rising up out of the back seat-nuh

*sigh* Here we go again...

there is a fucking Radio head board? Sweet jesus...What a bunch of Whiny little fucktards that place must have Pretty much, but they're one of my favourite bands of all time, so it's good to get news and reccomendations there...

2/1 says this will be Eagans new PP suspect for the day...

nah, the teams have just united to fight Banky. There are plenty of plot twists left...

^doesn't realise I'm secretly his librarian. BWAHAHAHAHA~!

^knowledgable in EWR

Wishing death on wrestlers. We have hit rock bottom this wekend. And what the fuck is up with this folder the past 2 weeks? Don't blame me. I've been pre-occupied with the A-Team saga...

^member no. 3001

nothing banworthy, I guess...

^is a non human cum dumpster

Suck me, beautiful. HA HA HA HA~!! OMG AMERICAN PIE QUOTES! okay, this guy didn't die. the pizza mouse wants proof. Why? Does it matter? If he's dead or if he's not, it has no effect on you. Just leave the thread and let it be. Because if the guy did die, you're veering into dangerous teritory.

^is lucky not to be warped by that last post

Suck me, beautiful.

Does anyone know the latest word on Jersey Girl? I really want to see it, but I cant help the feeling it's gonna be crap...

For the low, low price of $149.95, it can be. And for the record, there is way, way too much Hammer in this thread. It has to be violating some sort of law. Now, let's hit the catchphrase: <----------------------------------------- This Thread Is Ghey, whoever you are, you need to give out your password to an elite few so we can use your powers when you are absent. Agreed. This gimmick is too big for just one poster.

You know, for anyone who doesn't believe this is real: The classy thing to do would be to not post in this thread.

^always seems to be the last person to post when this thread plummets down the page...

depends how often you're gonna use them. If they're on written, you're commited to them for at least a year, so if you only want them for one feud, it's worthless. If you're using everyone on a written contract, it's worthwile. But too many, and you'll end up leaking money like a sieve. Also, bear in mind that a tv show has limmited returns, so you wontbe making as much money off of it as a normal show (I think).

::The A-Team re-holster their smoking pistols:: Choken: Right, that takes care of Ripper. Lets go in and get the B Team. Canadian Chick, you stay out here. It's the safest place for you. CC: 'kay. Take care hon. Zach: Oh, I will baby, I will. ::The A-Team run in to the hotel:: Zach: An old couple, tied up. Oh the humanity~! CWM: No time for compassion, we've got bitches to screw. Metaphoricaly. ::The A-Team run up to the first floor. All the doors are unlocked apart from one:: Choken: B Team! You in there? Caboose: Yes. Finally we meet. Choken. Choken: Yep. You ok? Caboose: Meh. You can't sweet talk me, you may have Canadian Chick, but you'll never take us! ::Cut to inside the room. Caboose is leant with his ear up against the locked door. Mario, AM are sat on the floor behind him:: chave: Caboose, maybe we should let it go. We came here to try and save Canadian Chick, and now we know she's safe. We've got no reason to carry on fighting the A-Team. Caboose: You poor, naive little fool chave. That was never the reason for this trek, merely what I told you guys to come along with me. Choken: What was the reason then Caboose? Caboose: You know, really it's top secret, but I can't resist gossiping. A month ago, I was contacted by Banky. CHOSUN: The former TSM household name? Caboose: The one and the same. Growing bitter and twisted with time, he retreated further and further into insanity after he was banned from the board. That's why he contacted me. He wanted to take out the A-Team of TSM posters, a group of people who's posts are the very corner-stone of this board. ::Choken, Zack, CWM and CHOSUN smile like hippies who've just found the last cookie:: Caboose: When I found out about your mission to piss off Dames by kidnapping Canadian Chick, I decided to follow you, bring CC back to Dames and get him to ban you. CWM: So wait, this whole saga was actually a coherent plan, and not simply a load of random shit? Caboose: Indeed. Zach: So, where is Banky now? Caboose: He has an island hideaway in the Caribbean where he lives a debauched life with Tiff Malibu. Choken: Don't you see Caboose, Banky fooled you. He just wanted to destroy the board. And you with it. ::The door opens up, and the B Team walk out:: Caboose: Well, now you say it, it does seem rather obvious. Lets go and reek revenge on Banky for this thread! All: YEAH~! CHOSUN: But wait, how are we gonna get to the Caribbean on such short notice: *MAYBE I CAN HELP* ::They turn round to see the silhouette of a mysterious heroic man at the top of the stairs:: CHOSUN: Who is it? Mario: Could it be? AM: It is! Choken: DAMES~! Dames: Hi. CWM: What are you doing here? Dames: I've been following your trail for days now. And now I hear Banky is the true centre of this problem. We must go meet him. Come, we can all use my private jet. chave: You have a private jet? Dames: Hey, I know people. And those people love me. Lets go! ::All exit the house, tell Canadian Chick the new plot twist, and fly to Banky and Tiff's secret Carribean hideout:: Dames: Told you I was the man! ::Pops da collar::

*scratches head and leaves* Well, it saves him a trip if I do it...

Tell me chuckles...what does a non human cum dumpster look like? I would really like to know because I see it get used a lot by the other 13 year olds on the board and it's starting perk my curiousity. I mean, surely you're not retarded or anything right? Right. Ok, so please explain to me the relevance and sense of this insult. A non human cum dumpster, just looks like a regular trash can, you dumb ass! But the human version my friend, looks like the inside of YOUR asshole. Get it? I dunno, I figure a non-human cum dumpster would have to have some modifications. You'd never fill up a regular trash can with cum without it starting to congeal, which would ruin the inside of the cum dumpster. Maybe it should just be really small, or have some sort of none-stick inside. Or you could have a comunity cum dumpster, where the men of the neighbourhood gather round and chat about their wives not giving them head, and the benefits of hardcore porn. Actually, that could be the inovation that brings Western civilisation back together. Comunal non human cum dumpsters: bringing men together...

::Marks out for "Mackdown"::

how about "rather" in an English accent? how about "affirmative" How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard.

how about "rather" in an English accent?

I could care less of your opinions. My bitching about Eaganis over. He came to a battle of wits without a brain. I am done with him. As for yourself, you glorified +1 poster, shut the fuck up and move on. Choken v Chuck > Eagan v Chuck