rising up out of the back seat-nuh

How about XPW: Cripple Fight because ripping off South Park is also cool.

ADF are surprisingly good live. Or at least they were a few years back.

I'm not a fan of theirs, but I don't mind them. Big Sur was a good little song, but it's all a bit too bland for me. Hell, it's just a new movement of shoegazers which will no doubt take over next year...

::We return to the basement of Canadian Chick's house. Anglesault is standing at the top of the stairs, looking down on the trio of Canadian Chick, Zack Malibu and Kotzanjunge. But then, you already knew that, right? Hell yeah! Oh, also, it's raining outside, with thunder and lightening looking likely. It's, like, representative of the DRAMAH going on in the basement. It's a proper literary thing: I read it in a book!:: CC: AS, what are you doing? ::Anglesault starts to walk down the stairs:: AS: Sigh. What the hell is going on here, people. This whole thing makes no sense. This whole saga is as much of a joke as Angles treatment by Vince McMahon. I mean, people keep on turning up for no reason, there wasn't any plot for the first few weeks, theres no emotion, it just doesn't make any sense. I mean, I got knocked out here a few weeks ago, I come around and no-one says anything? I mean, come on. Are they writing this on a napkin or something? Zack: Dude, writing what? This is, like, real life. No-one write stuff. AS: You stupid mark. It's all pre-planned, you know. I mean Zack got together with Canadan Chick, when the sole reason he came here was to kidnap her. Kotz: He did WHAT? ::Kotz glares at Zack:: AS: And then Canadian Chick comes back home, and she's imediately with Kotz? Where's the foreshadowing? Zack: Wait, she was with him? ::Zack starts staring back at Kotz:: Kotz: Well, yeah, as it happens. I mean, I was feeling guilty about it, but now it comes out you were kidnapping her.. Zack: Whoa, whoa, whoa. That was before I fell for her. I'd never do that now. AS: I mean, God, how obvious is it you're gonna start fighting now? ::Zack and Kotz walk up to each other and start pushing each other:: Kotz: Well, maybe we should start fighting. Zack: My thoughts exactly. AS: See! I totally called it. I mean there is such a thing as too obvious... ::Zack and Kotz take off their shirts to reveal their toned, muscled bodies. This is called "artistic licence". They then start circling each other.:: Zack: Come on Kotz, why don't you hit me. Come on, hard as possible. Kotz: Oh, after you Zack, after you. AS: Sigh. Could this be any more homo-erotic? Get a room already. Kotz: Oh, fuck off. ::Kotz knocks AS out.:: Zack: Nice one dude. Kotz: Thanks mate. Now where were we. Oh yeah. ::Kotz and Zack return to circling each other menacingly until Canadian Chick decides to do something:: CC: Guys, please, don't fight over me. I'm not worth it. ::CC gets in between the two of them but does so at the exact moment they both throw a punch, leaving her unconscious on the floor:: Zack: You bastard! Kotz: What! It was you, ya bitch. Zack: Me? What you talking about, boy? ::Kotz picks up CC, puts her over his shoulder and starts walking up the stairs:: Zack: Hey, what you doing with her? Kotz: I'm taking her upstairs. There's a first-aid kit in the bathroom. Zack: Oh know you don't, she's staying here. She might have brain damage or something. ::Zack goes and struggles with Kotz, getting Canadian Chick back, but hitting her head on the stairs in the proccess:: Kotz: Hey, you give her back! ::Kotz wrestles CC back, banging her head on the basement light-bulb in the process:: Zack: Hey! ::Kotz tries to run away upstairs with Canadian Chick but is tackled by Zack. They get up and wrestle for a bit, pulling Canadian Chick back and forth in the proccess, until eventually they drop her on the hard concrete floor:: Both: Ooops. Kotz: Fuck this noise. Keep her down here if you want, I'm going upstairs to get some bandages. ::Kotz runs upstairs to get some bandages, while Zack bends over the prone Canadian Chick (not in that way, sicko). Suddenly, Zack hears Kotz scream from upstairs. He runs upstairs into the kitchen to find a prone body slumped over the kitchen counter. Lightening flashes and he is able to make out the bodies face:: Zack: Kotz, who did this to you? Kotz: Zack, behind you... ::Zack spins round to see a dark, masked figure behind him lit by a sudden flash of lightening before everything suddenly goes dark:: *TO BE CONTINUED!!!*

*runs back in from writing the next installment* Thanks. You guys rock too. *runs away again* Also, the B Team headquaters is in England somewhere. Make it Leicester, home of Caboose.

I did? Cool!

I have my orders from Choken. I'm not building towards a three way. But you're still not gonna like it...

Don't worry, I'll save them for you.

It's not finished yet, my friend. All will come together in time...

Best to PM him. All of a sudden the saga got ORGANISED~!

Yeah, but It's far to skewed towards old school, towards the point of nostalgia. If The Message was released in the last ten years, it wouldn't be where it is in that list.

I dunno, but I think Subliminal might have been being sarcastic. Just a little bit.

Dude, I know it's hot, but don't start wanking over it... Shakey fist of anger...Shakey fist of anger. I know it was shakey fist of anger, but your sig makes me question your concept of sexy...

Johnson wasn't right this time, which is what I said. But when Scorpion admits to 150 posts of NOTHING and calls himself a troll, then what am I to do? Ignore that? That's how Banky got banned and I didn't want to do that. Pinjockey, I told Choken One today to stop creating Post Whore threads in the WWE folder, since that's all they were. Dames Well, either way, you made the right call. Maybe this'll put people in check.

Dude, I know it's hot, but don't start wanking over it...

::Canadian Chicks house, 6:00 Canadian time. CC, Kotz and Zack are sat on a sofa watching TV. Canadian Chick is in the middle:: CC: (whispering in Kotz's ear) Remember, Zack doesn't know about us, so keep quiet. Zack: So, you're sure you weren't trying to break into Canadian Chicks house then Kotz. Kotz: Nah, I'm telling you man, the last I heard, you guys had flown out here so I thought I'd try and meet up with you. Zack: 'kay. ::Both men put their hands on CC's thighs while looking at the TV. CC stands up with a start:: CC: Uh... Zack: What's up hon? CC: Um, does anyone want a coffee? Kotz :Yeah sure. Zack: Cool. ::CC walks to the kitchen:: Kotz: So. Zack: Yeah. Kotz: Right. Zack: Uh huh. Kotz: Indeed. Zack: So, uh, you gonna be here for a while? Kotz: Well, the next train out of Canada doesn't leave until the morning. Zack: I see. Kotz: Yep. Zack: Sure. Kotz: 'kay Zack: Listen, if me and CC, um, disappear somewhere for a few hours what would you do. Kotz: A FEW HOURS? Ahem. Well, I'd come looking for you. Obviously. Zack: Well, um, don't. ::In the kitchen, CC is making coffee when Anglesault walks in:: AS: So, uh, Canadian Chick. Have you seen my knife anywhere? CC: Which one? AS: Um, the big sharp one. CC: Oh, yeah. I found it under the sofa covered in blood, so I put it in the dishwasher. Here it is. AS: (grabs knife) Oh, covered in blood, I wonder how that happened. Well, bye. ::AS runs out the room. CC finishes making the coffee and takes it back out to the boys who are sitting in awkward silence:: CC: Here you go guys. Zack: Listen Canadian Chick, I love you and I trust you, but I'm getting a funny feeling right now. Please, just tell me if anything happened while I was away. CC: Um... Well... ::Suddenly, AS bursts into the room like that dude in Seinfield who wasn't Jerry, George or the kinky bitch:: AS: OMG~! I've just found Edge in the basement. He's been in a box down there since No Way Out. CC: Edge? ::CC sprints out of the room and down into the basement, quickly followed by Kotz and Zack. The basement however is empty.:: CC: I don't get it. Where is he AS? ::Suddenly, CC, Kotz and Zack hear the door slam loudly behind them. They spin round to see AS at the top of the stairs laughing evily with a knife in his hand:: AS: Heheheh. Now I'm in control. *TO BE CONTINUED!!!*

Hmmm, well Johnson was right. May that be a lesson to us all.

Okay, I'm bored at the moment, and I got to thinking that I haven't heard any good jokes in a long while, so I thought I'd ask the good folk at TSM for their favorite joke. Over to you guys...

Is that gay slang?

Should I post whore now, or go to sleep and whore in the morning?

I would only mark out for that if they did it like "Battle Royale" the movie. You know, stuck on an island, only 1 can survive, neck collars and all that.

Hmmm, way too old school. And since when has Televators been Outkast's best song?

You and I must have different copies of Think Tank. Think Tank proved what 13 suggested: Blur are a great singles band, and as long as they put out a couple of good singles off an album, they'll keep selling and making records. Fairs fair, Out Of Time is far better than anyone suspected Blur would do after 11 years.

That is by far the funiest thing in this thread so far.

Haven't you heard? Vince is turning the A Team saga into a film. And you're Nash. HA!