rising up out of the back seat-nuh

I'll tell the police to put a guard up around Zach Gowans house. That kids had enough to deal with in his life without having Banky fantasising about him.

DRAHMAH~!

Thats beautiful. You haven't seen the stump.. I'll ask the New Me about that. Where is that guy anyhow? It's like he's rather shag his missus than spend his time talking about pseudo-homosexual fantasies on an internet wrestling message board. The schmuck.

Thats beautiful. You haven't seen the stump..

My secret shame... I lost my penis in a bizarre palaeontological accident. There's a reason they don't let you fuck the fossils at the museum.

He violates my little teat quite often. He's a biter...my nipples are swollen. Damn! He only ever sucks my cock, the bastard... Does he bite? I feel jipped, he only dedicates himself to my nipples...and he only wants your schlong? Fuck. Well, they're about the same size. Er, by which I mean you have 12 inch long nipples. Yes, that's what I meant...

He violates my little teat quite often. He's a biter...my nipples are swollen. Damn! He only ever sucks my cock, the bastard...

Crap gimmick? Poor spelling and grammar? Are you CWM?

Teat? If that's all he's been sucking, you've been ripped off!

Chevy and Nu-Mi randomly turn up on the board within a minute of each other? Have you two been cybering?

Please tell me that was sarcasm.

You silly fuck.

Tenga una galleta! (it's the best I could do)

Both are equally valid.

Was that a farewell, or just an observation?

I knew I should have put "say LOL or OMGWTF" on there as well. AnywayJangoFett4Hire, if that is your real name, you've got the perfect chance to prove you've got a sense of humour and that you're not just a waste of bandwidth. We're all waiting here to see what you can pull out the bag. What ya got? Dazzle us!

GOOD MAN!

Your time will come, my child. Focus your stupidity. Learn from your moronic peers. Start posting unfunny stuff and using smileys. And if that fails, go use some of Eagans old pictures.

This message board is escapism. Other matters of social interaction don't matter here, people are judged on the strength of what they type. Sure, in real life I wouldn't give a fuck about you, but this isn't real life: it's the antithesis. It's a place people come to unwind and chill and have fun. That's why if you think I suck, and I think you suck the only thing to do is to trade meaningless insults across the net. The two saddest people in the world are those who think what goes on here really matters, and those who believe other people think that. As for you, ya little cock sucker, show me something you've written in this folder which was worth the time spnt to write it. You've called me "Chave Guerrerro Jr" twice now as an insult. Why? "OMG ITS NERELY TEH SAIME!!1LOLOL". If that's what you consider "funny" then you should do us a favour and lock yourself away in a nice comfortable room with no sharp edges and laugh at things that nearly sound like other things, all the time repressing the realisation that people just plain don't like you. And "I' laugh at 92.3594% of the shit on this thing"? OMGWTF? Most stuff posted here is drivel. And when you consider "someone got beaten up by his spouse!" and "Theres a road named after a BUTT" so hilarious that they deserve their own thread, I'd rather be aiming for the other 7.406% So, now is your time to prove yourself. You got anything clever or witty to say, or are you gonna respond with pictures and jokes straight from a Christmas cracker?

No, that was towards you, not Marney. I disagree with 95% of what Marney says, but at least she's funny/interesting. So, I'm worse than that Johnson fella? That's cool. Johnson is annoying, but he's better than you. You are just one of those posters who just doesn't seem to get the concept of not acting like a cunt. You flame in the worst possible way, you take hilarious offence at people not liking you, you have no sense of humour, you have no sense of fun and you have no sense of discussion. You're the kind of person who'll reply to a witty comment by saying "oh, ha ha" in an oh-so-sarcastic manner. Plus, you started a thread flame-baiting me, so I'm allowed to rile you up once in a while.

You don't love me any more If I said you the wierd cat thing in your sig would kill me. Plus, you have the avatar of groove...

Unless you were talking about Marneys crampy vagina, of course. I'd never get in the way of someone wanting a flame war with Marney

Dude, it's not like I'm affected by you. It's just that I think that it'd be funny if you were banned. What with you being the worst poster on the board right now and all.

There are way more better ways they could have done that. I dunno, it's a good way to play up to Austin's heelish face persona. And it builds up to the SS match pretty well.

If it's something that was surprising or you marked out for, yeah. But not just normal stuff like winning a belt or whatever