rising up out of the back seat-nuh

I especially don't understand how someone can equate grade school bullying with people flaming you on an internet message board. Kid's pick on other kids for no reason and often there is no escape from it. On the other hand, if someone says they don't like you on the internet (as a couple of people have on the internet to TMD) you can escape form it. You don't have to face up to it to be able to live your life. Just ignore it and assume that these people are jealous of you or whatever. Live in denial. People have said countless times that posting on a message board means shit. Hell, I said that in my first post to TMD. But, if you can't distinguish between real emotions and what people say on the internet, maybe you shouldn't be using it. (PS, this isn't directed at TMD, just general musings)

Here I am as requested! ....and whats your purpose? To leave a good looking corpse........who's got a gun and believes in assisted suicides? Courtney Love

The reason why you only get hastle in NHB is because you only really post shit here. Look at that "Who do you hate" thread. That is, without a doubt, the worse thread I've ever read. And I've seen the cock thread. Zack giving you permission to do that doesn't mean you should have done. I never assumed anything about your life, other than the fact that you pay too much interest to what strangers say about you. That PM tells me that much, as does your "fuck you" retalliation to me having a go at your pedophile flames a while back. As for your sense of humour, I haven't seen anything to make me laugh, or at least nothing that made me remember your name. The whole aim of NHB is to have fun, and I've never seen anything you've done which made your name stand out as a good, funny, interesting poster in this folder. I may just be that I don't get it, but you have said some awfully unfunny things in jest in the past. These flames have, in no way, stopped you from enjoying this forum. People don't flame every post you make, or stop you from having discussions. The only times I've argued with you is when I've mentioned that I don't think you're a good poster, and you've felt obliged to step in and yell me that I'm wrong. People don't follow you around looking for trouble, and I'd like to see an instance where they have. If anything, you do it to yourself. If you don't like NHB or the people who post here, and you seem to be getting on quite well without taking part in any discussions here, then just stay out of it. No-ones forcing you to come here. As for you calling me immature, that is something I do for effect when I feel like it, whereas with you it just seems to be what you do. If I tell someone to fuck off, it'll be for effect. If you do it, it'll be because those are the best words you can find. Finally, back to that PM. There is no reason for you to start stirring shit. What were you gonna do when Barron told you the secrets to dealing with Banky? You've already said that only three people flame you in one forum, and we don't follow you around starting stuff. Hell, when was the last time Banky, or indeed I, flamed you unprovoked? I hardly think he gave a fuck about you until you sent that PM. So, what were you gonna do? Start on Banky? Or just keep it locked away inside a little box, a secret to pass on to the next poster who he didn't like. There was NO REASON for that PM. If anybody, not just you, did that, they would be rightly called out. So, what reason do you have for that PM? Your go.

Brownies over the skull and crossbones? If I didn't like you'dust, I'd have a few things to say. Whew. I was worried there for a second... Hell, I just look at your sig after reading your posts. I spend hours looking at that monkey.

That post makes me wish I had a "You got owned" picture to post. No. Pictures are the lowest form of flaming. Plus, it makes you look like Eagan.

You could change my mind by giving a reaon for going all secret quirrel on Banky. You could change my mind by showing a bit of lightness in your posts, as opposed to the "everyone hates me, I dunno why, you're so unfair" schtick you've got going now. Hell, you could change my mind by giving a reason for those faults I listed, or at least acknowledging them. Instead, you respond to name calling and saying the f-word because you're a fucking rebel, or something. All the while saying "Whatever I say will probably be responded to with some childish flame." asif I'm, well, you And the irony of you saying "New Me and Banky begin making stupid comments about me without me even being there." when you sent off a PM trying to find ways to get at Banky is so heavy, it may well cause this folder to implode. So, how do you plead to those charges I levelled against you. Do you have a reason for acting like a cock and face up to the fact that if you rub people the wrong way, they'll bite back? Or will you just bemoan the fact that people are ganging up and picking on you when, really, no-one has done anything that you didn't start. I'm guessing the second. Your go.

Something I pointed out to JF4H, seeing as you two appear to be flip sides of the same coin: Having said that, I have remembered why you annoy me so much. 1) The period when you spammed a couple of threads, just posting constant streams of shit and ruining any discussion goin on. 2) You have no sense of humour 3) Calling TNM a pedophile without any prompting. Where I live, if you do that, someone gets killed. 4) You get really pissed off when people flame you, which just makes you less likeable. 5) You said you'd leave NHB, and didn't 6) That PM you sent Barron. That is not the action of someone who treats a message board as a release of life, it's the action of someone who lives through a board. 7) You are'nt gonna reply to this with anything amusing, or clever, or show any redeeming features that may make people change their minds. You have a label now, and you wont be able to shake it off because you just plain suck. So, as I said to JF4H, now is the time for you to prove yourself. I'm here, listening, waiting for you to change my mind. I didn't really have a problem with you ubtil you sent that PM, but evidently you aren'rt just playing a game: you'e living it. Your go.

I only insult people that I think suck, and apparently I have good taste. justsoyouknow = bueno I could never hate someone with good taste in music...

Banky, can you remember why everyone dislikes Damaramamu? I'm looking, but can't remember...

It's the sign of the UGS. I trust you've registered?

Show me where I flame-baited you. Hell, I can't even remembere why I do't like you. But there's a reason, and by God I'm gonna find out what it is ::leaves::

No you didn't I picked your name randomly! It could have been HarleyQuinn, Eagen, or TNM! Shhh

That fun loving rogue. We don't have a pirate flag for nothing.

IT was Damamaru all along? But why? Did you actually think Barron would say "okay, what you ought to do is take the piss out of his momma"? God, and you wonder why people think you're a cunt?

57) Brings out the best in Mario:

If I had enough roo in my sig, that would be straight in there. Hell, I'll resurect the 100 reasons thread for this!

What site was it?

Could it be Eagan, back to haunt us from the dead? Or has JangoFett4Hire got bored of trying to flame me, and moved onto someone lamer?

::Runs in, and shoves an English dictionary up The New Me's ass, and then finishes the job with a clothesline from Hell:: Mario, did you send this PM? I find it hard to believe that even you would be that dumb. Please don't disappoint me Mario: I have faith. No, I didn't send it. I can't write up something that good. I believe you Mario. So, who is it? Anyone got any guesses?

If it is, then I'm fucked!

It's the American Dream.

::Runs in, and shoves an English dictionary up The New Me's ass, and then finishes the job with a clothesline from Hell:: Mario, did you send this PM? I find it hard to believe that even you would be that dumb. Please don't disappoint me Mario: I have faith.

liar

Click the sig.

::Gets out the Vaseline:: Mario, I'll split you open. You're not THAT big.