rising up out of the back seat-nuh

Don't be fooled by the cock that he's got. He's still, he's still Jenny from the block.

Bivalves piss me off

NO! I have never met a 17 year old who can't get a hold of porn. And you can't watch porn because your mum is next door? That's why mute buttons were invented. Or use a mag! Or this internet thing: it wasn't just built for crap flame wars, y'know. Or USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION! LIKE EVERY BOY FROM THE AGE OF 13 UPWARDS. God, and you were calling someone else emo... Did I say that I didn't masturbate? No. I just said that I couldn't purchase porn. Free internet porn is entirely different. And I just said that my imagination isn't too spectacular. If I have a visual, that's fine...and where the hell am I supposed to get this magazine? Maybe masturbation isn't as much of a priority for me as it does for you. And people that can't masturbate because they sleep next door to their parents are emo? Explain me that, Ross. Ooh, Ross. Good one. That's right up there with "JustSoYouBlow". You can't wank because you're next door to your mum? Why the hell not? How fucking loud are you? Worried she'd hear your vibrator? Worried she might come in to tuck you in, only to find hot man butter all over your N'Sync sheets? How emo are you? Soon you'll be fucking apple pies to see what pussy feels like. Then write a song about it, comparing women to pies, only pies are better because they don't break your heart, or run off with the bloke down the superstore, and they taste better. And yes, masturbation is important to me. Because I am a FUCKING HUMAN WITH A LIBIDO. Not some fucking emo kid. Good one. Call me emo! Turn the tables! Whatever you want to consider it! Here's the bottom line, Chave: I don't masturbate all that often. I'm only at my house to sleep, that's it. You're hard pressed to catch me there doing anything other than showering, taking a shit, or sleeping. Every time I use the internet, I'm at work. So, masturbation, not too high on my list of priorities. NSync sheets? BURN! Are you really that fucking desperate, that you're now insulting my bedsheets? I don't want to get caught by my parents masturbating. I guess that makes me a bad person. When I'm not at work, I'm out with my friends. I've got three different parties to attend this weekend, one of them involving lesbians wrestling in pudding. So, again, I apologize profusely if I don't have time to fit masturbation into my schedule. You call me emo? What was that definition that you supplied? Something about an emo being a holier-than-thou shmuck? Pot. Kettle. Black. You sit here and harp on me for the fact that I don't masturbate constantly, then call me emo for not wanting to be caught by my parents. You really need to check what the fuck you're saying before you just type away. And Ross is a paleontologist. I'm glad you got the reference. I figured it might be beneath you and all of your dazzling knowledge. Heh heh heh. You're funny emo-kid. It is impossible for anybody to be hollier-than-thou when talking about wanking. And you're never to busy to wank. If it make's things better, I'm sorry for taking the piss out of your N'Sync sheets: I'm sure they're very nic. However, the fact is you are a silly little emo kid, who is afraid to wank near his precious mommy, and who has to try and convince strangers on the internet that hes kewl because he's going to three parties this weekend. Presumably full of other 17 year olds to scared to get porn. Must be a swinging party: a bunch of emo kids too scared to get drunk in case their parents show up. And trying to insult someone by saying they're too clever to watch friends doesn't really work. Hell, next time shake your funky flesh when Rachael comes on screen. She's always smuggling peanuts...

chaveoholics > emophililacs

Backwards kids who can't pull becasue they're too busy moaning about not pulling, or playing dungeons and dragons, or watching anime or WAKING LOUD ENOUGH TO WAKE THE FUCKING NEIGHBOURS!

::awaits death of joke...IN ANGER!!!::

EMO ALERT!!!

I reflect on the events of the day and play out scenarios on how I could have handled them differently, evaluating their reprecussions. ...could we stop talking about this now? EMO ALERT!!!

NO! I have never met a 17 year old who can't get a hold of porn. And you can't watch porn because your mum is next door? That's why mute buttons were invented. Or use a mag! Or this internet thing: it wasn't just built for crap flame wars, y'know. Or USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION! LIKE EVERY BOY FROM THE AGE OF 13 UPWARDS. God, and you were calling someone else emo... Did I say that I didn't masturbate? No. I just said that I couldn't purchase porn. Free internet porn is entirely different. And I just said that my imagination isn't too spectacular. If I have a visual, that's fine...and where the hell am I supposed to get this magazine? Maybe masturbation isn't as much of a priority for me as it does for you. And people that can't masturbate because they sleep next door to their parents are emo? Explain me that, Ross. Ooh, Ross. Good one. That's right up there with "JustSoYouBlow". You can't wank because you're next door to your mum? Why the hell not? How fucking loud are you? Worried she'd hear your vibrator? Worried she might come in to tuck you in, only to find hot man butter all over your N'Sync sheets? How emo are you? Soon you'll be fucking apple pies to see what pussy feels like. Then write a song about it, comparing women to pies, only pies are better because they don't break your heart, or run off with the bloke down the superstore, and they taste better. And yes, masturbation is important to me. Because I am a FUCKING HUMAN WITH A LIBIDO. Not some fucking emo kid.

NO! I have never met a 17 year old who can't get a hold of porn. And you can't watch porn because your mum is next door? That's why mute buttons were invented. Or use a mag! Or this internet thing: it wasn't just built for crap flame wars, y'know. Or USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION! LIKE EVERY BOY FROM THE AGE OF 13 UPWARDS. God, and you were calling someone else emo...

Oh...shit...we've let down the paleontologist. Lord knows that the guy who hangs out with dinosaurs all day is the pinnacle of all things awesome. Quit being so fucking high and mighty, Chave. I remember back in the day when you'd actually get yourself involved in these things. Now you're just trying too hard to be Banky II: Electric Boogaloo. Nah, Banky sucks. I rock. I'm still not averse to a good flame war, but that involves someone who doesn't give a fuck flaming someone else who actually takes the whole thing seriously. Here, it's reversed. Kamui has learnt that the best way to kill a flame war is to stop posting seriously, or at least to feign disinterest. Why do you think that Johnson doesn't have massive flame wars aimed at him any more? It's no fun unless the other person is biting. The flame war is over. He's not giving you anything to work with, so you're just rounding on him, repeating yourselves and coming across as schmucks. All of you. What part of this thread do you think is cool? The one where you go "oh, he's gone, we win" or the bits where you go on and on about him being emo, dispite the fact that he blatantly doesn't give a fuck. And what part of hanging around with dinosaurs all day is meant to be aninsult? Dinosaurs rock! They're, like, big and stuff. Well, I'm simply trying to entertain myself, since this board has been dead as fuck lately. If you want to entertain yourself, have a wank or watch some porn. No part of this thread is in any way nearly as entertaining as that. Kinda hard to do, considering that I still live with my parents (I'm only 17, cheif.) You can't have a wank because you live with your parents? What, do youl sleep in their room or something?

Oh...shit...we've let down the paleontologist. Lord knows that the guy who hangs out with dinosaurs all day is the pinnacle of all things awesome. Quit being so fucking high and mighty, Chave. I remember back in the day when you'd actually get yourself involved in these things. Now you're just trying too hard to be Banky II: Electric Boogaloo. Nah, Banky sucks. I rock. I'm still not averse to a good flame war, but that involves someone who doesn't give a fuck flaming someone else who actually takes the whole thing seriously. Here, it's reversed. Kamui has learnt that the best way to kill a flame war is to stop posting seriously, or at least to feign disinterest. Why do you think that Johnson doesn't have massive flame wars aimed at him any more? It's no fun unless the other person is biting. The flame war is over. He's not giving you anything to work with, so you're just rounding on him, repeating yourselves and coming across as schmucks. All of you. What part of this thread do you think is cool? The one where you go "oh, he's gone, we win" or the bits where you go on and on about him being emo, dispite the fact that he blatantly doesn't give a fuck. And what part of hanging around with dinosaurs all day is meant to be aninsult? Dinosaurs rock! They're, like, big and stuff. Well, I'm simply trying to entertain myself, since this board has been dead as fuck lately. If you want to entertain yourself, have a wank or watch some porn. No part of this thread is in any way nearly as entertaining as that.

But I still don't know who you are. You know me, and you want to be me. Deal with it.

Oh...shit...we've let down the paleontologist. Lord knows that the guy who hangs out with dinosaurs all day is the pinnacle of all things awesome. Quit being so fucking high and mighty, Chave. I remember back in the day when you'd actually get yourself involved in these things. Now you're just trying too hard to be Banky II: Electric Boogaloo. Nah, Banky sucks. I rock. I'm still not averse to a good flame war, but that involves someone who doesn't give a fuck flaming someone else who actually takes the whole thing seriously. Here, it's reversed. Kamui has learnt that the best way to kill a flame war is to stop posting seriously, or at least to feign disinterest. Why do you think that Johnson doesn't have massive flame wars aimed at him any more? It's no fun unless the other person is biting. The flame war is over. He's not giving you anything to work with, so you're just rounding on him, repeating yourselves and coming across as schmucks. All of you. What part of this thread do you think is cool? The one where you go "oh, he's gone, we win" or the bits where you go on and on about him being emo, dispite the fact that he blatantly doesn't give a fuck. And what part of hanging around with dinosaurs all day is meant to be aninsult? Dinosaurs rock! They're, like, big and stuff.

Strange, i always imagined you with a blonde crew-cut. Nah, browm longish hair, goatee, 6'0. I'll probably put a photo up sometime for people to judge. Why did you think I had a blonde crew-cut? Do I sound like a German excange-student or something?

Truly, this is the worst flame war of all time.

never gonna happen...

Meh, if I was in Kamui's position, I'd keep oion being non-commital just to piss eryone else off. People can flame me if they want. I'm sure you can find something hateworthy about me.

This year will be remembered as the year of the chave. Even though I wasn't around for 3 months of it.

See, I always thought it was just a type of music. /shrug That's it? You're a fucking pussy. Jesus Christ, flame me back, god damnit. No, I was seriously amazed that emo isn't considered a type of music, but rather a state of mind. I didn't know that at all, if it's true it makes what little I've heard about it QUITE weird.... Anyway, uh, you suck. Or something. Emo is a type of music, you schmuck. However, someone can live the emo lifestyle withough ever picking up a guitar. The dude from Korn is emo. All poets are emo, as are most artists (not Dali though, he was cool). Anybody who thinks life is unfair, and moan that other people have it easy are emo. People who'd rather surf the net than go out and have, y'know, fun are emo. People who give a fuck about flame-wars on this board are emo. Anybody who doesn't change themselves to please themselves or others are emo. Anybody who thinks they're cool for being non-conformist is emo. Elitists of all forms are emo. Anf anime fanboys are especially emo.

A foot wide bitch. Don't make me use it on you... But how long is it? Cuz a foot-wide is no good if it's only an inch long. Depends what you're using it for. It'd make a good mouse mat...

A foot wide bitch. Don't make me use it on you...

Chave's dick Sucking chave's dick What kind of whore likes sucking chave's dick Big whores, little whores, whores who climb on rocks. Tough whores, sissy whores, even whores with chickenpox Love chave's dick Sucking chave's dick The dick whoves love to suck! That was the single greatest thing I've read in a month. I'm going to wind up humming that all night now. Feel free to swap your name for mine and sing it to your friends. Or to random whores. Whatever floats your boat I guess...

Plenty of saliva...

Emo isn't just about the music, it's also about being a patronizing, holier than though schmuck. If you're an anime fanboy, you're as emo as River Cuomo.