugarhill Gang? God, I hate these countdowns. The only good one was the One-Hit Wonders one.

12. Fabulous Rougeau Brothers 9. Strike Force 6. Benoit/Angle 10. Quebecers ---------------------------------------------------------- 8. Money Inc. 6. Edge & Christian 4. Dudley Boyz 7. New Age Outlaws

The funniest thing about that is that that is exactly what a friend of mine thought it was when I was playing it at school.

You kiddin' me? I don't even listen to rap and I'm loving this.

Hey! On Raw Coach is tolerable. On HEAT, though, I want to kill that idiot.