David Blazenwing

I thought this was going to be about the Halo web-series. Now I'm sad.

They still play Nick Arcade on occasion on the Nick GAS (games and sports) channel on digital cable. This same channel also plays Legends of the Hidden Temple. Both of these shows were two of my favorites growing up, so you can imagine how much I love this channel. Plus, they play like EVERY incarnation of Double Dare. And if you don't like Double Dare, you're a racist. There, I said it. On another note... there's a show I'm thinking of, don't remember the title... it was a game show, I believe JD Roth was the host of this show as well (dude got around in the early 90s). There were like mazes and challenges to go through, like a maze of mirrors and an area where you got blinded and your partner had to walk you though the area via headset... and guys jumped out and got you... and there was some big thing at the end where you had to answer questions from statues to win the game... I cannot remember what this show was called, and I know it exists! Help? EDIT: Found it on IMDB... it was called "Masters of the Maze". And it was hosted by Slater from Saved by the Bell. I forgot about that. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0166448/

Ha ha ha... same thing I was thinking.

That is going in my sig.

The snake came back.

Heh... I don't need to put "real" in my nickname for people to know it's me. My sucky match writing will be more than enough. (Lol!)

*pokes Triple H* ... Hey, it worked for Big Kev.

What kid is going to log on to World Wildlife Fund? Really? Probably a kid who NEEDS some exposure to Debra's puppies.

Shh. Don't ruin all our dreams. WWF IS returning! IT IS! *rocks back and forth in corner*

How about David Blazenwing vs Ced Ordonez? You kicked him in the face on Lockdown, after all. (seriously, you think you've got it bad? Bobby Riley was turned into a gay charicature). I'll fight Ced. I dunno, I just feel up to writing a match. Not a series, mind you, but I've always enjoyed the occassional match here and there. I just can't write 4-5k matches every five days... too much work for me. I'm lazy. But sure, book DB vs. Ced, you guys can pick the stipulation, I'll write the match and make it as best as I can.

RET MYSTERIO FOR WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!

I was actually considering running into the ring (or trying anyways) during the WrestleMania 22 Main event decked head to toe in the WWF scratch logo. THAT would kick all kinds of ass. And mine would be included, I'm sure.

217. Every time Triple H is on the show, he refers to Conan as "Melon Head". 218. On the Triple H edition of LNwCOB before WrestleMania X8, Conan and Triple H flipped through a WWF book and found a pic of Funaki pointing. Conan lamented for poor Funaki, saying how much it must suck to have the gimmick of "being the guy who points at things". Another with Crash (with hand over chin) had Conan joking that Crash was "the guy who thought about stuff". I always found those two funny for some reason. 219. Central time New Year's midnight celebration

I heard the same thing. And I agree, while it would be cool to see Rock in TNA, it would never happen. There are just too many small things that would keep it from coming to fruition (like Rock's loyalty to WWE, or the fact that he doesn't want to wrestle anymore)

But then you run the possibility of another person exposing Steph for the horrible booker she is, and we can't have that.

How about "Christmas Catastrophe"? Not really original or anything (Ramadomination is by FAR the best suggestion IMO) but it cuts straight to the point. Also, I would like to officially request a match, as David Blazenwing, against the David Blazenwing who has been involved in SWF during the REAL (i.e. me) DB's absence. He's a fake goddammit! I'm gonna prove it! (Seriously. Book David Blazenwing vs. David Blazenwing. I'll write the match myself. You can even give it whatever stipulation you want. I think I can have a lot of fun with this, given the chance.)

The little King in the corner totally makes the picture.

That is going in my signature.

The only problem with THAT is that all of those 6 games you started with were 50 bucks at some point. So essentially, you paid $300 for a PS2. They haven't cost that much since I caved and bought one in early 2002 just for the price to drop to $199 three months later. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

I keep buying WWE books and not reading them... I still have to go through Stone Cold Truth, Walking a Golden Mile (Regal), the Kane book AND HBK's new book, though I read the prologue of that one, so does that count as starting to read it?

Threaten to dip their firstborn child in a pool of boiling hot mag-ma (said like Dr. Evil) if they don't give in to your demands. Or just switch to Raodrunner. Bit more costly, but it runs like a dream (for me anyways...)

Just because I feel like being an ass... Wrestler of the Year Tyson Tomko Feud of the Year Dominick vs. PSP Game Match of the Year John Cena vs. Randy Orton - Eddie Tribute RAW Best Brawler Torrie Wilson Best High Flier Snitsky Best Tag Team John Cena and Spinner Belt Most Underrated Triple H Most Overrated Scotty 2 Hotty Best Promos Chris Masters Best PPV New Year's Revolution Worst PPV WrestleMania 21 Most disgusting promotional tactic Playing WWE commercials during Adult Swim

Snitsky (muffled): IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!! (with cat tail hanging out of mouth)

I missed that... how did he play off South Park?