Adam

So I'm guessing the I Quit match was ok then?

Hey. I just had a very draining conversation with my father about wrestling. Basically, I told him about how WWE sucks most of the time, about the writers being shit, and how everything works, how the wriets decide who wins and loses etc. Then he said to me 'You've just told me that this sucks, and its basically a bunch of crap, so why do you watch it then?' I can't really put it into words, but I will try here. I watch because once Im in, it consumes me. I love everything aout wrestling, matches, promos, storylines, championships, its everything I want and more. Sure, I have a life, and a very productive one, but wrestling is the one thing in my life that I can always go to and enjoy. Its my default. When I go on the web, I go here, or to other forums, or to dirt sheets. When Im at home and Im not doing anything else, I play SmackDown, I watch WWE, Ring Of Honor, ECW, anything I can get my hands on, anything in my house, I watch it. Once I complete High School and then my college degree, I want to learn how to wrestle on the weekends, and work of a week. I want to wrestle. I dont really care if Im successful or not, that doesn't worry me, but I do want to wrestle. I have other plans for my life, main plans, but wrestling is something that I will always want to do. I'm a mark sometimes, a big stupid mark. Im not afraid to admit that. Sometimes I watch old shows, and someone like Jericho, Benoit, RVD, or someone else that I really enjoy watching perform, will come out. I can't help but smile. I can't help but feel happy. Wrestling affects me on a deeper level sometimes. Just one month ago, I saw In Your House: Canadian Stampede. The Main Event came around, and they did a shot of Brian Pillman, Davey Boy Smith and Owen Hart all standing in a row, smiling their asses off. I almost lost it. I never knew these men, I wont know any of their families, and I'll never know who they were outside of wrestling, but still, I feel connected to them, they were there to entertain me, to make me feel happy. So, I feel connected. I read Mick Foley's, and The Rock's comments on Owen Hart. I read of how he felt about his family, how they were the number one people in his world. Then, after the Main Event at Canadian Stampede, the camera caught a shot of Owen with his children in his arms, smiling the biggest smile. Again, I nearly lost it. I dont know why, or how, but I nearly did. I can't explain it. After a great match, after a great promo, I can't help but feel happy. When two cruisers are going at it full throttle, my heart races. When The Rock hits a Rock Bottom and goes for the cover to win the WWE Championship, I want him to win, even though I know its all set up, its all a game. So, I'm interested, why do you watch? What makes you so attracted to this crazy thing we call professional wrestling? How do you explain to someone why you watch?

All Im saying is, if Benoit doesn't win, I'll be pretty pissed off. If Benoit doesn't win and Cena/Angle/Jericho does, I'll settle for that.

Im pretty sure it won't be someone huge, but it will be someone that can go and have a good match with Benoit. Somoen like Shelton Benjamin wouldn't surprise me. Although, they may go the '95 route and have Benoit and Jericho/Cena/Angle be the first two men in the ring and the last two men in the ring, which I would enjoy as well. As long as Benoit's the last man in the ring, Im happy.

If Goldberg gets eliminated within 5 seconds of arriving, I'll shed tears of happiness.

Its like 10pm here man, the Rumble starts in 14 hours! GO BENOIT!

But, didn't Calvin say he was doing the show? Ah screw it, Im sending a copy of my match to both of you.

"I Quit" Match for the OaOasT X-Division Championship: "The Phenemonal" A.J. Flaire (Champion) vs. Mad Matt (Challenger) My Pick: Well, that wouldn't be fair now, would it? Loser Leaves Town Match: Judas vs. Robert "Father" Edwards My Pick: I'm going for Judas on this one. The Lightning Crew Gauntlet: If The Mad Cappa Wins, He Moves On In The Gauntlet. If Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez Wins, The Mad Cappa Can Never Have A Match Against Puerto Rican Lightning. Straight Up One-On-One Professional Wrestling Match: The Mad Cappa vs. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez (with Mr. Boricua) My Pick: Go The Cappa OaOasT Adrenalin Championship Match: Spider-Poet (Champion) vs. "Ice Heart" Dan Black (Challenger) My Pick: Poet to retain again. Total Decapitation Match: Sly "The Sly" Summers vs. Scotty Static My Pick: My former team mate, Sly Sommers Steel Cage Grudge Match; No Escape Rules: Crystal vs. Damaramu My Pick: My favourite female, Crystal Hardcore Match For The OaOasT North American Championship: Puerto Rican Lightning (Champion with Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall) vs. The Shuffle (Challenger) My Pick: PRL Too Good For A Stipulation: Zack Malibu vs. The Superstar My Pick: The one, the only, Zack Malibu The Royal Rumble Match: Winner Recieves A Title Shot Against The OaOasT World Heavyweight Champion At OaOasT AngleMania III on March 28, 2004: My Pick: Gibraltar is going to be hard to stop, but I think Zack can pull a win out of his ass sunday. Oh, and my 'smokey' is Shooter Jay. Should be a great show, unless I screw up the I Quit match.

Aw God Dammit, what happened to this thing of beauty? Zack? CWM? Choken? CONTINUE THE SAGA~!

Expect the start of something. All Im saying.

Top show guys, Im going a 9. I think I could have done the 'forced to get along' a little more though. Other than that, awesome show, especially Sly's stuff and that promo with Superstar and Zack. That was awesome.

I wondered why you were ignoring me yesterday

Yeah, we are all just giving our opinions about Zack, and any stories, pieces of advice he's given us, conversation topics, etc. It ust so happens that he has quite a few friends on here.

How is this creepy?

Does this mean there are two mystery spots in the Rumble? YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MYSTERY~!

I think that is incredibly stupid. Its always been Spear, Jackhammer, win. As much as I hate the guy, dont take away the one thing that I really don't mind about him.

As you know, Zack is known for his dealings with the ladies. He is Mister Smooth. He’s the kind of guy that just knows how to say the right thing at the right time. He is also like this with his friends. Not that he hits on them and makes them feel that special feeling in their pants (although his relationships with Kotz and Rando are questionable), but whenever you are pissed off, down, or having girl trouble (ESPECIALLY girl trouble); he’s got the right advice. He just makes you feel better when you feel like shit. I first started talking to Zack through The SmartMarks, like a whole lot of people I know. He struck me as confident, outgoing, and straightforward. I got AIM, and added him. We started talking, and hit it off straight away. We talked about everything, from the daily goings on of the board, to wrestling, to other sports, to (Zack’s favourite topic) women. He’s the kind of guy that any single person could get along with, because he just isn’t an asshole, ever. When he does admonish someone, it is for a very good reason (see J. Just). It’s easy to see why girls love him, because he’s not a pretty boy, and he’s not a hard ass. He’s just a regular guy with a cool personality. He’s easy to like. We really started to become friends when I joined the local e-wrestling federation, the OAOAST. Zack was the one that welcomed me to the fed, and he has helped me whenever I was having any problems writing or coming up with new things. Now he’s a moderator at The SmartMarks, and I don’t think there’s a better man for the job. I could see Zack as the leader of something a bit bigger than a message board some day. He would make an awesome boss. The best piece of advice that Zack’s ever given me was when we first started talking on AIM. We were talking about women, of course, and I asked Zack how to act. I don’t mean acting like someone, but what demeanor to have. I’ve never had a problem making friends, but it’s always taking the next step. Zack’s answer was simple. He said, “Act like you’ve just won a million bucks”. I took his advice, and it paid off. I got a girlfriend shortly after. I dumped her within a week, but still, he helped. So Zack, I don’t know you as Chris, but I hope to some day. I know one of the first people that I get in contact with will be him. We’ll meet up, go to a bar, get drunk out of our minds, and probably get girls. Well, at least Zack will. As we say down here, Zack you are a bloody top bloke and I wish you all the success in the future. I hope we are mates for a long time to come. Cheers buddy, and many thanks for all the advice you have given, and you will give in the future.

Looks like a pretty good DVD, I think I'd get Foley before that though.

I love that Jarrett quote, and the Dames one is a really good one as well. I don't think I'll bother trying to convince my dad though.

Gunner Sharps SPEAKS~! and gets a friend. X Title segment and subsequent match

Banky blocked me on AIm for no good reason. Wasn't happy.

Man, all these heros telling everyone to get a life. I just got home from my life, and Im taking an hour break on here before getting back to that very same life. Oooooooh, fighting on a message board! Oooooooooooh, they have no life! Build a bridge, get over it, and fuck off. If these guys want to argue about matters that they have strong views on, whether it be a positive or a negative one, let them be. Dave had no substance to his claims, and I disagreed with them anyway. If he has done the same thing in the TNA folder, then can his ass before he wastes our time anymore. And, finally, nothing will change my negative opinion of Randy Orton, except if he suddenly starts pulling ***+ matches out of his ass on a regular basis.

Who could I feud with? I'm completely lost as to who could actually piss me off as much as Johnson did that faithful day.

Oooooooooooooh, Banky-CWM continues! When will the feud end?

Id say this time allocation if the Rumble gets an hour: HHH-HBK: 30 minutes Lesner-Holly: 25 Minutes (oh yes, it will) Eddie-Chavo: 20 Minutes Dudleys-Evolution: 15 minutes Rey-Jamie: 10 minutes That leaves 20 minutes for promos, etc.