Adam

you...... bastard......

OK, I know, Tarantino freak. I think I need a change, Ive had this name for about 6 months. I have a mental block at the moment, so I can't come up with any good suggestions, so I was hoping the gods of TSM could help me out. Fire away.

^likes Shinji

God dammit, could Choken be any more blunt? STOP INTERRUPTING THE FUCKING SAGA~!

Imagine if he sat up from the spear and kicked out with authority after the Jackhammer

^should not wonder. should know.

:: Chosun One steals a car from near the cemetery and goes to the nearest Gas Station. He walks in and sees the guy behind the counter, a teenager who thinks he's king shit :: Guy: What can I get ya bud. Chosun: I'll have.... everything. :: Chosun grabs the guy from behind the counter, picks him up and throws him into a display of potato chips. Chosun then grabs a pocket knife from the counter and flicks the knife open. The guy gets up and runs at Chosun, but Chosun stabs him in the stomach on the way through. The guy collapses.:: Chosun: Ive been asleep for a couple of months. I'm damn hungry. :: Chosun grabs all that he can find, plus the money from the drawer. He then grabs the phone, picks it up and dials a number :: Voice: Hello? Chosun: Hello there, remember me? TO BE CONTINUED

Chicken

^ cool Hart brothers sig

Dear Diary, I haven't posted here for a while, this is my first entry under my new name (thanks Zack). I hope everyone likes my new name, I know I do. Regards, Adam.

I loved the show, and gave it an 8. Sly's stuff was funny, and I really enjoyed the main event. Good show all around, props to all that wrote stuff.

^ thinks and ^ would be right.

Yes Judas we know.

I didn't mind it, but its just the usual generic smark humor.

That was Mecha Chosun, which was revealed to be JudasSault all along.

Ive got it! Thanks to Zack, who suggested the name.

:: Somewhere, in a dark cemetery in Canada, two kids are making out :: Billy: I love you Kelly Kelly: I love you too Billy, this was a great idea, no one will find us here. Billy: I know, lets fuck.... BOOM~! Billy: What the fuck was that? Kelly: How am I supposed to know? :: The kids turn around, seeing a face that has been buried.... ALIVE:: Kids: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!! Chosun (in evil voice): Hi Kids! :: Chosun grabs Billy while Kelly looks on, frightened. Chosun puts Billy over his shoulder, and drives Billys head into a grave, cracking his skull. He grabs Billy again, and snaps his neck in half. He puts down Billy and looks at Kelly:: Chosun: For three months Ive been in that grave. To kill again makes me happy. Now its your time to feel pain little girl, but I am keeping you alive.... Kelly: (inaudible scream) :: Kelly tries to run away, but Chosun catches her by the hair. Chosun grabs Kelly's leg, and CRACK~! he breaks it with his bear hands! Kelly screams in pain, and falls down, clutching her leg. Chosun stands over her with a smile on his face:: Chosun: Now now little girl, as I said before, I've allowed you to keep your wicked life for two reasons. And the second reason is so you can tell him in person everything that happened here tonight. I want him to witness the extent of my mercy by witnessing your deformed body. I was in that grave, in a coma, for too long. I know you know who I am, I can see it in your eyes. I also know that you must know who Choken One is, and thats why I kept you alive. Tell him all of it, everything that I have done, killing your bitch boyfriend, breaking your leg, scaring you half to death, all of it. Because I'm not going to stop. Tell him that I'm coming after him, and all that stand beside him. And soon they'll all be as fucking dead as your pussy boyfriend over there. ::Chosun One leaves to find the nearest McDonalds, while the girl cries her boyfriends name::

Axel's a rookie as well. Count me in.

^is not an idiot.

OK, It's time for a change on my 2500th post. Could I get my name changed to Royale with Cheese please Zack, or any of the mods? 2500th POST!

grand slam

Yep, Chris Benoit vs. John Cena for the US Title at WM XX.

^ is very confusing at times

This is what I would say (based on these nominations) 1. Best Wrestler AJ Styles (best all around guy) 2. Best Tag Team Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas 3. Best Heel John Cena 4. Best Babyface Rob Van Dam 5. Best Worker AJ Styles 6. Best Flyer Rey Mysterio 7. Best Technical Wrestler American Dragon 8. Best Brawler Undertaker 9. Most Favourite Wrestler Rob Van Dam 10. Most Improved Wrestler John Cena 11. Most Overrated Wrestler Triple H 12. Best Wrestling Gimmick Kane unmasked and deranged 13. Best Wrestling Move Spanish Announce Team's Spanish Fly double backflip superplex 14. Best Match 01/19/03 Kurt Angle (WWE) v. Chris Benoit 15. Best Feud Kurt Angle v. Brock Lesnar Kurt Angle v. Chris Benoit Los Guerreros v. World's Greatest Tag Team Raven v. CM Punk 16. Worst Wrestler Nathan Jones 17. Worst Tag Team 3 Minute Warning - Rosey & Jamal 18. Worst Heel Mark Henry 19. Worst Babyface Billy Gunn 20. Worst Worker Vince McMahon 21. Least Favourite Wrestler Triple H 22. Most Deteriorated Wrestler Jeff Hardy 23. Most Underrated Wrestler Spanky 24. Worst Wrestling Gimmick Mr. America 25. Worst Wrestling Move Nathan Jones' boot 26. Worst Match 01/19/03 Triple H (world) v. Scott Steiner 27. Worst Feud Scott Steiner v. Test 28. Most Disappointing News item Death of Curt Hennig 29. Most Obnoxious Personality Triple H 30. Best Announcer Michael Cole 31. Best Colour Commentator Tazz 32. Best Interviewee Chris Jericho 33. Best Angle Rock sings, plays guitar, argues with Hurricane (thats the best one on this list anyway) 34. Best Organization ROH 35. Best TV Show WWE Smackdown 36. Best Major Show 03/30/03 WWE Wrestlemania XIX 37. Best Promotional Move WWE pushes Eddie Guerrero 38. Worst Announcer Jim Ross 39. Worst Colour Commentator Jerry Lawler 40. Worst Interviewee Al Wilson 41. Worst Angle Dawn Marie seduces, marries, screws to death Al Wilson 42. Worst Organization Wouldn't have a clue 43. Worst TV Show WWE Bottom Line 44. Worst Major Show 06/15/03 WWE Bad Blood (Worst show ever.) 45. Worst Promotional Move WWE pushes McMahons, announcers above wrestlers

"All Torn Down" - The Living End