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I don't know. He is just in the beginning phases. Jericho has been at it for a while now. To be the man you gotta beat the man.

Does this make Jericho the reigning champion of all things hair?

Let's not forget about three wildcards here: Foley, Booker T and RVD. These are three guys who could easily make it up there and have a token two-three week title picture push. I am not saying that any of them will win the title, but don't forget that they can easily be top card players if the WWE would let them. Foley is coming back for Orton, but probably will do some focusing on Trip as well. Booker T will probably get a token couple of world title shots with the two months in between Raw apperances on PPV. The same goes for RVD. And damn, you know who I forgot (of course you don't, because I didn't tell you): THE ROCK! Eventually he is going to not be making movies in between now and WM XX, and he will DEFINITELY be apart of WM XX, which probably at least makes him a lock for Royal Rumble '04. If he can come back and win a title for two months in between Scorpion King and his upcoming movie, then he can win it in his return.

You see boys and girls, it pays to read the Sunday Night Heat recap at Meltz's site. If someone HAS posted this so far, shoot me in the fucking foot. ----------------------------------------------------------------- The Scam Artist The SCAM ARTIST is an independent film noire set in a near future where corporations have the power and resources of governments. Scamming them is a precarious art practiced by a dangerous few who have the lastest in technology and little respect for the human condition. What happens when the scams get personal? ------------------------------------------------------------------ DDP ironically plays a character named "Unknown". I am not shitting you on this. And why is it ironic? Um... I don't know, it just sounded right saying it like that. No official date of anything has been released, only a simple trailer. From the trailer and from briefly skimming the site, it seems like Kim Page actually has a bigger part than DDP himself. To the trailer's credit, DDP throws in a pretty badass "No shit" in there. But, other than that, it just looks like some generic "take over the corporations" movie. Now, let's hear the "Should've been called the SCUM artist" and "Oh, he plays the part he was destined for: some sort of a stalker".

I enjoyed all of said above. My favorite was just all of the unintentional comedy. Including the aformentioned Go Go Power Rangers, Nashhole and what not, but also including JR going BALLISTIC for Kane's almost-chokeslam and especially Steiner catching myself offguard with this: (as soon as he turns around to see Jackie Gayda, he says, VERY LOUD and CLEAR) "You gonna suck my dick or what? What the hell are you in here for?" And he slowly walks away with the most confused look on his face. If you taped Raw, go rewatch that right now, it was gold.

Don't forget about the US Title. Although Eddy's gimmick is a little.. non-wrestlingesque (new word!), they claim that they will put more emphasis on actual wrestling when it comes to the belt.

We all know in this business that it won't be NFL that hits the ratings of Raw... it is Chris Jericho. He is a no talent hack that in the business brings the show down every time he is on camera. He should cut his hair and wrestle on Heat, that way Raw won't be affected. [/Lavesque]

rawmvp is exactly right. Turn Benoit heel, give him Heyman and you got the perfect match right there. You also have another top heel that can challenge Angle, and Heyman gets back on TV.

Give me the SEC (especially my current college of attendance LSU) And by god Miami and Florida State.

Classic

Although it is something I would like to burn out of my memory... No commentators have yet to mention that Steph is also a former Women's Champ. This is a match of former champions.

Am I the only one that would not actually choose my own adventure? Like, after a while of doing it the proper way, just go search for the possible endings and read how I died and what not?

This reminds me of one of those old school "Choose Your Own Adventure" books. I think I own(ed) each and everyone one of THESE. The Ninjas, the Mermaids, all of them.

Who would play Zack if they did a movie based on his life?

The only problem is can we actually trust the WWE with following through on something as big as this that they plan on starting. The biggest thing about the past when it came to focusing on the title is that the gimmicks of the characters in the ring practically didn't extend past their promo/entrance/extra match stuff mannerisms (I hope that makes sense). With Eddy and his Low Riders, there is something else in the mix that can easily take away attention from the title. If Benoit gets the title, then he could be the person that he has always been: few words, walk in, take care of business, walk it. "You gotta feel it!" But, like I said, I am scared that if they give Eddy the belt that they may use the Low Rider as a reason for a fight with the belt as just an aside. Which, is what the belts have become, just an aside.

Then Big Bossman returns to take a ride on his casket.

Knowing the WWE, they would make Dawn Marie make many "dildoesque" innuendos about his prosthetic leg. Yes, I did just make up a new word.

Yes, yes it is.

Thunder In Paradise = VIP minus the TNA (same acting talent)

Big Show does Easy Bake?

Good points... But, this brings up the question of how can the WWE start turning the audience back around from looking at the personal vendettas to looking at the title itself? I honestly think that the US Title can be the beginning of the focus on the title itself (albeit the title is ugly as hell).

Now we just have to figure out who did shoot Gowen.

Yes, yes it was. But, back to topic... we have already established the following as having their partner leave by circumstance: O'Haire Chavo Rosey But what about: Funaki (With Taka) Nathan Jones Obviously we know where Funaki is right now, but don't forget that Nathan Jones was only "injured" because the Undertaker got injured. If UT didn't hurt his elbow we may still be seeing Jones on our TV right now. Who else falls into this category?

All I know is that is it someone with blonde hair.

EDIT: Beat me to it choken.