rising up out of the back seat-nuh

Hell no! This thread is making a late run towards classic status!

This cat likes the pain... This cat hates razors. This cat's getting intimate with a ferret. This cat is half rabbit, I call him cabbit. This cat is pretending to be in The Blair Witch Project. This cat has a deathwish. This cat is nonplussed by the presence of Jesus Crhist. This cat is either a Dentist's Dream or Nightmare... This cat is a tramp. He drinks vodka.

This cat likes the pain... This cat hates razors. This cat's getting intimate with a ferret. This cat is half rabbit, I call him cabbit. This cat is pretending to be in The Blair Witch Project. This cat has a deathwish. This cat is nonplussed by the presence of Jesus Christ.

AngelSlayer is a friend, thus he uploaded my avitar for me because all I had access to was Geocities and we all know how well that works. Check out the properties to my sig, does that make me the maintainer of the hbk site? I'm starting to believe the 'U' in 'UGS' stands for Unintelligent I was just saying you had links to AngelSlayer, unlike Eagan. Y'know, sticking up for you? God, are you a dick professionally, or do you just do it for a hobby? If it was a proffesion I would certainly get paid well for it I misconstrued your intentions, my mistake That's cool man. I wish I could be a proffesional dick. Maybe, once I pass all my dick exams...

This cat likes the pain... This cat hates razors. This cat's getting intimate with a ferret. This cat is half rabbit, I call him cabbit. This cat is pretending to be in The Blair Witch Project.

AngelSlayer is a friend, thus he uploaded my avitar for me because all I had access to was Geocities and we all know how well that works. Check out the properties to my sig, does that make me the maintainer of the hbk site? I'm starting to believe the 'U' in 'UGS' stands for Unintelligent I was just saying you had links to AngelSlayer, unlike Eagan. Y'know, sticking up for you? God, are you a dick professionally, or do you just do it for a hobby?

"Jeff Jarrett, God" has a nice ring to it...

This cat likes the pain... This cat hates razors. This cat's getting intimate with a ferret.

::for a further clue of the identity of plunderin, check out the properties of his avatar pic:: that's all I'm saying on this matter.

This cat likes the pain...

I thought that too. I think it was the date that gave it away...

I dunno...I just still think its funny with everybody throwing out the UGS site yet none of them use it and they all state they aren't leaving. I'm not taking TSA's side with this post by the way, I'm just sorta asking what the fuck the point is of UGS when nobody is using it? You don't post there. That's good enough fotr me...

Dear Diary Please remind me to tell El Pisso that, while cats can admittedly look cuter than polar bears, they can also look downright daft: You'd never catch a polar bear looking that dumb now, would you? Apologetic for stretching the page, chave

Dear Diary Polar bear cubs are the new cats. They're so cute. See! Adoringly, chave

Well, there's still the original fonzie around for that somewhere...

HumanJukebox is reading this thread. Be careful my son...

Dear Diary Please inform Mr. Piss that, based on new information, he is indeed going to hell. And that I still wanna move into his place (so to speak). Hungrilly, chave

This is where the thread jumped the shark. Before=fun After=crap Honorable mention goes to The Franchise for bumping this thread, and for posting half a dozen chapters in a row, all without a decent joke.

Don't believe him people, he's lying...

If it's you, you're gonna get a slap...

Dear Diary Remiind me to surprise the eiminent Mr. Piss by telling him, without prior warning, that I too am 22. And I'd have no problem fucking an atractive 18yr old I'm not related to. Hornily, chave

Smell the stupidity...

Dear Diary Please inform Mr. Piss that I want to move in with him. Although, how old is the piss-meister? If there's not to much of an age gap, he should give her some pseudo-incestuous lovin' Interested chave.

Shudda fug up. Who is you? You is a fuggin' nobody. Yuhz wort'less. Fonzie ain' no stupidity. Anyone who evuh met me could tell ya I is a lot smahter den dey is, an' dat dey was embarrissed a' how dumb dey is. An' if dey a lady, dey can tell ya I was wort' ev'ry dehty wehd I said ta dem, as long as dey wuhn't a woof-woof er a plumplet. Dat dice I doan roll. I bed dat jukebox you talkin' about is smahter den you too, cuz youze seem to got dis aggression prollum wherez it is youze lash out at doze dat iz bettuh den you. So ih looks like you been ou'smahted by somethin' dat ain' eben a people er a dog, er eben a woof-woof er a plumplet. An' dat box only lives and breeves to spit out free spins to Da Fonz when he be feelin' in the mood fuh some tunes, so dat oughtta tell you how low ya totem pole is, kimosabe. You gonna nebbuh amount to anythin' 'cuz you ain' got da drive ah da hair to. Da closess you ebbuh been to habbin' a stah qual'ty was when you letcha ego baloon ya big head inta da sky an' all the kids got tricked inta wishin' on ya, space cadet. God bless him, Fonzie here is in contradiction of enough rules to call for an OMGBANPLZ~! But if I did that, JudasSault would have a go at me.

Exactly. I pay no attention to stupid shit like "RVD is a good wrestler because he entertains me." I do "know shit." Yes, what about Hansen? He's one of the best wrestlers ever. He also drew money. Did Angle draw more than Hansen? Is Sting a better wrestler than Hansen? Yes, what about Destroyer? A draw, a great wrestler, why is he not on this list? When did I say this? I say Angle is overrated, which he is. I never say he "sucks." When did I say this? I say Benoit is a better wrestler, which he is. When did I say this? Jumbo Tsuruta is possibly the best wrestler ever. And you "ain't" getting the point...ever. Talking about the same five GREAT WRESTLERS...yeah, that's just dumb. I talk about more than just five wrestlers, by the way. hey, what about HARLEY RACE~!? Banky/Ray: take it to NHB. We already have threads there devoted to having a go at Ray...