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Trevor Murdoch on Unlimited: I seen a sex show once, learned a lot about love them.... to see that look on the cow's face when the horse went to town, brought a tear to my eye. Next time you roll down to the farm, know that milk sure does a body good, but that's not all you can get from Bessie.

What a HORRIBLE superkick to Daivari

If Vince Russo was booking, the new GM would be Tank Abbott.

Hopefully this is Cena's "You all booed me during my match, and cheered me losing" heel turn speech.

86. 4 out of 5 dentists agree that he whitens teeth better than Trident.

Because they didn't care about the match or the participants in the match so they decided to try and have fun themselves. It's not nice but obviously WWE didn't do something right. I did think they could've been better during the two big Evolution matches though. I do fault them for that I do agree that the build up for Orton/Benoit could've been a hell of a lot better, but it's, in essence, supposed to be the draw of the show. All wrestling fans understand the concept of the World Title match, and yet people shat (yes, shat) all over it. I guess the ratings in the next few months will prove whether or not Toronto tonight was just predicting the future, or a bunch of unappreciative goofballs (yes, goofballs).

To me, all the hate for the crowd stems from the one thing that seems to not be touched on by people trying to DEFEND the crowd: They did a fucking wave (a loud one at that) during the title match. They DID A WAVE! That's a shitty, shitty thing to do during a main event, world title match at the second biggest show of the year.

Three letters: UHF

1) As far as I know, any game that says on the box that it supports online play is FREE to play online. I frequent the EA and Sega (damn you ESPN) sports games and they are free to play online... NOTE: Sony is using a new server called DNAS to support online play for their upcoming games. Some PS2's do not support DNAS. You have to go to the playstation website, call customer service, and they will send you an address to exchange systems for free. 2) The same cable/wires you use to connect to your computer. Either buy another or switch back and forth.

Ahh Dan, you and your markout for DBZ. Hours of endless amusement.

Wait a second... am I the only who missed the conversation about this? (As a "rabid" Astros fan) What is everyone's problem with the Houston Astros? I will be the first one to admit that the Cubs have a great team. I will be the first to admit that Houston lacks starting pitching and consistency from half of their bullpen, but it seems like no one, NO ONE believes the 'Stros will or can pull it out in the Central. Granted, they have the toughest schedule for the rest of the season, but they have been known to pull it out in September and hit the playoffs before they choke the first round of the playoffs. That's the key. The choke comes DURING the playoffs, not BEFORE. I would love to see the Cubbies win the wildcard, but c'mon, the Cubs as a whole can be VERY inconsistent at times. Damnit people, AGREE WITH ME!

Wait... what is everyone's problem with this? I would've hired HHH immediately for whatever movie I was producing (if I was producing a movie) just based on his skills in the YJ Stinger commercials. The newest one they showed Monday is just a testiment to his amazing acting prowess.

Lita/Trish vs. Molly/Gail - Knowing the WWE's booking, they will have Lita/Trish win. I would enjoy seeing Lita turn heel on Trish citing (on Raw the following night) that "Molly and Gail convinced me that Trish IS bad for the Women's division and my shot at the gold" and either play it out with them "eliminating" Trish for a while having Lita turn back to win the title a lead to Trish returning and fueding with Lita (what a long sentence). Or, after Lita turns on Trish, Jazz comes back to get her revenge on Gail for winning the title in the battle royal, and because she is met with the Lita/Molly/Gail tandum, Jazz is forced to reluctantly team with Trish to take them out.... wow, try to digest THAT one! Steiner vs. Test - I am almost POSITIVE that they will have Test get the victory to continue the fued because I am sure the writers have a) some HILARIOUS (/sarcasm) bits planned with Steiner as Test's bitch, and b) they can't think of anything better to do with Steiner and Test. Frenchies vs. Dudleys - I think that with Sylvian's injury and with the already plodding length of this fued, that the Dudleys are going to get the belts.And actually, I think that they are actually in line to fued with Mark Henry and Rodney Mack, hence JR saying on Raw, "Look out for this team of the Worlds Strongest Man and Rodney Mack. They are on the rise." Perhaps JR was planting the seeds. Christian vs. RVD vs. Jericho - I think that the WWE is going to keep the belt on Christian so that whenever the T man returns in October, Booker can gain his belt back from Christian. Plus, this will give RVD someone to fued with for the weeks until Booker gets back (as Jericho will probably move on to a brief title program with Goldberg, sharing him with kane, or some random matchups with RVD). JR/King vs. Coach/Al Snow - I agree with wrestlingbs when he says that Snow and Coach will win but Austin will do something to prevent them from doing the announcing on Raw. Kane vs. Shane McMahon - There is only one thing that should happen in this match: Kane should PLOW through Shane-o. Shane should get off Raw after this match and Kane should head towards a title shot against Goldberg (with Trips apparently out after Unforgiven with his injury/movie/whatever, what other heel could they throw up there for a while?) Goldberg vs. HHH - Triple H will announce during the match to the ref to tell Vince in the back that his groin is fine. He will change the finish mid-match and put himself over Goldberg. Goldberg will go to Smackdown and HHH will fued with Orton. Or Goldberg will win in a match that will probably go way too long. That's my predictions. Straight from the horseface's mouth.

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Has anyone checked the vaunted GameFAQs message board yet for the spoilers?

No matter what you think of the show, you have to admit that slowly but surely, Omar Gooding has stepped up to be the MAN. He is perhaps the biggest redeeming quality of that show.

Sports Night was God's Gift to fans of both sports and spectacular acting (although it was much less about sports and much more about BADASSNESS)

Let's not forget the build AND the match of Jake the Snake vs. Rick Martel... I'm sorry, but I did not like that match one bit.

I'm surprised Vince/Steph/Sable aren't anywhere to be found on the poster.

The one thing that can really ruin this is if HHH... who can be suspected to be somewhat still injured... doesn't try to pull another "I can carry Steiner for 30 minutes" deal and expose Goldberg's moveset and what not. When Goldberg and Rock duked it out it was wayyy to spotty because they had a lot of time to fill. It needs to be short, with LONG intros, perhaps a brawl outside of the ring before the bell sounds and maybe a few minutes of Evolution getting ejected. A match that goes longer than Goldberg can handle will kill the bout. Or they can copy DDP-Goldberg move for move (minus a few clotheslines).

Maybe its a little bold to call this the FUNNIEST headline EVER, but it should at least make you laugh for a few minutes. Clicketh Here

Actually, I can only assume it was Linda's idea. In his career, Vince has had an "affair" with about 33408 different women on-camera. Linda just wants her affair, and Bischoff was, for some reason, her choice.

Now my only question is if the rumors are true: I hear Nash's hair may try to restart it's baseball career. Last I heard, his hair hit .340 with 15 HR in the minors before it blew out it's knee and had to pull himself away from the game.

From the Vault: Kevin Nash's Hair

There is sitll time to throw it on SS for Kidman's turn.