Yuna_Firerose

Heh...only 5 pages for SD? I always find the page difference from Raw to SD funny. Naked Matt + Hug W/Shanny = Hotness

plastic, anorexic barbie dolls

Do you need to ask? Of course it'll be. Hell, I'm just hoping they get some promo time.

No, I wasn't. By 'surgery' I thought she was injured, which had me worried. And, in a non-lesbian way, I don't think she needs a boob job.

Surgery? What surgery? :huh:

You're not the only one. Geez, how could ANYONE stand to have them *that* big?

Whatever gets Stevie more air-time is okay with me, even *if* it has to be with Jazz... *shudder* Stevie being the submissive bitch is extremely hot from this chick's point of view. *points to her "Know Your Role, Bitch" and other Stevie icons*

I rented it, since eh...it sounded good. Intro cut scene...exciting. Especially since I have a thing for accents... *ahem* THEN comes the actual game....which frustrated me to no end. The first thing you do in the game is a car chase. Simple, yes? Not at all. You're supposed to chase this red car, which looks like a tiny dot on the screen, at high speed while about a thousand cars are on the streets. And if you run into any of them, you're yelled at. ("Get off the fuckin' road!" Hell, I got called a wanker by some irate driver. You make a turn and you skid like mad. Most of the times you can't even see the car...you're just driving and going by... The ever-helpful.... TURN SIGNAL~! Your light signals when you're supposed to turn. 'Cept you're SO focused on the red freakin' dot that when you notice the damn blinker, it's pointing at a wall. Helpful. So, when in a high-speed police car chase, you're going to signal which way you're going to turn? See...it makes perfect sense. I figured out a trick during turns though... don't hold down the x button. Finally after about 50 tries I complete the car chase.....then get into a shoot down. After about three tries, I figured out a tiny secret. Lure the two guys out, then run them the fuck over with the shiny red car. Yes, I'm mean that way. Problem: if your car getes busted up...so do you. And this guy looks funny as hell when limping. So, time to use an aid-kit, or a potion, or SOMETHING to heal, right? Wrong. Everyone, get ready for the most genius idea in a game..... To heal up.....you lean against the wall. Stand by a wall, press x, and listen to the guy breathing.....then stand there.....and continue waiting. The creators didn't want to use first aid kits since those would be "unrealistic". So, not only is leaning against the wall a genius idea, but folks, apparently it's "realistic". [/mini rant] That's about as far as I got in the game, since I took it back (willingly..it was due tomorrow) today and got Suikoden III. Anyway...I'm curious as to what everyone else thought of the game.

"Real American"

Cranberry

Triple H

Scott Steiner

I first started writing to *somehow* resemble Fear Factor. 'Course, when I start writing like that, it just goes into a bunch of gibberish as jokes come to my mind.

Umm.... a bad attempt at a fic? *chuckles* Told you it was bad......but it got good reviews on the site, so I figured I'd post it. And the second chapter...... CHRISTIAN- *lounges on the ropes like he did at Royal Rumble........until he hears about what kind of match this is. He falls off the rope.....gracefully, though. Stands up, looking at the author. CHRISTIAN- WHAT?!? I don't throw tantrums! I DON'T,I DON'T,I DON'T,I DON'T,I DON'T,!!!! *DDP comes out, holding CHRISTIAN by the shoulders. DDP- Breathe, Christian, Breathe....... Y2J- *bored, watching a movie on the big screen where the intros are SUPPOSED to be played* RUN, FORREST, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL- o_O Y2J- Uh........... *His motto: when all else fails, stick to what you know best......after he looks these words up in the dictionary, of course* I'M THE LIVING LEGEND!!!!! AUTHOR- *ignoring Y2J's statement....as usual* That's right! A Tantrum Match! Kinda like a street fight...no countouts, tapouts, or disqualifications. DDP- *whispering to CHRISTIAN; CHRISTIAN nods, smiling. DDP hands CHRISTIAN a box, and points to Y2J. CHRISTIAN walks to Y2J. AUTHOR, *of course, has turned off Forrest Gump. Hears a request from someone in the back-room. Turns the requested movie on......* CHUCK AND BILLY- *holding tissues to their eyes* NO, LASSIE, DON'T GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *they hold each other, tears flowing freely. STONE COLD throws beer on the two.....They take no notice of it.* CHRISTIAN- *taps Y2J on the shoulder* Y2J- YOU DARE TAP THE LIVING LEGE--*CHRISTIAN hands him the box, opening it* HEY!!!! A LAPTOP!!!! AWESOME!!! *CHRISTIAN whispers something to Y2J* Forfeit....For the laptop?? *a BRIGHT IDEA pops in his mind..............it quickly diminishes* OKAY!!!!!!! AUTHOR- Uh.............that's not the kind of match I meant..........Now, the audience that is still with me, and HAVEN'T left the story, they want to see both of you throw a tantrum.....they want to see a match! Y2J- *runs to THE ROCK, holding his laptop behind his back* HEY!!!! Guess what I got!!!!!!!!!! ROCK- A brain, Jabroni? Y2J- NO!! *pauses. There's an insult in there somewhere, he was sure of it. ---- Oh well!* AN AWESOME LAPTOP!! AIN'T IT JUST, LIKE, SO COOOOOL ??? ROCK- No. *shrugs and walks away* KANE- Need help, you. Y2J- Huh? KANE- *rolls his eyes* You need help. Y2J- Whatever. AUTHOR- *wonders where this fic is going......* Ummmmmmmmm......okay. I can deal like.. KURT ANGLE- Like a crispin' clean, washin' machine! *proudly smiles to himself. He was getting the hang of this slang stuff* AUTHOR- Uh......no. Anyway, next match. *pauses* WHAT IS THE NEXT MATCH?!?!?! KURT ANGLE- ME FOR THE UNDISPUTED CHAM----- SCOTT HALL- *Comes up and beats KURT ANGLE down* AUTHOR- Thanks, hun. SCOTT HALL- No prob. AUTHOR- Okay, seriously now. I need to quit typing aimlessly. WHO--- STONE COLD- WHAT?! JIM ROSS- 's Going To Wrestlemania!?!? AUTHOR- GET YOUR ASS OUTTA THE STORY!! JIM ROSS- k. *leaves* AUTHOR- OKAY!!! WHO--don't you interrupt, Stone Cold--EVER OFFERS A MATCH NEXT, WILL HAVE IT! BILLY- 'Have it'? OHHhhhhhh! I get it!! *CHUCK giggles like a lil school girl and the two high-five each other's hand.....then each other's ass.......* CHRISTIAN- Uh, hello!! I JUST WON! ME!!!!!!! DON'T IGNORE ME, DAMMIT! DDP- Calm, CHRISTIAN, calm! Breathe....inhale....... GOLDUST- *does the inhaley thing* That's my line. I'm the only one that inhales around here! TRIPLE H- *takes a quick inhale and then hides a dope joint* DDP- Aren't you supposed to start with a quote, G.D. ? GOLDUST- Yes, true. But my library of quotes is limited by the AUTHOR's weak intelligence. KURT ANGLE- Oh, it's true! It's DAMN true! SCOTT HALL and the nWo- *beat the crap out of KURT....again* AUTHOR- Thanks again, hun! *kisses him passionately* SCOTT HALL- *kisses back* *HULK HOGAN & KEVIN NASH roll their eyes. CHUCK & BILLY wonder if they have kissed like that before. The rest..........just ignore the two* GOLDUST- *Anyway*, I challenge you, Pika....Uh, I mean....DDP!!! DDP- You're on!! *thinks about this a moment* What kind of match? *CHRISTIAN leaves.....stealing DDP's European title belt when he does* GOLDUST- An inahling match, of course! DDP- o_O Uh........................ooooooooookay. *Wonders EXACTLY what GOLDUST has been inhaling....* TRIPLE H- *takes a quick whiff of his joint again. Sees his boyfriend, KANE, giving him a weird look* I didn't get it from Goldust, honest! *holds up the Golden joint with the name, GOLDUST, clearly written on it* Uh...........damn it. GOLDUST- *tries to think of a quote* Flesh is a trap.....and magic sets us free! INFORMATION DUDE- Actual quote from a great movie called, Lord of Illusions. CHUCK AND BILLY- Why'd Lassie have to go? *both sob uncontrollably. Booker T steals into the controls and rewinds that part over and over. He counts out the many $10 bills he received to do it* DDP- My friend, that has nothing to do with this match. Think...Positive. *sits on the mat, cross-legged* Meditate with me...........Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *meditates* GOLDUST- STOP!!!!!! Too much Positivity!!!!!! Need....weirdness!!! *Searches desperately for weirdness. CHUCK AND BILLY don't count....everyone knows their gay.* I'M MELTING! MELLLLLLTIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! *all his make-up melts off to reveal a skinny nerd with braces and buck-teeth. He quickly runs out of the fic* JERRY "KING" LAWLER- Well, we've seen The Power of the Punch from Regal, and now we see the Power of Positivity by DDP! AUTHOR- *thinks a moment.......hmmmm* KING, KING- I remember the last time a woman said that. No, wait. She was "screaming" it.... AUTHOR- That's nice. Anyway, I think Stacy Keibler is lonely..... KING- And she screamed and.....WHAT???? STONE COLD- Don't make kick your ass, WHAT??? CAUSE I SAID SO!! Y2J- That doesn't even make sense, SC..... KING- YOU SAID STACY WAS WHAT????? LONELY!!!!!...BYE!! *goes to the back room* DDP- *watches KING run* Wow, he can sure run fast. Must be for something very positive...... SCOTT HALL- Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. *rolls his sexy brown eyes* KEVIN NASH- Are they brown? INFORMATIVE DUDE- They are now. AUTHOR can't see his eyes too well on her pics....... HULK HOGAN- I'M the leader of the nWo.....so how come SCOTT gets so much on here? KEVIN NASH- Because he's young and sexy *pauses* according to the AUTHOR, I mean. And you're old and not so sexy.........according to the AUTHOR, of course. HULK HOGAN- *gives him a weeeeeeeiiiiird look* I'M STILL HOT! *stretches into what he perceives to be a sexy pose* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I BROKE MY HIP!!!!!! KEVIN NASH- Like I---uh, I mean, the *AUHTOR*----said, you're not so young and sexy anymore. EDGE- *walking around, passing out free bottles of his Shampoo* SCOTT HALL- Loser. *adjusts his perfect hair* He can't even compete with my hair. INFORMATIVE DUDE- *wonders why he isn't getting paid for this....* A match between Edge and Scott Hall was an idea from one of the reviewers..... Y2J- Ass Clown, I'll give you $50 to leave this fic for good. INFORMATIVE DUDE- Let me see the money..... Y2J- *hands him the money* Now, leave....... INFORMATIVE DUDE- Why would I want to? I've made $1,000 from a lot of wrestlers to leave. They all fall for the same trick....... Y2J- What trick? INFORMATIVE DUDE- My point exactly.........

*The first chapter of my fic, Raw Factor from last year. Yes, it was one of my first, soooo, pardon the suckiness* *Guy from Fear Factor walks up and looks to the audience with that 'I've been smellin' what the Rock is cookin' toooooo much' look. He has an odd habit of not....blinking...at.....all. He begins his boring...uh, *exciting* intro. Author forgets his name, so, Author just calls him Guy* GUY- These are very dangerous. They are also very hazardous to one's health and mental stability. They should be attempted at home. AUTHOR- Uh..... o_O GUY- *blinks for the first time in the last 10 minutes.* Oh. Yeah. They SHOULDN'T NOT be attempted at home. *shakes his head in confusion* Damn you, Triple H! *apologizes to the audience* I asked him to write out the cue cards, and well....you know him. He likes to spit water everywhere and be wet.....*smiles* And, that's NOT a bad thing.... (VOICE FROM BACKSTAGE) You steal my line and I'll "positively" kick your ass. And THAT is a good thing....for me anyway. GUY- Ummmm..... *clears throat nervously* These stunts are performed by.... AUTHOR YAWNS GUY- Hey, it's my job! Gimme a break! (BACKSTAGE: Chuck and Billy sing the kit-kat bar song with great enthusiasm. Everyone just slowly, cautiously, backs away from the "partners". They don't want to catch whatever weird mental disease Chuck and Billy have) AUTHOR- Not anymore, uh...., whatever-your-name is! *deletes him from the fic* o_O SHIT!! Now, my fic is without a host.... UNDERTAKER- Are you disrespecting me?!?!?!?!?! I'm the Dead Man Walking!! I want, no, I DESERVE to be the host, you stupid bitc----- AUTHOR- *readies the delete button* You wanna finish that sentance, Dead Man? UNDERTAKER- Uh..............no. AUTHOR- Thought so. Now then...... *Brings in one of her fave hotties: Beni Gabor from The Mummy. Beni smiles, thinking about how rich he's going to be. Turns around and slams right into Kane's chest. Beni glances up, sees Kane, and runs from the fic.* Damn it all to.... KANE- HELL!!! HELLFIRE!!!!! *does his intro...you know the one. Flames shoot up from all corners of the ring* TRIPLE H- *screams like a girl and runs to the ring, quickly throwing water on his head. Runs to one corner, and does the spit-up thing he likes to do. Extinguishes all the flames. Smiles proudly* AUTHOR- *smiles innocently as KANE walks to the back room. As soon as he is gone, I bring the flames back up....just to watch TRIPLE H be his usual moronic self again. Gets bored of that and sends him back to the locker room or whatever it's called* Okay, well, I guess I'm the host of this mostly plotless plot. Y2J- *comes to the ring, carrying the belts....as usual* I'M THE BEST!!! ME!!! I DEMAND TO BE THE HOST!!! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!! *Suddenly, the nWo come out. Y2J looks at them, confused.* Y2J- *angry* YOU DARE INTERRUPT THE LIVING LEGEND'S SPEECH? *pauses. Pulls out a huge Dictionary and looks up all the words he just said, except for 'Living Legend'. He overloaded his mental capacity again.......* KEVIN NASH- We are......*confused. Looks at the script and turns to Hogan* Uh......why'd we come out? HULK HOGAN- *Looks at the script as well* I have no idea......Wait. *they both look at SCOTT HALL, who is fixing his ever-geled hair, making sure the bang is just right. HULK HOGAN looks back at KEVIN* Do you need to ask, brother? KEVIN NASH- Yeah, as a matter a fact I.....*looks at SCOTT HALL, then at the AUTHOR* Nope, never mind..... SCOTT HALL- What? The AUTHOR wanted us to come out. So, we did. It's not because she likes me or anything.....................*blows a kiss to the AUTHOR* AUTHOR- *catches the kiss and blows him one right back* KEVIN NASH, HULK HOGAN- Oh, good grief........*they roll their eyes and leave. After a moment, SCOTT HALL realizes they left and follows them out* AUTHOR- *blushes* Ahem. Anyway..........Uh...what were we doing again? Y2J- We were discussing on promoting me to HOST....... AUTHOR- No, Jericho. I have someting more important planned for you... Y2J- *After looking up the word 'important', he turns to the AUTHOR* Reeeeeeeaaaaaalllllly? AUTHOR- Really, really. You're in our first match. Y2J- WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOO!! It's about time I got the respect I deserve! UNDERTAKER- *whispers to the AUTHOR* AUTHOR- Nope. You won't be fighting him. It's not that kind of a match.......*thinks*......Although, if you wanted to interrupt the next match, be my guest. But, if you interrupt, that means you have to participate... UNDERTAKER- *gets nervous and remains quiet* *CHRISTIAN'S intro plays as he makes his way to the ring. A PENCIL comes into the picture and deletes the belts from Y2J's shoulders* Y2J- Hey!! I'm the Living Legend! THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION, you ass clown......!! *PENCIL hovers dangerously close to Y2J's mouth* AUTHOR- You want to repeat that, sucka? Y2J- *nervously* Um....no, not at all....... BOOKER T- *thinks about complaining about the use of his phrase. Thinks about GUY who got deleted so quickly and decides against it. Realizes he had 2 full, complete thoughts. Does the SPIN-A-ROONI in excitement. Y2J- Um...........This is nothing like Fear Factor....... AUTHOR- You'd rather eat bull's testicles and be covered in bugs instead of this match? That can be arranged...... Y2J- *quickly changing the subject* So, uh, what kind of match is this, anyhow? *CHRISTIAN steps into the ring and looks around, noting the abscence of a ref.* AUTHOR- Well, Mr. Legend, what do you think this match is? Y2J- *thinks about this* ..............five minutes later Y2J- AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY HEAD HURTS!!! I THOUGHT TOO MUCH!!!!!! AUTHOR, DDP, nWo, CHRISTIAN, UNDERTAKER, KANE, HHH, CHUCK & BILLY, anyone else I will add- o_O AUTHOR- Well, Genius, it's a.........TANTRUM MATCH!!!! Whoever throws the best tantrum, wins. *turns to UNDERTAKER* Will you be interrupting......? UNDERTAKER- *quickly shakes his head no* [[There's more chapters, but I think it best to leave before I get too weird. Although if you WANT to read the 2nd chapter.... I'll post it]]

And Damaramu brings on da SLASH~!

Pfft... Matt/Billy are *way* more homoerotic than HHH. Just sayin'

The following report was written by Matt Boone with help from LordsOfPain.net's own Calvin Martin: ***VELOCITY*** This is the first match on your Velocity tapings. Billy Kidman vs. Shannon Moore (Non-Title) Said to be a good Cruiserweight match. Went about 5 minutes with the finish seeing Kidman nailing the "Shooting Star-Press" to get the pinfall victory. Winner via pinfall - Billy Kidman Chuck Palumbo & Nunzio w/ Johnny "The Bull" Stamboli vs. Nova & Johnny Jeter Pretty good back and forth tag-team action that lasted around 6 or 7 minutes. Finish saw Chuck Palumbo nail Nova with a superkick to get the pinfall. Johnny "The Bull" Stamboli was in Nunzio and Chuck Palumbo's corner for this match. This bout was taped to air on Velocity this coming Saturday night. Winners via pinfall - Chuck Palumbo & Nunzio w/ Johnny "The Bull" Stamboli Bill DeMott vs. Funaki 3 minute squash with Bill DeMott getting the better of it. DeMott nails Funaki with a clothesline that nearly knocked him out of his shoes before folding him in half with a devestating powerbomb to secure the victory. Winner via pinfall - Bill DeMott Team Angle vs. Los Guerrero's (Non-Title) Solid 8 minute match with Los Guerrero's getting the nod via countout. Chavo Guerrero Jr. hit Charlie Haas with a tornado DDT off the top-rope. Eddie Guerrero was on the other corner about to come off the top-rope when Team Angle slid out the backdoor and took the 10 count. Winners via countout - Los Guerrero's Tony Chimmel plugs the merchandise stand featuring the new WWE bobble-head dolls. The first, Kurt Angle (crowd boo's). The second, "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan (crowd pops). Finally, The Rock (mixture of boo's and cheers). T-shirts are shot out into the crowd as the WWE crew changes sets from Velocity to SmackDown! 2 Boxed Surprises For The Undertaker? As Tazz's music hits, Michael Cole and Tazz make their way to the announcing table. As the two are headed to the commentator's booth, we notice two large boxes on the entrance ramp of the SmackDown! set. Likely another two surprises for The Undertaker tonight on SmackDown! ***SMACKDOWN*** Show opens with "If ya smell......." as The Rock comes out on stage. Rock walks back and forth a few times before getting in the ring. After a debated crowd mixed with boo's and cheers, The Rock grabs a microphone. "Finally...." crowd boo's. (Deeper voice) "FINALLY...." crowd boo's. "Finally, The Rock has come back To Indianaaaaaaaaaa.......who gives a crap." The Rock wants the crowd to make a decision. Oh wait, Rock has a call on his cell-phone. It's his personal assistant. The Rock will be back with you in just one minute. Hell yeah The Rock is going to fly out of here tonight. What did you think, The Rock was going to spend another night with all these hicks? Whoa whoa whoa, not you guys, hickory tree's. There's a lot of hickory tree's in Indianapolis. Rock hangs up, back to the crowd. Rock wants the crowd to make a decision. The Rock hears "Rocky" chants, The Rock hears "Hogan" chants, The Rock hears boo's, The Rock hears cheers. The Rock wants the people to make a decision. Do they really want to boo The Rock? Let The Rock check again, do they really want to boo The Rock? Alright, you made your decision. At No Way Out, you are going to get the jabroni beating, pie eating, climb a tree, scratch an itch, make Hulk Hogan The Rock's little bitch, people's champ...The Rock! "If ya smell...." whoa whoa whoa. You made your decision. You don't chant "Rocky sucks" for 10 minutes and then sing along with The Rock. Only The Rock can say it now, "what The Rock, is cooking!" Chris Benoit vs. A-Train Missed most of the match due to technical problems. When I came back, Chris Benoit's music was playing as he was celebrating. One would assume he got the nod. Winner via pinfall? - Chris Benoit Hulk Hogan is shown backstage arriving to the arena. No promo's or nothing, just walking down the hallway with his gear. Funaki is shown backstage outside The Rock's dressing room. Funaki, SmackDown! number one announcer is attempting to get a word with the returning Rock. Two security guards outside the Rock's dressing room refuse to let Funaki in. Funaki says he has a pass, they still refuse. Funaki tries to bribe them with a $100 bill, to no avail. The security tells Funaki that The Rock will only speak with Hulk Hogan. Rikishi vs. Johnny "The Bull" Stamboli w/ Nunzio & Chuck Palumbo Johnny "The Bull" Stamboli nails a very impressive military press slam to the big 400 pound Samoan, Rikishi. Rikishi wins with a Samoan drop. After the match, all three Italians attack Rikishi. Rikishi gets the better of them until going for a Samoan drop on Nunzio, only to be super-kicked in the chops by Chuck Palumbo for his efforts. Winner via pinfall - Rikishi Backstage we see Shelton Benjamin and Kurt Angle doing amateur wrestling to prepare Angle for his match with Brock Lesnar in the main-event tonight. Angle said he was upset about the six-man tag Stephanie McMahon announced for No Way Out last week, but he has accepted it. However, tonight, Angle is going to snap Lesnar's ankle in half so he won't even make it to No Way Out. Rey Mysterio & Billy Kidman vs. Matt Hardy & Shannon Moore Very good high-flying action packed match that ran just under 10 minutes. Finish saw Matt Hardy get the twist-of-fate on Billy Kidman for the 3-count while Mysterio was battling with Moore on the outside. Winners via pinfall - Matt Hardy & Shannon Moore "Earlier this week" Michael Cole is sitting down with Nathan Jones who will be in SmackDown! live next week. Michael Cole brings up Jones history in jail. Nathan Jones said he served 10 years for armed robbery, but he served his time, paid his dues, and wants to put that behind him. Cole asks him what he hopes to accomplish in WWE. Nathan Jones said he wants to win the WWE Championship. He has some unfinished business with someone, but will he settle it on tick or tock? He whispers some devious stuff for a few minutes, and that was that. Undertaker is shown backstage. Plug for this coming Saturday's Confidential which will feature a piece on the life of "Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig. The boxes containing surprises for The Undertaker are headed to the ring as we go to commercial. Highlight package of the past few surpises and apologies from Big Show to Undertaker airs as the second box is being craned into the ring. "Dead Man walking...you've done it now" as The Undertaker motorcycles himself to the ring containing two large mystery boxes. Undertaker eyeballs both boxes, one bigger than the other. Wonder what's going to be in the bigger one? Undertaker goes to the smaller box first, opens it, and it's a little puppy dog. Undertaker stare-downs the bigger one and begins kicking it in as the Big Show jumps him from behind. Nothing in the big box, but a big set up. Big Show chokeslams Undertaker and leaves Undertaker laid out in the ring as he walks off. Highlight of the last Undertaker segment with the beatdown from Big Show airs as we return. Big Show is shown backstage yelling about not being afraid of Undertaker and that he's going to beat him at No Way Out. He gets in a limo and leaves the arena. This was a "during the break" segment. Torrie Wilson vs. Nidia w/ Jamie Noble (Paddle On A Pole) Highlights of last week's Valentine's Day bra & panties match is shown as Nidia makes her entrance. Missed what happened here, but you can bet a paddle was involved somehow. Nidia got the victory. Winner via pinfall? - Nidia Now it's time for the showdown between The Rock and Hollywood Hulk Hogan. The Rock does the majority of the talking. Messing with the crowd for boo'ing him like before, while taking stabs at Hulk Hogan here and there. Rock says he's thought long and hard, and an apology is in order. The Rock has contemplated, and his mind is made up. Hulk Hogan, go ahead and apologize to The Rock. No apology. The Rock gives Hulk Hogan one more chance to apologize, Hulk Hogan says "hell no." The Rock goes on to talk about how he's the reason Hulk Hogan is popular again. Rock challenging Hogan last year brought Hogan back from the dead and allowed him to do commercials with the "muppet puppets" again. Maybe he don't remember, so allow The Rock to remind him. "The millions" half the crowd finishes, the other half boo's. Rock tries again, same results. He gives up. The entire time Rock would trash-talk Hogan, Hogan would get ready to attack Rock, but Rock would stop him. Rock finally tries to shake Hogan's hand and be a gentleman. He's just trying to entertain the fans, Hogan knows that. He respects Hogan, and the two greatest icons are going to get it on this Sunday on PPV. Rock sticks his hand out to Hogan for a handshake, Hogan goes to shake, Rock pulls it back, Hogan punches Rock. Rock walks away laughing it off. No Way Out card is run down. Same exact line-up that was advertised on RAW only this time Chris Jericho vs. Jeff Hardy was announced. John Cena is backstage with a cast on his leg freestyling about his knee being shattered by Brock Lesnar last week on SmackDown! when he was F-5'd into the steel ring post. Main-Event: Brock Lesnar vs. Kurt Angle Brock Lesnar makes his way to the ring to his music as usual. Next comes Kurt Angle to his music, with Team Angle by his side. Angle grabs a mic and asks Lesnar if he really wants to go through with this. He agreed to wrestle Lesnar tonight, but he didn't name the stipulation. If he wants Angle tonight, he's got to be Shelton Benjamin. However, to get to Shelton Benjamin, he has to beat Charlie Haas first. He has to beat them both to get to Angle. Match with Lesnar and Haas begins. Lesnar gets the quick advantage. Lesnar dominates the match and finally wins after about 4 minutes with the F-5. Next up, Shelton Benjamin. Brock Lesnar gets through Shelton Benjamin after about 8 minutes. Lesnar blocks Benjamins kick-finisher and nailed him with a weird looking F-5 for the victory. Now it's time for Brock Lesnar vs. Kurt Angle, as Lesnar got past the two obstacles Angle put before him. However, Paul Heyman is trying to encourage Angle not to go down to the ring for the match. Angle makes his way down to the ring. Angle and Lesnar stare each other down, Heyman grabs Lesnar's attention allowing Angle to jump on Lesnar's back for some sort of choke. Lesnar goes for an F-5 on Paul Heyman, but Angle stops it with a back-leg chop block. From there, Team Angle jumps in to assist Kurt with the beat down of Brock Lesnar until Lesnar's tag-partners for this Sunday, Benoit and Edge, come down to clean house. The six stare each other down as the heel team scurries off.

As the slash expert, I'd say he *does* look very gay.......and not in a good way, either. He's still just....eww. *shudders*

Jones seems interesting on the mic, but that's about it.

Why not have HBK be the manager of both RVD and Jeff? Both are in need of a manager, and both are (RVD) /were (Jeff) good in the ring.

He's doing a sit-down. Really, that's all I can tell you because even I don't know much about it.

Ooops... I must not have seen it. The mods can delete this one then.

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Am I the only one who laughed at that?