BlackFlagg

"If a man pretending to be me could do the job, then logically the real me can do it even better" or something similar. I know a lot of people hate "Grandpa Simpson in: Kidney Trouble" (and Homer really does come off as an ass at the end after they do a fake-out "Homer redeems himself" bit) but there are some awesome lines. "Oooooh! This is everyone's fault but mine" "You've done a wonderful thing! You've greatly reduced your life expectancy to slighty increase someone elses!" (paraphrased - Marge talking to Homer). The whole Taffy Shop thing. "Well, if you look closely, you'll this is actually a Taffy Shop and not a boat", which leads to "Yar. What other ships ye work on?" / "Uhhh... that one. The taffy shop!" / "Yar. Good enough!". "This is a text book kidney blow out, which would explain those loud pops you heard." "So you're saying I don't need a new muffler?"

also notice that in Jack's story he said that only 8 people survived the crash...so the Oceanic 6 and 2 more

so Wilson's dating female House...Yeah, House is gonna have a field day with this, heh

"This is Armin's apartment, Armin's liquor, Armin's copy of Swank, Armin's frozen peas!" Can I see your copy of Swank, Armin?" "Yes, you can."

I imagine..also according to my DVR there's a new ep on Sunday at 10:15 as well

Then someone needs to get on this...or would this be like crossing the streams and destroy the universe?

I was just wondering, have Sam Jackson and Christopher Walken been in a movie together? They're in so many movies but have they ever crossed paths? and I mean a movie where they interacted with each other, not just in the same movie<Pulp Fiction, True Romance>

Marge: This is a perfect chance top get you kids some nice church shoes. Bart: What do we need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals. Homer: Well maybe if he had better arch support they wouldn't have caught him.

Homer: That picture makes your BUTT look big. Marge: That's what I said, but they say it sells. Bart: Works for the Lumber King. Homer:<hypnotized by the Lumber King's BUTT> Lumber...We need lumber...

Can't believe I didn't catch this, someone else pointed it out. They broke one of the major rules, nothing inorganic is supposed to be able to go through the time vortex or whatever it's called...but the skull of the terminator went through without any skin on it

Rivernator ftw, I'll be watching for however long it lasts

"So Homer, pleas feel free to tell us anything. There's no judgment here." "The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers." "I cast thee out!"

"We leave you the kids for three hours and the county takes them away?" "Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch."

Burns: Ketchup...Catsup...Ketchup...Catsup...Oh, I'm in way over my head.

"Mr. Simpson the tar fumes are making me dizzy." "Yeah they'll do that..."

Movie ad: Buzz Cola! The taste you'll kill for! German soldier: Available in ze lobby! Lisa: Do they really think cheapening the memory of our veterans will sell soda? Homer: I have to go to ze lobby!

Dr. Hibbert: This is a text-book kidney blow-out, which would explain those loud pops you heard. Homer: So you're saying I don't need a new muffler?

Kent Brockman: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use low-brow expressions like 'oh yeah?' and 'com'ere a minute.' Homer: Oh yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Bart! Com'ere a minute. Bart: You com'ere a minute." Homer: Oh yeah?

Maude: They were having S-E-X in front of C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N! Krusty: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

Diary of the Dead trailer

Marge: That's because you were drunk! Homer: And how!

"Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I - uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder. "Is that bad?" "Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace `accidently' with `repeatedly', and replace `dog' with `son'." I miss Phil Hartman

375. Conan does Rock Band

Rambo Dark Knight Indiana Jones Diary of the Dead The X-Files 2 James Bond 22 Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay