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Eliza also has a show coming up on Fox

the torture/death scene at the end of Braveheart is really powerful. Another funny one, the guy that gets cut in half by the wire in Die Hard with a Vengence. "Get his legs." then they drag him off...side by side, heh.

Missed that epi, guess I'll have to catch it in the morning, heh. Just watched Smashed, Buffy and Spike's rather violent sex scene....and Xander used Angel's nickname for Spike, Captain Peroxide, heh

the REAL Sleeping bag scene from Friday the 13th 7, though the Jason X version was funny as the holographic chicks kept laughing as he beat them over and over....and over. Liquid Nitro head smash from Jason X Bus Death from Final Destination, just one of those deaths that come out of nowhere and you just sit and stare at the screen for about five minutes then...laugh your ass off, heh. Said already but Samuel L. from Deep Blue Sea, just didn't see it coming. He was giving a huge speech ended it with "First thing we gotta do is cover this whole!" Shark pops out and bites him in half, another OMFG scene, heh. Reservoir Dogs stand off, as mentioned. Gene Hackman in Unforgiven, just watched it the other day, such a great scene. Curbing from American History X, makes me cringe everytime I see it. I'm half asleep right now so I'll come back with more later, heh

Ghost of the Robot

A customer enters a pet shop. Customer: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. (The owner does not respond.) C: 'Ello, Miss? Owner: What do you mean "miss"? C: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint! O: We're closin' for lunch. C: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique. O: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it? C: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it! O: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting. C: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. O: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage! C: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead. O: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting! C: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...(owner hits the cage) O: There, he moved! C: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage! O: I never!! C: Yes, you did! O: I never, never did anything... C: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call! (Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.) C: Now that's what I call a dead parrot. O: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned! C: STUNNED?!? O: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major. C: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk. O: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords. C: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home? O: The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage! C: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there. (pause) O: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee! C: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised! O: No no! 'E's pining! C: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! (pause) O: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) O: Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of parrots. C: I see. I see, I get the picture. O: I got a slug. (pause) C: (sweet as sugar) Pray, does it talk? O: Nnnnot really. C: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!? O: Look, if you go to my brother's pet shop in Bolton, he'll replace the parrot for you. C: Bolton, eh? Very well. The customer leaves. The customer enters the same pet shop. The owner is putting on a false moustache. C: This is Bolton, is it? O: (with a fake mustache) No, it's Ipswitch. C: (looking at the camera) That's inter-city rail for you. The customer goes to the train station. He addresses a man standing behind a desk marked "Complaints". C: I wish to complain, British-Railways Person. Attendant: I DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS JOB, YOU KNOW!!! C: I beg your pardon...? A: I'm a qualified brain surgeon! I only do this job because I like being my own boss! C: Excuse me, this is irrelevant, isn't it? A: Yeah, well it's not easy to pad these python files out to 200 lines, you know. C: Well, I wish to complain. I got on the Bolton train and found myself deposited here in Ipswitch. A: No, this is Bolton. C: (to the camera) The pet shop man's brother was lying!! A: Can't blame British Rail for that. C: In that case, I shall return to the pet shop! He does. C: I understand this IS Bolton. O: (still with the fake mustache) Yes? C: You told me it was Ipswitch! O: ...It was a pun. C: (pause) A PUN?!? O: No, no...not a pun...What's that thing that spells the same backwards as forwards? C: (Long pause) A palindrome...? O: Yeah, that's it! C: It's not a palindrome! The palindrome of "Bolton" would be "Notlob"!! It don't work!! O: Well, what do you want? C: I'm not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think this is getting too silly! Sergeant-Major: Quite agree, quite agree, too silly, far too silly...

They take place in the same universe and have crossed paths before....just like in the Marvel universe various charecters from other comics become involved in others. I am curious to how it will be. What age Bruce will be because if he's around the same as Clark then he should be out traveling the world learning the skills that he will use as Batman.

Well he stands on the floor...maybe he isn't really touching them but can kinda hover so it appears as if he's touching em....I dunno, heh Anyway, just watched OMWaF, such a great episode. Some good songs and it really brought together alot of plot points. Great line from Buffy to about Dawn being in trouble so it must be Tuesday Also Tara's voice and Anya in undies...bah, no drool emote

You're Mason. Some people would call you a rebel. You're certainly different, but in a harmless way. Charming as hell and with a bad boy (or girl) streak, people are drawn to you. You're a very go-with-the-flow person and you seem too cool to people, but inside you're just a big puppy. And not really the smartest crayon in the box.

Ditto, I've caught a few episodes here and there before but now with the start of this season it has become one of my regular views

Daffy: One Full disc! Bugs: just Half disc ! Daffy: One Full disc! Bugs: just Half disc ! Daffy: One Full disc! Bugs: just Half disc ! Daffy: One Full disc! Bugs: just Half disc ! Daffy: One Full disc! Bugs: One Full disc ! Daffy: just Half disc ! Daffy: and dont make tell you again! Daffy: Just Half Disc !!!!!!!!! You're....despicable~!

Friday the 13th(can't believe it took this long to get mentioned) Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight Day of the Dead

I reserved my copy and Daffy got screwed out of his own disc by that damn rabbit.

Must be Tiger week, just saw a commercial for the local news and one of the stories is a guy got bit by his pet tiger, heh

wonder if there's anything special about this Demon Knight release as I already have it on DVD

hmm...can someone edit the title and make it just an overall Buffy thread since that's pretty much what it is now that it's come to an end.

I think that's something we would all like to know, heh

I've gotten shit from Bobby D fans before for saying this, but at this point it's true - Robert DeNiro is a whore. Maybe one of the biggest whores in Hollywood. You have a check already signed for him, he'll act in just about any piece of shit you come up with. I think that honior goes to, as much as I love him, Samuel L. who has been in 10 movies between 2002 and now. While Bob was in 3 in 2002 and 0 this year

Where'd you see this? I have the un-aired pilot of Buffy, but I left it at home and haven't seen it yet. DLed it... I've seen the Buffy pilot too....all I have to say is thank god Alyson came along because the chick they have playing Willow in the pilot On another note I'm wondering now is what reason for Cordy's condition is in the heads of Wes, Fred, Gunn, etc....Obviously with Conner wiped from there heads they had to replace it with something else, but what? Ok, last time I tried to ask this, the board died on me. Where dis you get the Buffy pilot? Well I dunno about Mole but I got it the same way I got Angel's, DLed it

4 years? I wasn't even born when Empire came out, so that must of been torture back in the day. The space between Empire and Jedi was 3 years, the same as between ANH and Empire....probably just felt longer because of the cliff hanger. I was a mere 2 years old when Jedi came out, heh

Where'd you see this? I have the un-aired pilot of Buffy, but I left it at home and haven't seen it yet. DLed it... I've seen the Buffy pilot too....all I have to say is thank god Alyson came along because the chick they have playing Willow in the pilot On another note I'm wondering now is what reason for Cordy's condition is in the heads of Wes, Fred, Gunn, etc....Obviously with Conner wiped from there heads they had to replace it with something else, but what?

Well on that the original didn't delve into his time as the Boss, that's why the re-make is so much longer, it shows his downfall where as the original does a fast forward to the finale after he rises to the top.

Heh, just watched the unaired pilot of Angel, one of the quick clips they show in it is from Blade, the techno-vamp club at the beginning, heh

it's the same wait as in between Ep. 1 and 2, heh

I'm with ya. I actually liked Adam, Spike was great, and it had "Superstar." Season 4 is very good but takes heat over Riley and the G.I. Joes. Can't forget the greatness that is Hush *Buffy makes staking motion with empty hand as everyone stares at her* I LMAO everytime I see that part, heh