rising up out of the back seat-nuh

This thread sucks now. I hate to say it, but it's no longer a classic.

The Ongoing Tale Of The Intrepid Bob Barron ::The naked woman ran through the plains of Canada. Bob Barron followed. How long had he been doing so? Five, six months maybe? Time had no meaning to him any more, not under the hot Canadian sun that burnt his skin and made him thirst. But it hadn't always been like this, oh no. There was a time when he had been free of this chase. He wracked his brains trying to think, running all the time:: ::flashback to a summers night five or six months ago, shortly after BB escaped from the police in our previous installment. We are at a carnival, full of bright lights and nice smells. BB wanders through the crowd, looking for his correspondant:: BB: So nice of you to agree to meet with me. Correspondant: *silence* BB: Um, nice wheather we're having, is it not? Correspondant: *silence* BB: Okaaaaaay. Listen, I still don't know your name. Correspondant: *long pause* You know my name. BB: No, I don't. Correspondant: Yes you do. BB: No, I really don't. Correspondant: Then my information was correct. You really are an idiot. The perfect man to work for me. BB: Buh? Correspondant: That's the stuff. Bob, my name is Hoff. BB: The guy from WDI? Hoff: Shhhh. It's not safe to talk about this here. Come with me... ::They walk off to find a dark alleyway to walk down. You know the type: seemingly built only for covert shenannegans. Rather predictably the find one:: Hoff: I was sent here as a representative of WDI. We have a business proposition for you. BB: I see. Hoff: We need a man who is "established" at TSM to work for us as a double agent. BB: Cool. Like James Bond? Hoff: No. You have the trust of Dames. We need you to find him and kill him. BB: Why? Hoff: We aim to take over the world. Killing Dames (although we would like to express in the strongest possible terms that we don't wish death on him, for legal reasons) and taking over his board semed like a good place to start. BB: WDI want to dominate the world? Hoff: Well, the name was a bit of a giveaway wasn't it now. BB: Well, I am a bit disillusioned with the whole TSM crowd. What's in it for me? Hoff: Money good for you? BB: Money's good. Hoff: Then it's settled. You must go south to find Dames. But first we must hypnotize you to make sure you follow our plan. BB: I find that remarkably unsuspicious. So, how are you gonna hypnotize me? With a watch? Hoff: No, with THE FISH~! ::Hoff pulls THE FISH~! out of a fish shaped guitar case:: BB: AH! Hoff: AH! BB: AH! Hoff: HA! BB: BUH? Hoff: BWAHAHAHA! ::Hoff hits Barron with THE FISH~!:: Hoff: When you wake up, you'll believe that you're chasing a naked chick. It'll take you five to six months to figure out that she's a figment of your imagination. Buh-bye. ::Flashback to BB chasing the naked girl across the plains of Canada:: ::BB stops:: BB: Ah, bugger. I thought I was gonna see boobies. ::BB heads off in the same direction, but this time in the search of Dames:: THIS WILL BE CONTINUED~!

Chapter 125: 50 more things Vince McMahon is better than. Crayons Biology Vinyl Can Vitamin D Moisture X Box The New Star War Films Berlin CDs Tomatoes Cartoons The Clitoris Plugs Shiny Things Humor GTA: Vice City Pneumonia Microphones Socialism Socialising New Fangled Technology Japanese Wrestling Anything Yellow Saturn Coldplay The Philips CDI Stereo Matches LCD Boxes Baseball Noob Saibot Flowers Jurassic Park Limbo Man Made Fabrics Love Swords Manga Plates Demons The Theory Of Gravity Thumbs Puppies Johan Sebastian Bach Latin Dante's Inferno Humming Chris Jericho

Damn, I thought I played one on HCTP, but it may just of been on SYM.

Only Mr. Brook River could save this folder. Whatever happened to that guy?

It should be on the options page before the match. You can change the time limit to 20 or 30.

LOL, I have no idea why my name got thrown in there, but thanks, Mr. Piss. Mr. Piss. Gold. Mmmmm, golden piss.

To be fair, I have'nt heard that many AFI songs (maybe a dozen or so), but from what I've heard they aren't as structurally good as The Strokes. Whereas AFI generally havebass and guitar as two more seperate entities, The Strokes tend to have guitar parts and bass interweaving. It's difficult to explain, but to me, The Strokes generally have songs that have more different parts going on at once, without ever sounding like they are different parts. It's not about production or listenability, as AFI are good on those terms, or even the skill of the individual parts, more the way that they gel together.

If it makes you feel any better, I'll flame you for it from now on

You Where did you get that from? When have I ever said that? Jarrett sucks!

Again with the criticism of my punctuation??? Who are you, Coffey in disguise??? The reason i changed my name was a joke reaction to having to spout it out so often to hammer home a legit point. Haraga Version One, one of the only TNA Forum regulars who DOESNT flame the shit out of me for no reason, asked me to quit it, and I did Theres a difference betwen accidental misspelling, and using repeated punctuation on purpose. There's no reason for it, it's not like it makes your surprise any more special.

Who thinks Jarrett is God now?

Hitler also pierced his septum and wore baggy liederhosen He also had a hit with "Just Like A Pill". Oh, wait...

What, like despising Jarrett? Fuck You I was talking more about the fact that you dislike anyone who disagrees with you. As you've shown with that post. Well done. Hey, lots of people disagree with me over various issues, such as when i set up a thread prasing both Cade+Jyndrak and Batista. I didn't see anyone flaming me then. But because I have an opinions that differs from you, I should be banned. Well done for making yourself side with the Apologists What opinions do you have that differ from mine? Apart from the fact that your a moron, of course.

The only reason anyone here hates me, with the exception of Nanks and Jay Doring, is if theyre an Apologist. And yet I bitch about you wanting my to divulge things about my private life, and I should be banned????? Fuck You 1) I'm not an apologist and I dislike you. Partly because you've come up with a term for the people who dislike you, which is really not a good sign. 2) I wasn't calling for your banning, nor overly pushing you for information you didn't want to divulge, merely pointing out that your reason for not saying what paper you worked for was moronic. If you'd had saisd "I don't want to say bacause I want to keep my private life seperate from this message board" I would have left it. Although putting "Dave O'Neill, Journalist" as your member title is kinda asking for people to be curious. Also, you can get your point over better by not saying "Fuck you" so much, and using less than five question marks.

What, like despising Jarrett? Fuck You I was talking more about the fact that you dislike anyone who disagrees with you. As you've shown with that post. Well done.

You do realize that's in a different country to where he's from, right? It still has the name "Ireland" in it! Don't let the IRA hear you say that...

Sad thing was, a lot of people supported it just because it was you. How many people would give two fucks if someone else did it ? In that case, they're all morons. Without being harsh to Dave, there are more pertinent reasons to flame him.

You do realize that's in a different country to where he's from, right?

But he wouldn't have done that if he hadn't disliked you previously. And if someone bitches over a spelling mistake, so what? Just write them off as a pedantic fuckhead and leave it.

Heh. I bet someone links to UGS in this thread...

Hah, little do you know this handbag has a steel chair in it. ::Thwacks Haraga with steel chair:: Quote the chave....BOSH!

Ok, here we go. First of all, I ouhgta admit that even though I'm only a freelancer, I havent written for the paper in two months, and therefore, i might aswell be unemployed. I DID, write for the Sunday Tribune, which, as a regular feature, has a column written by a guy called Ross O'Carroll Kelly. Who, btw, is a FICTIONAL CHARCTER. Anyway, ROCK is a pisstake of young upper-class Dubliners who spend all theyre time in swanky nightclubs like Anabels (waitaminute, i was there at the weekend), playing rugby and speaking like "Roysh, well you can just Fock Off, roysh now". Despite ROCK being FICTIONAL, the paper gets inundated with complaints everyweek, usually because of a joke about Knackers from the other side of Dublin. My point being, If people will complain about a fictional character, I wouldnt put it past some people complaining about opinions i've written about elsewhere From what you've said, that piece got complaints for being what some people might deem offensive (not me, I know the type of people you mean). Any good satire will get complaints. There is, however, a difference between people writing in to a newspaper to complain about a piece you've written and people on te internet trying to sabotage your job. The main difference being that the complaints people have against you here have nothing to do with your work.

Oh, get you. Handbags at dawn, is it? That wasn't directed at you. But hey, I'm always up for it. *gets the handbag out* ::Gets out handbag:: CHARGE~!

Oh, get you. Handbags at dawn, is it?