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Vince: I give you what you want, admit it. Crowd: Y2J! Y2J! Vince: I am NOT giving you that!

And its the same spinning belt.

Randy Orton (in his wrestling gear) AWARDED the title... so far...

Here goes nothing! Good opening video... but was that Shelton Benjamin in the "who will walk out champ" montage?

I swore I mentioned Lita only owns 2 shirts.

I thought Shelton wasn't going to be able to hold in the laughter there in the end after the "get your monkey ass over here"

Ah predictable WWE. I called it two pages back. Congrats to me for posting what everyone always knew.

Mixed Tag tonight?

I almost thought we were going to have a nice solid interview segment with no shennanigans. Then I remembered I was watching WWE.

I'm now convinced (although not complaining) that Lita only owns two shirts. Her Rated R Superstar shirt, and the lovely number she is wearing tonight.

Brief Triple H chants on Unlimited

I was waiting for the "Rey didn't eliminate me, a ghost did" excuse from HHH.

There were two spots left on Raw for the Rumble and only one on Smackdown. Tatanka and Eugene were last seen on Raw. Goldust is now on Raw. Did Smackdown just get the shaft?

Shoot comments not supposed to be shoot comments. They are showing the "best" signs on WWE.com Unlimited. Todd Grisham sees a sign that says Chris Masters on it. His response: "A Chris Masters Fan! One apparently does exist!"

The biggest pop of the night tonight will probably be when this is over.

We should start an over/under on how many matches Rob is in before he potatoes someone.

Back to the curtain jerking for Rob

I smell a Ric Flair run-in. He has always been known for his kiss-stealin'.

I thought we were going to get more GM search segments tonight. Although it would almost make no sense storyline wise, but this is WWE so who cares, has anyone mentioned the possibility of Jim Ross as Raw GM?

BA-ZING!

Dean Dougla-- Matt Striker on drugs being bad mmmkay on Unlimited. He wants us to get out of the smoke filled basements we are smoking the pot, the maui wowey in. Why? Because he's our teacher.

Or the crowd just isn't as dead as they were last night for the match

DVDA?

I guess that means a Val/Shelty classic battle filled with Mammaisms is next.

Oh, you are shitting me. They are NOT going to give that away on free TV with little build. Dumbasses.