rising up out of the back seat-nuh

Also: cyanide? Where the fuck did that come from?

Hey, not my fault the guy's an idiot! Just stating facts.

people like you are the worst people on the planet. that's great and all, there are plenty of people who are abstinent for various reasons. here's the thing... WHY POST IN THE THREAD?!?! you just want to make it all about yourself and have people be either like: a) whoa dude that's cool, ur edgy bro mad props or b) HEY HES NEVER BEEN DRUNK! LETS PAY ATTENTION TO HIM AND ASK HIM ALL KINDS OF QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS SOBRIETY! nobody gives a fuck. stop trying to make it all about yourself. Either that's a horrible attempt at sarcasm or you're one of the most idiotic people on the board. Or both, I dunno.

The worst thing you ever did was look in the mirror. I shit on a church once. Pretty sure I can't get into heaven now.

I'm sober and ambivalent.

roger isn't a proper noun in that context.

Fuck you Czech.

I retired and didn't return to the board. Take that haters.

pegasii seem pretty tame. your hostility is misguided. Any word +foetus = massively offensive or mildly amusing.

he wants a women who laughs at him?

this topic warrants it's own thread

I care about how hot she is. If you're going to show off your monkey trial-wantin' functionally retarded vice presidential candidate, show her off. I got a thing for handicapped women. that's probably for the best

Coon = offensive Cunt = offensive Coon cunt sounds like a retard trying to say coconut. Not that offensive.

shit rape?

it should be, but it isn't. maybe cunt shit...