rising up out of the back seat-nuh

WASH YOUR MOUTH WITH SOAP AND GET YOUR FATHER'S GUN AND SHOOT THE POMPEY SCUM AND SUPPORT THE SAINTS. WE HATE POMPEY WE HATE POMPEY WE HATE POMPEY Ahem, pardon me, don't know what came over me. Must have been the future echoes of Pompey being hammered 8-0 at St. Mary's by SUPER CHRISSY MARSDEN. Fear him, Pompey fans. Are you an actual Saints fan, or just pretending to be retarded... As for pompey in the premiership, this is how our pre-season is going: Bournemouth 5 Pompey 4 Swindon 2 Pompey 2 CHAMPIONS LEAGUE HERE WE COME BABY~!!!!

"Baby Got Back"

Sorry, I was in bed. Eagan: Bite me bitch. K.O.K. > Eagan

5 Star: With all due respect, are you one of those people who think that Dave Grohl was the talented one from Nirvana?

even worse. +1

Nice insult. You may actually overtake Eagan on the Eagan-Scale if this thread carries on for long enough...

www.amazon.com is good for tracklistings if you're downloading from Kazaa...

Wasn't Stamboli in OVW for about a year already? How much longer does he need?

::Mario Logan arrives at the hotel:: Mario: Canadian Chick. *sniff* I can still smell her. The scent is getting stronger. I am getting closer to her. :: Mario enters the hotelto look for signs of where they went, only to find Fooks prone, headless and (more pertinently) dead body at the foot of the stairs:: Mario: Fook, my one true friend. What happened? Who did this to you? I will return you to life. ::Mario whips out the freshly decapitated tramps head he had found on the side of the road and, foruitously, brought with him:: ::Several hours later, Mario surveys his work. Fook stands before him, with new tramps head dangerously perched atop his shoulders, stuck on with masking tape:: Mario: So Fook, who did this to you? Fook: Urrrrrrrrr. chave. Mario: The B Team! Those bastards! So, our quest is clear. To get revenge on the B Team, and get sweet, sweet Canadian Chick. Fook: Urrrrrrrrr. sweet. Mario: Lets go, we can follow their tyre tracks. Fook: Urrrrrrrrr. tracks. ::Mario rushes off, leaving Fook, who doesn't follow, but keeps on looking into the distance with a blank look on his face. Finally, Mario returns and drags him off::

Remarkably few people do. Apart from cynical profit...

as long as it takes...

5 Star: You ought to PM a mod and change your user name to CHOSUN~!

right - sounds a little bit like... Buh-bye Dude. That was just lame. The Eagan rating has dropped by about 10 points because of that.

I'd give it a star at most. If you're gonnado the gimmick properly, don't start a thread about being a n00b in NHB with your first post: it's a dead giveaway and shortens the gimmick shelf life by about 87%

::AM, Fook, chave and Caboose finally reach the top of the hotel stairs:: Caboose: OK, there's two locked doors up here. Which one will we kick open, 70's cop style, first? AM: Why don't we just split into two groups and take a door each? chave: Suspense. AM: Ah, okay. Caboose: chave, you know what to do. ::chave kicks in the first hotel door room 70's cop style, to reveal a familiar looking couple in bed together:: Caboose: What the... Tiffani Malibu and Banky? chave: OMG WTF!!!!!!!1 It's the triumphant return of TIFF MALIBU~! Tiff: That's right hon. Me and Banky came down to meet up with the A-Team and provide a distraction to help them get away. AM: So, you're actually a real person, not a gimmick. Tiff: Yeah, but don't tell Eagan or Johnson that... Caboose: Enough of this. To the next room! ::The B Team run to back out and kick in the other locked door. The room is empty except for the reminants of some games of scrabble, monopoly, pictionary, cluedo and strip poker, along with a pile of CHOSUNS clothes:: Caboose: To the window! ::They reach the window just in time to see the A-Team try and bundle Canadian Chick into the car:: Caboose: Quick, there's still time for us to reach them if we hurry. chave: one thing first before we go ::chave pulls out a pistol and shoots fook repeatedly in the head:: chave: Sorry. He was really starting to annoy me. ::AM, Caboose and chave rush down the stairs to try and catch the A-Team::

I'm chatting to prime on AIM at the moment. Anyone got any questions for him/her?

Martina Topley-Bird - Quixotic Best soul album I've heard in years...

I know this is about the best albums to listen to first, but: BOOOO! Those are my two favorite Floyd albums...

That wont be happening for annother decade at least. Most could never reach 100,000 in their lifetime. Only a select few post whores will ever get close...

Americans like Avril Lavigne and Evanescence. 'Nuff said. Also, Vyce: what was the point of that "satirical" post anyhow?

You've been in the A-Team saga Murmering Beast....

Are you being serious now? Also, this thread was cool.

+1

Try Soulseek.

The Singles > The Queen Is Dead. That album never clicked for me for some reason...