Bored

I don't really care enough to bother to make predictions but out of Boredom I dug up the prediction from a Triple H fan site for his match: HHH vs. Kevin Nash w/ Flair & HBK in the corners for RAW title: Ah, I’ve been looking forward to this match for years, literally. My two favorites one-on-one, with my third favorite at ringside. Now, I know that the majority of netwriters are ripping Kevin to pieces for his house show matches with Hunter recently, and I have this to say to those people: You are all a bunch of dumbasses. Give the guy a break, he’s 43, just spent 9 months rehabbing, he comes back and wrestles a few times and just because he’s not the second-coming of Chris Benoit, everybody starts bashing him? How stupid can people be? Hunter is ten years Kevin’s junior and didn’t start wrestling his best again for months after his return. These imbeciles gave Kevin all of about two weeks before the ripping began. Sometimes I’m ashamed to call myself an internet wrestling fan, if it means being grouped in with these clowns. I’m not expecting a five-star classic from this one, but I’m sure they’ll both give it everything they have, and that’s what matters to me. The rest of those smart marks can go to hell. Sarah picks: Triple H, because they have to set up the Hunter/Goldbarf feud Speaking of Goldbarf, he doesn’t have a match. Bwahahahaha, that’s what he gets for stinking up the ring at Backlash. NOTHING!

Let's see just off the top of my head: Baseball: Jason Giambi (I'm an A's fan), Derek Jeter (most overrated REGULAR season player ever), Orlando Hernadez (most overrated pitcher ever and fuck this El Duque shit) Football: Jeremy Shockey (somebody needs to seriously injure him next year and take him down a few notches), Bill Romanowski (spits in people's faces, a cheap shot artist, fuck him) Basketball: Kobe Bryant (although not necessarily why most people do and I'm not Bored enough at the moment to go into why), Shaquille O'Neal (no one has gotten further in basketball for just being a big fatass) Again sure there are others that will come to mind later.

Snoop: Joey have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Gee good to see those loyal Laker fans all leave early and not maybe give a nice ovation to their team for a great run. L.A. fans in all sports suck.

Ding dong the Lakers are dead. Here's a key thing for everyone overrating the win for the Spurs though...they were #1 seed and Lakers were the #5 seed. I don't give a shit if the Lakers have a won three straight titles they underachieved and were overrated all season long. But anyways goodbye to the Lakers and the NBA regular season still means something after all.

BYE BYE LAKERS!!!! Are the Spurs still pussies Johnson?

Gee ya know a site is credible when it puts this at the end of the article: Latest Update: WWE Tells Austin To Go To Rehab or ELSE! This is the type of site that steals the bullshit from 1wrestling and turns it into even bigger bullshit.

Here's a small update on Chavo and how they'll explain the injury courtesy Da Meltz: In the commentary done live on Tuesday night in Baltimore, the injury to Chavo Guerrero was acknowledged, but they didn't announce a partner for Eddy Guerrero for Sunday. On the show, instead of saying he had been injured that night, they claimed the injury took place on the U.K. tour. Safe to say now they won't be airing his match on Velocity this week.

Don't forget Money, Inc.

Woo hoo co-main event at SummerSlam HHH/Goldberg and Steph/Sable.

I advocate the seperation of church and wrestling!

I'd felt Jericho was pretty much a lock to win it before word got out that they've pushed back the Goldberg/HHH match to SummerSlam so Jericho will be facing Goldberg at Bad Blood so just a hunch that they won't be fighting over the IC title. I think its no coincidence that then they decide to put Booker T in the battle royal since I think, and this is pure speculation, that if Goldberg/HHH match were still set for Bad Blood Jericho would face Booker T then defending the IC title and dropping it to Booker. Of course if Booker wins who the hell does he fued with? I guess maybe Christian since he's been getting sorta of a push lately. So well anyways my predicition is Booker T and I really don't have a preferance as to who wins beyond hoping Shawn Michaels doesn't win.

I'm guessing do like Edge because Chavo was wrestling a jobber and the injury happend about a minute into the match and was immediately stopped.

Well they aren't scrapping the ladder match and it could be even better if Benoit is the replacement.

Wow Smackdown is just on a downward spiral because of injuries. Now from reading what Meltzer said its just speculation that Benoit will take his place but he also doesn't list the six-man tag on his site so maybe they've scrapped that, although they could just have Undertaker (if healthy) take Benoit's spot in the six-man and it would make sense storyline wise. It'll be interesting if they shoot a taped injury segment on Smackdown or Velocity for Chavo to explain it as I imagine they'll cut out his match where he got hurt because it was so early in the match. In all honesty as great a tag team Eddy & Benoit would make they are a little above as a team to hold the titles as really who would compete with them? Personally I'd just keep the titles on Team Angle at this point.

Almost nothing during this time was any good in WCW. Here is CRZ's recap of the match, although I edited the nicknames CRZ gives the wrestlers just so its easier to understand: WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: JEFF JARRETT v. STING - Who drove the monster truck? And did they drive the Hummer? The title belt has no nameplate, yup. Jarrett has a feature in the new WCW Magazine - doesn't that make you want to subscribe? OH MY GOD IT'S A CROW!!!!!! AND HE'S CHAINED TO THE SCAFFOLDING! A **SCARY** CROW!!!!! Hey, wouldn't it have been funny if he'd crapped on Sting as he walked under him? THAT would have been a power! Sting ducks, clothesline, clothesline, Mexican (or is it Japanese? I forget) armdrag, Mexican armdrag (hey, I'm as surprised as you are!), Ten Punch Count Along - Jarrett sidesteps the Stinger splash, but he lands on his feet and clotheslines Jarrett to the outside - and follows. Head to the barricade. To the barricade! Suplex onto the raised aisle - the Mark is trying to include math and physics in his commentary again (he's wrong again). Sting on top - splash attempt - MISSES! Jarrett drops a fist, right, right, Jarrett finds a chair - to the gut, to the gut again, Sting walking up the aisle - chair edge to the back - Sting getting to his feet as Jarrett sweeps his legs with the chair. Referee "Blind" Charles Robinso somehow finds a way to get Jarrett walking back towards the ring. Sting is up - and running at Jarrett...clothesline puts them both back in the ring! Robinson puts on the count - at 6, Jarrett gets up and makes the sign - figure four! Shoulder down - 1, 2, no! Sting motioning to the crowd - and they respond. As they should - this is like the first match they've seen all freakin' night, already. Sting turns the hold over - and Jarrett quickly grabs the rope. Sting hobbling, but he can still hit "Iblockyourpunchyoudon'tblockmine," again, right, clothesline, right, into the opposite corner, Stinger splash, into another corner, another Stinger splash, cue the run-in, Scorpion Deathlock is applied an Sting's back is to the - oh, never mind, I can see somebody cutting through the ring apron - apparently we weren't supposed to see it, as they switch to another camera angle. Yup, there's VAMPIRO come to pull Sting under the ring - a fire extinguisher goes off under the ring as the commentators give us "what's all that smoke filling the ring?" Crowd chants "Bullshit" as Sting emerges with red stuff all over him. Jarrett covers - 1, 2, 3. (5:35)

Only two matches?!? I know I probably saw this episode but I can't believe there was only TWO matches! This was during the NBA playoffs so the show was only one hour long but even then two matches, which had a total of 4 minutes 39 seconds of wrestling time, is pretty bad.

FUCK YA! Speaking of guys in wheelchairs...I say D-Von returns to the collar as a preacher but this time he's one of those t.v. preachers. Droz wheels out and the Rev. D-Von places his hand on Droz's head and asks the lord to heel him. Droz...gets out of his wheelchair and walks BAH GAWD~! But then...suddenly D'Lo Brown comes out of the crowd and hits a piledriver on Droz and breaks his fuckin' neck again! JR: BAH GAWD THE NWA:TNA HAS INVADED! Later of course Droz is wheeled back and Chuck Palumbo and Sean O'Haire don't say hi so Undertaker has Vampiro burn Palumbo and O'Haire alive and then the ashes go into Taker's urn, THEN Kama Godfather Shango steels the urn and melts it and makes a gold cockring out of it.

Oh and an idea for Mr. America is have Funaki come out on Smackdown as Mr. Japan! Then at SummerSlam have Mr. America vs. Mr. Japan and during the match the ghost of FDR wheels out...and gives Mr. America a low blow! SWERVE BABY~!

Nathan Jones in a sombraro leading a marichi band consisting over Silver King, La Parka, and Villano IV.

The Gobbeldy Gooker.

Maybe they'll have Undertaker ressurrect Dino Bravo, Rick Rude, Davey Boy Smith, and Owen Hart...then it'll be entertaining!

Whatever...sure it'd be boring until the Unholy Union of Darkness where The Undertaker tries to sacrifice Stephanie...oh wait they already did that. But but this time he succeeds! What a show!

And then Vampiro does a blood bath on all of them and lights Sting on fire.

*resists urge to make Jericho/Goldberg Oven Match joke* whoops!