people like you are the worst people on the planet. that's great and all, there are plenty of people who are abstinent for various reasons. here's the thing...
WHY POST IN THE THREAD?!?! you just want to make it all about yourself and have people be either like:
a) whoa dude that's cool, ur edgy bro mad props
b) HEY HES NEVER BEEN DRUNK! LETS PAY ATTENTION TO HIM AND ASK HIM ALL KINDS OF QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS SOBRIETY!
nobody gives a fuck. stop trying to make it all about yourself.
Either that's a horrible attempt at sarcasm or you're one of the most idiotic people on the board. Or both, I dunno.