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No, that would be bad. Very bad. If we find him, we need to imprison him and make sure he doesn't die for a very long time. It's better to leave him alive and in a place he'll never escape than kill him and prove his craziness about us. I don't want my tax dollars going to keep this fucker alive. If I had anything to say about it...when we captured him I'd put him in a room with no windows. One pistol with one bullet, tell him to blow his own brains out and this way he can say he took himself out by his own hand. In the US Life w/o parole is cheaper than the death penalty. Look it up.

So basicly they don't want pro wrestling's target market? $8/hr. Bastards. I look trendy. I don't make $8/hr for standing around. A career change is needed.

$1.04! Go you!

Actually, in Jerk's defense, I loved this this post, which answers your question. And there really aren't that many midwest posters.... Kansas - me, Jerk, Coat Missouri - Rob E, Man in Blak Nebraska - Lushus, Carnival Iowa - none afaik South Dakota - none afaik Minnesota - Piss, Hoff, Vern/Culloden North Dakota - that one guy... I don't remember his name, but there is someone from there I imagine the Wisconsin, Illinois and Indiana people will chime in and say "You forgot about us!" to which I'd say "You're not in the Midwest!", so there Actually, just for shits-and-giggles, I think even if you added posters from those states, it still wouldn't be that many Wisconsin - I know there's a couple guys from here... but fuck if I remember who Illinois - Czech, Bruiser Indiana - Agent, Alf That's still hardly a dent in the total TSM membership I remember that, but when I plugged "Incandenza" and "jerk" into the search engine, all I got were several posts about circle jerks Indiana: ME! I live in Notre Dame, Indiana. Home of next year's college football national champions. (Quickly leaves thread)

Is that even really a question? Being an ICP fan should result in death. Always.

It's a little early for a Valentine's Day gift, but thanks anyway. Jarrett/DDP/Arquette gets overrated because it wasn't a mess. It wasn't bad, but ***1/2 is a big stretch. Wargames 2000 was a total clusterfuck of a mess. And have you seen the main even to Uncensored 96? Uncensored was a different style triple cage. And 2 vs a thousand people. A watched Wargames 2000 with a room full of marks, all of whom loved it.

Have you seen Jarrett/DDP/Arquette (sp?) that match was easily ***1/2+ and Wargames 2000 was overbooked but was a hell of a lot of fun. Plus it's got a great look to it.

I just meant an elimination Cage match, but that would be fairly similar to the Elimination Chamber. Hey, they could bring back the Triple Cage from WCW. That would be awesome on so many levels.

How bout a Bret Hart vs America DVD? That would kick ass, all of his Anti-America tirades and everything.

I believe it's in the first episode of The Shield, Shane takes a piss on someone. That's all I remember but I remember thinking it was funny.

Anyone know where I can get the fancam of The Brawler/Michaels match?

World Heavyweight Championship Rey Mysterio vs Kurt Angle WWE Championship Triple H vs Ric Flair (Have HHH defeat Cena on Raw and Flair become the #1 Contender. Can't hurt to give Flair the belt one last time, he's their most over face on Raw at this point.) The Undertaker vs Chris Benoit Edge vs Shawn Michaels (Keep Vince out of the ring, he's 60. Have Mcmahon promise to reward Edge if he takes out Michaels. Would help Edge alot.) Hulk Hogan vs Randy Orton (Only if Hogan agrees to job. If not go with Orton vs The Ghost of Eddie Guerrero, I don't know.) Street Fight John Cena vs Jamal Emko w/ Eric Bishoff (Jamal returns and costs John Cena the title. Have Bishoff say Jamal is under contract to him and that he hired a thug to take out a thug. Have it be a bloody, stiff match. Cena can even go over but have it be where Cen has to do everything to beat Jamal.) Raw vs Smackdown: Money in the Bank 2: 8-Man Steel Cage (Or Ladder, whatever) Elimination Match Rob Van Dam vs Chavo Guerrero vs Kane vs Shelton Benjamin vs JBL vs Matt Hardy vs Hardcore Holly vs Mark Henry (Holly, is over so put him in as another face to make the teams even. Van Dam wins and challenges at ONS 2 as someone else said.) United States Championship Bobby Lashley vs Booker T (Keep it short put Lashley over) Chris Masters vs Big Show (Keep it short put Masters over) William Regal vs Fit Finlay (Just cause) Women's Championship Trish Stratus vs Mickie James Cruiserweight Championship Paul London vs Shane Helms I think that would be a fun show.

Old people suck. They come in at like 3 or 4 for fucking dinner then it takes them 3 hours to share an order of fish. Fish which the hardest and most time consuming thing to cook on our menu. Which they then send back after having ate half of it. They all drink fucking tea. Then when they get up to leave they take forever to stand up and then even longer to walk 20 feet to the door. Which is why I support euthanasia.

when I buss I get $3/hr plus tips. I need this extra cash. During the week I work almost everynight, I get $8/hr cooking.

I'll break this down for you: 30% of profit goes to food cost. 50% goes to labor and other costs (building rent, advertising etc.) If a restaurant is lucky it can take home 20% of the profit. However building in high rent districts or if the restaurnat has trouble keeping the food cost below 30% <-- which is extremely difficult to do. Aprox. 10% of all money brought in is profit that the restaurant takes home. If restaurants were to abolish with the tip system and pay their servers, a fair amount say $8, there is no keeping of employees when they are paid m. wage, two things will happen: 1. Shitty service: No chance of getting a good tip, servers won't give a shit. 2. Menu prices will go up 20-25% in order to allow the restaurant to turn a profit.

I was wondering the title/artist of that song in the Cingular commercial "Don't leave me hanging by the telephone" "It's so good you voice, you know it's been so long." With the guy waiting for the chick to call him.

Where you from? The cigarette I would be able to resale to one of the other under 18 cools for at least a buck. You do know that if servers were paid say $8/hr by the company, hardly any restaurant would be able to stay in buisness let alone actually turn a profit. 99% of restaurants have a very small profit margin.

Do you have any idea how hard working in a restaurant is? Wow, you carry a box. How much do you make an hour? I have to constantly deal with working at the most poplar sports bar in the area, which is always understaffed and on weekends averages an 1 hour to a 2 hour wait. Working our tent part, which was outdoors in 50 degree weather, I was sweating my ass off running around trying to please everyone.

Notre Dame, Indiana. I believe server minium wage is $2.17 in Indiana. For the record I'm a cook, who busses tables on the weekends to make extra cash. I get tipped out by the servers so if they're having a bad day customer wise then so am I. Also when I eat out the WORST tip I give out is 15%. 20-25% is average for me.

Or because they're physically and mentally hindered. Or have a fixed income. Complaining about any age group before you reach that age is ridiculous. Little pissants will be bitching about you to their friends in 50 years and you won't appreciate it very much. Do you get pissed if people who look poor tip less also? If you can't afford to tip at least 15% you shouldn't be eating out. Period. I work at a sports bar, it's not like it's fine dining, it's a sports bar similar to Applebee's. And about honing my style human hands can only handle so much and we are not supposed to bring the bus tub to the table. I hate mandatory tipping. I see you getting frustrated at the cheapskates who demand the world and don't show their appreciation. At the same time, as I'm the customer I should determine what my gratuity is depending on your service. If the service meets my standards, I tip. If they exceed my standards, I tip well. If your service sucks, no tip. You do know that base pay for servers is like $3/ hr.

Hell, I gotta pay the bills too. My base pay is $3/hr. On a good night I average $15/hr on a night with lots of old people I average, if I'm lucky, $8/hr.

About the tea: It's served in a coffe cup with one of those metal things for hot water with small plates for both of them as well as a plate for honey and sugar.

Or because they're physically and mentally hindered. Or have a fixed income. Complaining about any age group before you reach that age is ridiculous. Little pissants will be bitching about you to their friends in 50 years and you won't appreciate it very much. Do you get pissed if people who look poor tip less also? If you can't afford to tip at least 15% you shouldn't be eating out. Period. I work at a sports bar, it's not like it's fine dining, it's a sports bar similar to Applebee's. And about honing my style human hands can only handle so much and we are not supposed to bring the bus tub to the table.

Close to what I was going to say, but in particular I was thinking of Wendy's french fries dipped in frosties. Good stuff. Try Mozzarella Sticks in in ice cream or a milk shake. It's like heaven in your mouth.

Then the fuckers tip the servers like %1, so my tip out is lower. Old people shouldn't get a free pass just because they're old.