Adam

COLE Welcome back to the OAOAST Angle Awards for Two Thousand Five. Our next two awards are group awards, and who better to announce the recipients of these awards than one of the premiere groups of their time, New Kids on the Block. JORDAN KNIGHT Thank you, thank you. JON KNIGHT You know, being a good group requires a lot of hard work and dedication. DANNY WOOD And you will encounter many hurdles along the way. DONNIE WAHLBERG That’s why you gotta tackle each coming problem – hit it! NKOTB Step by Step! NKOTB break into a song and dance, but quickly stop, when they realise that the room is full of wrestlers who really, really hate them. JOE MCINTYRE Thank you once again. Now, the nominees for Best Tag Team are: Scotty Static and Johnny Jackson, the Global Party Exchange. These two men are the most popular Tag Team in the OAOAST, and their amazing run in 2004 culminated with a victory over Black T for the OAOAST Tag Team Championship. 2 Time Tag Team Champions. Dan Black and T-Bod, Black T. They weren’t even supposed to be a regular team, but Black T had more success than any other team in this company in 2004. Made the Tag Division what it is today. 2 Time Tag Team Champions, and HI-YAH Tag Team Champions. "Sarcastic" Simon Singelton and "Narcissistic" Ned Blanchard, The New New Midnight Express. Entering the OAOAST with Jim Cornette, the New New Midnight Express are quite possibly the best new Tag Team in the federation. De-throning the Global Party Exchange last August for the OAOAST Tag Team Championship was the highlight of this teams’ year. JINGUS and The Sadist, Hells Hitmen. The biggest Tag Team in the federation, Hell’s Hitmen destroy whoever is in their path. Explosive power is the only way to describe this team. Logan "Cowabunga" Mann & Synth Esizer, The Saints. Another great debuting Tag Team, these rockers feuded with The Global Party Exchange before going after the NNMX. While no title reigns have graced their careers, its only a matter of time before they obtain gold. New Kids on the Block clap at the montage, completely missing their cue, and fucking up the entire segment. They soon realise this, and quickly get on the microphone to announce the winner. NKOTB And the Best Tag Team Award goes to… BLACK T! “Quiet:” by Smashing Pumpkins hits, as T-Bod steps up to the stage, with Dan Black not far behind. Obviously being rushed along, T-Bod pulls a few cards out of his pocket and accepts the award, before handing it over to Dan. TONY Not to sound egotistical, but this was expected. Black T has been the backbone of the tag team division since Eskimo and I joined forces in the Spring of 2003, and what a wild ride it's been. When Mystery Eskimo first approached me with the idea of forming a team I wasn't too sure. I was coming off a "feud" with Anglesault, which was a feud by name only because with the exception of two or three things I wrote the entire angle since it was basically a way just to bring the namesake back for the biggest show of the year, AngleMania. At that point in time IZ had become the red-headed bastard stepchild after the OAOAST's version of WWE's brand extension occurred. The company had seen an influx of talent so it seemed like a good idea to spoof the brand extension. Hey, it sounded good in a post. Thanks to recruitment by Zack Malibu, the most seductive member of the OAOAST, HeldDOWN immediately landed many of the big names and most promising writers. Sound familiar? It should. Because it's very much like the way SmackDOWN is currently treated by WWE: Raw, the flagship show is treated with much more respect than SmackDOWN. The difference between the two -- we pissed on our flagship show (IZ) while WWE pisses on their "B-show." The final month of IZ saw 4 main contributors -- myself, Eskimo, PRL and Popick. If I forgot somebody, forgive me. The point is, the show was very limited. So here I am, a guy best known for posting PPVs (I also came up with the names for Intense Zone and HeldDOWN, FYI), no experience writing matches whosoever, although I had written a couple as last-minute substitutions, and I'm being asked by the guy who was apart of one of the greatest tag teams in OAOAST history (Miracle Weirdness Connection) to be his mystery partner in the tournament to crown new tag team champions. I was hesitant. As I said, I largely worked the Anglesault feud by myself and had no clue what it was like to work with somebody else. I mean, if I accepted the offer we'd have to keep in contact so we can plan things accordingly and pitch ideas, and I wasn't too sure I wanted to do that. After a couple of hours, or maybe a day, I'm not sure which, I finally made my decision -- yes. And it's been the greatest decision I've made in my OAOAST career. But it wasn't easy. It was very challenging at first. Here were are, tag team champions without teams to face. Those used in the tournament were no longer factors in the tag division. If my memory is correct, only the Global Party XChange remain serious competitors. So it was quickly decided to create new teams, the first being Hell's Hitmen. Truth be told, the original idea for The Sadist was for him to be our bodyguard, but remembering the lack of tag teams, we made him the partner of the Devilman himself, JINGUS. Once we got rolling with Hell's Hitmen, teams like the New New Midnight Express, Love Doctors and Saints soon followed. Patty O'Green has since gotten involved and has done a tremendous job giving The Saints and Sk8ter Boiz extreme makeovers, not to mention his great work with Chicks Over Dicks. We even got "The Franchise" Zack Malibu involved. It's truly been an honor and pleasure to work with a great talent such as Mystery Eskimo, Patty O'Green and Zack Malibu. What the tag team division has become since Eskimo and I took over is nothing short but amazing. I've seen a number of people say the OAOAST's tag team roster is vastly superior than the real life WWE's, and it's true. The same can be said for our singles division. Our real life counterparts have title changes on a regular basis, yet the OAOAST Championship has only been held by a few number of people, making it the cornerstone of the OAOAST. Many of the top names in the wrestling business love to put down Internet fans as wannabe's or "12-year-olds" on their parents' computer. Well, with all due respect, these wannabe's bust their asses to put on the best product on the 'net. Sometimes it seems like WE have more passion for this business than those who actually run the promotions themselves. Yeah, that may sound too preachy and corny, but that's just one man's opinion. In closing, I'd like to thank everybody who voted for Black T as Tag Team of the Year, most importantly Mystery Eskimo for all the hard work he's done. It is with great honor and pride that I accept this award. Thank you. And congratulations to all the other winners. Thank you. Black T are led off of stage, and NKOTB walk off stage. ANNOUNCER (over the PA) Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome a legend in this business....RIC FLAIR!! Ric Flair's theme (which for the life of me I cannot remember the name) is played by the low-rent band hired for the event, as the sixteen-time World Champion strides onto the stage. Flair does the Flair Strut to the podium. FLAIR WOOOOOOOOOOOO! AUDIENCE "WOOOOOOOOOOO!" FLAIR Good times, good times. Ladies and gentlemen, the Nature Boy is here to present the award for STABLE OF THE YEAR! WOOOO! The nominees are: Footage rolls for each stable as they are read off. FLAIR The Underground....the Thrillogy...the Lightning WOOOO Crew....the Firm....and the Machine. WOOOOOOO! And the Angle Award goes to.... Flair opens the envelope and reads it. FLAIR WOOOOOOOOO! The audience awaits the winning group... FLAIR WOOOOOOOOO! FOLEY GET ON WITH IT!! FLAIR SHAKE MY HAND, FOLEY!! FOLEY READ THE AWARD!! FLAIR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FOLEY HAVE A NICE DAY!! Mick Foley storms the ring, and the two men begin brawling right then and there. The audience has no idea what to think, as Michael Cole sneaks past the fighting icons and onto the stage. COLE The winner of the Angle Award for Best Stable...THE THRILLOGY!! It's another awkward moment, as all three Thrillogy members stand up. No one moves...until suddenly, Hoff simply storms up to the stage and stands at the podium. Zack Malibu and Calvin Szechstein look on, unsure. HOFF Cal....come on up here. Calvin, with a thin smile, heads to the stage, slapping hands with his old partner-in-crime. Zack rolls his eyes, and Hoff looks at him with a smile. HOFF Zack... Zack sighs, and takes a step toward the stage. HOFF You stay right there. The audience laughs as Zack stops in his tracks, eyes going wide. Zack begins cursing at Hoff, but Dan Black and Tony Brannigan, his NEW stablemates, calm him down and pull him back ot his seat. Hoff seems unfazed, smiling as he steps back, allowing Calvin to take the mic. Zack then tries to STORM THE STAGE, but is soon taken off by Security and escorted out of the building, shouting 'I MADE YOU!' to Hoff! CALVIN You know, for better or for worse, the Thrillogy was one hell of a group. The audience agrees, and Hoff nods. CALVIN We had a great run, and even if you hated us, you LOVED to hate us. And we wouldn't have had it any other way. Calvin laughs and steps back, and Hoff takes center stage. HOFF Now, all things considered, I think time will look fondly on the Thrillogy. But unlike SOME, Calvin and I have moved on to INDIVIDUAL careers. *coughZackcough* Ahem. The crowd laughs. HOFF So, Cal...good luck on Sunday. Hoff and Cal shake hands. CALVIN You too...champ. The two men smile and part ways, neither taking the award with them COLE Well, folks. Now we’ve run into what is probably going to be the most awkward part of the night….Writer of the Year! Now, we know that we don’t really break so-called “kayfabe” very much, so this might be a shock for you. The camera peels over to catch a glimpse of Tha Puerto Rican and Panther happily conversating with one another. They see the camera focused on them and their eyes widen, before they suddenly split and run for different directions. COLE Right. Well, either way, we’re going to get a chance to honor the figurative man-behind-the-wrestler. If that made any sense…..which it probably didn’t. Here to present the award is someone I’ve been told to call Mean Guy Adam. I don’t understand it either. Adam -- the Australian one, not the one from Massachusetts -- steps out through the curtains to a silent “WTF?” reaction. He smiles and waves excitedly to the crowd, obviously happy to be standing in a place that makes absolutely zero sense for him to actually be seeing. Of course, the crowd doesn’t share that same happiness. Specifically, Brock Ausstin who throws a tomato at Adam from his seat. The tomato hits Adam’s leg and splatters all over his brown khakis. He simply grins it off and moves to the podium. ADAM Aye, thanks for that reception, you all. And Cole, you bloody pansy, don’t call me Mean Guy Adam. I hate when people do that! Now, I’m here to present a very special award this year: Writer of the Year. Now, I know all of you superstars sitting out there are very skilled -- and you all put your bodies on the line every night. But we’re actually going to honor the people responsible for bringing you to this very federation. So without further adu…. Suddenly, Adam’s speech is interrupted by a man running up to the stage with a Bacardi Raspberry in his hand. Could it be…? YES! It’s Hoff! Well, not Hoff the wrestler! But Hoff the actual person! COLE My god! What a turn of events! ADAM Hoff, what are you doing here? HOFF I JUTS WANTD TOO MAKE SURE U DIDNTT FORGET TO MENTTIN ME!! ADAM No, I could never do that. Were you drinking tonight, by the way? HOFF JUTS ONE BARCARDI!! IM HARDCOORE S0N!!11 ADAM Right. Well, like I was saying, this award is meant to honor twelve months of writing excellence -- and of course the same in-jokes we always love to use. OMG WTF LOL2005 TILDEBANG HA HA!! HOFF HEY ADM…..REMMBER THAT TIME WE TRIKED YU?! From somewhere at his table, Rob -- not Bobby, just Rob -- suddenly rises out of his seat and laughs quite loudly, clearly still remembering such a memory. ROB OH MAN….THT WAS AWSOME!! IT’S A SHME IMMD RUNK TOO!!~!!~ HOFF HAHAHAA! EYEAH!! LETS DOO IT AGAIN!! ADAM Hmm. Well, with that being said, let’s get to the nominees. Pheonix Fury Legdrop. Willing to drop out of a federation, despite being scheduled for the Main Event of an AngleMania PPV. Not very good at writing an emotional match, but boy, he knows a lot of moves. Controls Sly Sommers, the Tethers, and Alex Bryant. NYU. Made his debut to the OAOAST back in April. Managed to succeed in the federation, despite having to work with Damaramu at the beginning. Particularly good at writing gimmick matches, and including an emotional aspect to his matches. Not to mention the promos for his main character - Drek Stone. Hoff. One of the funniest guys you’d ever hope to meet when stepping into the OAOAST folder. Writes incredibly fun matches, and the humor in some of his segments can’t be beat. There’s a reason he’s one of the top guys in the federation today. Responsible for controlling both Hoff and Chris Stevens. Papacita. Responsible for writing one of the most storied feuds of the year between Panther and Chris Bryte. His matches are always logical, sometimes very heartfelt, and his promos are continually among the most intense in the federation. Controls Panther, Chris Bryte, Tina, Uncle Kev, and the Hand. King Cucaracha. Has truly reached creative gold with his use of Leon Rodez. Always manages to write an exciting, fast-paced match….and his segments are sometimes among the most creative in the business. Everything -- the action, the humor, the storylines -- always seem to blend together perfectly when KC writes. Controls Leon Rodez. ADAM And there we go. Now, folks, your Writer of the Year…… NYU! HOFF OMG!! WTF?! Rob -- again, not Bobby, but Rob -- gets out of his seat in a drunken stupor and stumbles up the steps to the stage. However, once he gets there….his inebriated behavior actually just disappears. Yep, just like that. Shocking. He moves up to the podium and picks up the award with a proud smile on his face. ROB Wow….honestly, I just want to personally thank everyone that voted for me to win Writer of the Year. You all have no idea just how shocked I was when Adam told me I was going to be winning this award. I mean, I was just genuinely happy that people actually thought I was good enough to be given such a title. Perhaps I’m my own harshest critic, but sometimes I feel my stuff doesn’t even compare to the writing that people like Zack, Hoff, or some others put out every week. So for people to actually boost my self esteem when it comes to my own writing, it really does mean a lot. From the day I joined the OAOAST back in April 2004, there has been a wide group of people willing to help me along the way. They really have no idea how grateful I am for that. From Hoff, basically my Partner-In-Crime in the OAOAST Folder and an awesome guy to just simply talk to, to Nice Guy Adam, who’s great for bouncing storylines off of and getting some good ideas. People like Calvin and Panther, who have been willing to selflessly put me over so I could give Drek some more credibility. I have to mention Cappa, who allowed me to take control of his character for three months and, in the process, build up a feud I thought was among the best of 2004. The same applies to CanadianChick, who showed she really did trust me when it came to controlling her character back in November and December. There’s also the people that are simply fun to talk to on AIM: Ken, Rando, and Failed Mascot among three of those names. Frigid, specifically, has earned my respect for ending my hour-long search by finding the lyrics to “Hick-A-Doo-La” in a matter of seconds. He’s been showing such enthusiasm for his writing projects so far, and I really do think he could become one of the next big things around here. Then there are the mods like Tony and Eskimo -- who are great at giving constructive feedback -- to Patty, who’s an endless goldmine for insane, crazy ideas. Now, although I’m not on friendly terms with him, I’m going to thank PFL for giving me a chance to run with the title. A chance I hope I’ve taken full advantage of. Even Damaramu has taught me a lot by showing just how important it could be to deal with someone difficult, having to compromise endlessly until both sides are pleased. Then reading the work of people like Zack and KC has helped me incredibly when it comes to improving my own stuff. Everyone here has had an effect on my writing and on my character, good or bad, so I really do thank them for whatever impact they have had. I’ve jumped around and had the experience of dealing with a bunch of different federations before. I mean, I can think of at least three other feds off the top of my head. But this has been, by far, the most fun one I’ve ever been involved with. Unlike the others I‘ve written for, the people here don’t have egos. Almost no one -- of course, with the obvious exceptions -- has a complex when it comes to their character. Everyone is here to just have fun, and help out the other guy if it is so needed. The creative freedom allowed for storylines and wrestlers too is simply great. And, in my opinion, the idea of everyone working together to put on the absolute best show, rather than competing with one another, is what gives the OAOAST its true character. Once again, I genuinely thank everyone who voted for me for Writer of the Year. Even if I’m not sure I actually deserve it, it’s great to know that there are people out there who think I do. Congratulations everyone on an amazing 2004 in the OAOAST, and here’s hoping 2005 goes just as smoothly. Thanks again. CABOOSE …..ugh. Too sweet. I think I’m going to throw up. COLE It was a nice speech, nonetheless. Caboose, I don’t even know why you’re here anymore. You presented your award already. CABOOSE I don’t know. To give my thoughts on NYU, I guess. COLE This whole situation just keeps getting odder and odder. Let’s move on. Now, a look back on the year of one Zack Malibu, the Franchise of the OAOAST. We open the montage with a shot of Zack in all his glory, winning the OAOAST Championship at AngleMania 3. “Getting Away With Murder” begins in the background, and over shots of Zack’s victories over such superstars as Sly Sommers, Crystal, Axel and GPX for the Tag Team Titles, his fellow wrestlers speak about the man. HOFF He taught me a lot about wrestling and about life in general. He’s a leader. CALVIN He really is the Franchise of this federation. If Zack wasn’t here, the place wouldn’t run. AXEL He can elevate a guy from the midcard to the Main Event with one programme. Unselfish and brilliant. CRYSTAL Unselfish, and very good at picking out the next stars. DREK The one guy I’d love working with. Should win tonight. *COMMERICAL BREAK*

Zero Hour > Oscars.

Well, at least the finals had good entrances....

Even though The Rap proved to me this week that he is nothing more than Rock-lite, I'd take Repo Man over JBL. Fuck anyone that tries to justify his title reign. I hate him. I change the channel when he comes on. That isn't a great heel, that's X-Pac. I know people who have stopped watching for good since he won the belt. I'm not Cena's biggest fan either (although I did enjoy his heel run), but he's the next big marketable figure for Vince. He's over everywhere he goes, and he's seen by the fans as the top star of the company, so why not make him the top star? How would you keep the belt with him and make him look like a good champion? Well thats easy. Do the same thing ECW did with Mike Awesome, you carry him through it. Have a feud with Eddie. Have Orton and Jericho jump to SmackDown. Then you can feed a heel Orton to Cena, and have either Jericho or a returning heel RVD take the belt from him at SummerSlam or No Mercy. Make Cena the man. Dave's great, and they are going to have to do the exact same thing with him on RAW, except in a different way. Put Cena on all the posters, all the television appearances, all the mainstream crap leading up to his movie. He has to be known as the Figurehead of the brand, even though he will be stinking it up in the ring.

Classic. And Rikishi Hoffu? ARE YOU INSANE MAN?

Anyway, feedback. - Very nice opening match. I'm really getting into Rodez/ character,and he has thus far proved that he could potentially surpass guy slike AJ and Ragdoll in the ranks of the best X Champions ever. He's doing a top job. - I've been following this NNMX-Saints feud also, and it has been a very entertaining one, especially with the Hollywood/Saints interaction. I'll be interested to see where this goes on Sunday, and if the feud continues into AngleMania. - OMG PARODYING SMACKDOWN! - I like how the Dude was played up to be 'rattled' by his match against Brock later, as he was always going to be in for a hard fight. Shows a more serious, human side of the dude. - The usual cintilating speech from PRL and Popick, and I'm enjoying this Panther-PRL feud as well. I've always been a Panther mark, so I'm hoping that he keeps on this roll for a while. - Good stuff by Hoff in the tag, as we were both busy guys this week. - Funny segment with Rodez and Josie/Jasmine. Rodez had better watch out though, because storyline continuity says that Jasmine is still with Ragdoll.... - classic stuff with Ned, Holly and J.R, ut I do not want the mental image of JR taking a shit, kplzthx. - Very interesting Love Doctors segment, followed by a good guest appearance by Double A and COMEDY~! by Jose and Jasmine. - Hmmmm, No Way Out was in Pittsburgh and Kurt Angle lost to Cena, Zero Hour's in Minnesota, so does that automatically jinx Hoff? Or DOES IT? - I like that Josie's bringing in HI-YAH talent, as she was the head of the HI-YAH Rat Pack (which was, if anyone's forgotten, the name of Ragdoll's group one year ago that included himself and TNT, Tyler Bridges and TJ Burns - Jasmine's brother).... um, huh? Josie's putting her position as GM on the line? Never saw that one coming! Should be a hell of a time Sunday. - interesting little segment with K.U.R.T and Cole. I wonder where its going... -I was waiting for the Champ to make an appearance, and I'm glad he did, as this was an awesome promo. This Drek-Hoff feud has taken a more personal turn in the last few weeks, and I love it, as its one of those matches you can't predict. - Good preiview of ZH. This is a really god buildup for Mania, and I know its going to be one hell of a show Sunday. Trust me, I'm Australian. - Ooooooooooh, Rodez versus Stevens this Sunday on PAY PER VIEW! I think Rodez' reign could be in jeopardy. - Wow. Calvin's a face? I like it, and I like the new attitude, more serious and less endorsed. Should make for a good time in the coming weeks.

We only just started getting the two shows, but if I had to estimate, I'd go with a Jerry Lynn match from early 2001 in his stint with the company. Not sure who he faced around that time, but I'm willing to bet that they were very high quality matches.

I'm proud to be the only sober one out of me, Bobby and Hoff.

I'm predicting that Hoff was drunk when he wrote that. This week on HeldDown... Will Axel confront the winner of the OAOAST Championship match this Sunday at Zero Hour? Will Axel and Crystal celebrate Axel's victory against The Mad Cappa, or will they mourn his loss? You'll certainly find out!

How about Al Snow stealing Socko and wrapping it around Head?

Wouldn't the biggest Mania match be, oh I don't know, the Main Event?

Hey all, I've written up the final ballot with the awards that had the most nominations. I've left out the 'Biggest Bastard of an Idiot' plus a couple more, because we didn't get sufficient nominations. Voting is by PM to me this week, and voting ends on the 20th. I'll notify the winners, who can choose to write speeches if they want. The Awards won't be held until after New Years, so that'll give me plenty of time to contact some guys to help me write the actual show. INDIVIDUALS AWARDS OAOAST Superstar of the Year Zack Malibu Crystal Sly Sommers Hoff Drek Stone OAOAST Rookie of the Year (started on or after December 2003) Drek Stone Hoff Gunner Sharps Chris Bryte Leon Rodez Best Gimmick Zack Malibu 'The Dark One' Axel Rick Edwards/Blurricane Phenom Crazy Vampire OAOAST Fall of Haim (anonymus - everyone votes) Current Haimers: Stephen Joseph Tony the Body CWM Some Guy AngleSault Caboose Zack Malibu We are voting 4 Past/Present members of the OAOAST into The HOF this year. Just PM me who you think should be voted in. Pay Per View Match of the Year - The Top 10. Vote for your favourite. Royal Rumble, Anglepalooza Ejaculation Chamber, Zero Hour Puerto Rican Lightning vs. The Mad Cappa, AngleMania III Zack Malibu vs. Crystal, School's Out War Games, Great Angle Bash Drek Stone vs. The Mad Cappa, Great Angle Bash Sly Sommers vs. Calvin Szechstein, License to Pin Zack Malibu vs. Crystal, Angleslam Round Robin Gauntlet Match, Dirty Deeds Elimination Chamber, Thanksgiving Star Wars HeldDown Match of the Year - The Top 5. Vote for your favourite. OAOAST Champion Crystal vs. Sly Sommers OAOAST Champion Crystal vs. Drek Stone OAOAST Italian Champion Drek Stone vs. Calvin Szechstein OAOAST 24/7 Champion Hoff vs. Chris Stevens Axel and Ragdoll vs. Zack Malibu and Calvin Szechstein Face of the Year Crystal Panther AJ Flaire The Mad Cappa Sly Sommers Heel of the Year Calvin Szechstein Hoff Drek Stone Chris Bryte Ragdoll Best Writer Phoenix Fury Legdrop (for Sly Sommers, The Tethers and Alex Bryant) NYU (for Drek Stone) Hoff (for Hoff and Chris Stevens) Papacita (for Panther, Chris Bryte and all involved in that feud) King Cucaracha (for Leon Rodez) Best Entrance Axel Drek Stone Damaramu GPX Best Finisher Leon Rodez' Because The Lady Loves Hoff's Future Shock Axel's Axel Slam Sly's Cravateface Ragdoll's Devil Doll Displays Most HomoSexual Tendencies Stephen Joseph PRL Northstar Rick Shirley SHOW AWARDS Best HeldDown HeldDown: Australia There weren't any other nominations, so lets just call this one the winner, shall we Best PPV Anglemania III The Great Angle Bash Angleslam World Without End Thanksgiving Star Wars NON-INDIVDUAL AWARDS Tag Team of the Year The Global Party Exchange Black T The New New Midnight Express Hell's Hitmen The Saints Best Stable The Thrillogy The Underground The Firm Lightning Crew The Machine Best Feud Zack Malibu vs. Crystal Sly Sommers vs. Calvin Szechstein Axel vs. Ragdoll Drek Stone vs. The Mad Cappa Panther vs. Chris Bryte Blurricane/Rick Edwards vs. Father

I wouldn't take this shit Bobby, you da man Bob! GO BOB!

*Masters does the Full Nelson* Schiavone: THERE'S HIS MOVE! West (out of breath): I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TONY! THIS GUY IS GREAT! Actually, no. Wouldnt work. The gay fireman angle would be gold though, they could blatantly steal Agnes' idea for an OAOAST character and give him the Bubba Bomb, and call it 'Fierce Pounding of the Ass'

I'm back for a half hour, and quite hung over. Vodka Jelly Shots are evil. I still havent recieved some of the speeches (including the most important one), so until I do the Awards will have to be put on hold. Sorry, but I can't control some of these things. Oh, and so glad I don't live in America after reading what just happened at your house Hoff.

Due to me starting University on Monday (Sunday night your time), so the Awards may be delayed. Also, I need the speeches of the winners I havent recieved yet, so that might delay the show anyway.

Match of the Decade.

Very true, but you have to make concessions sometimes for people who lead busy lives.

Axel vs. The Mad Cappa

For a guy who never saw XPW in action and only read about Black and is wrestling/porn career, this is really, really interesting. Keep it up.

I forked out $200 for reasonable seats at Global Warning back in 2002, but damn, that was a great show. Brock-Rock-HHH, Edge-Jericho, Angle carrying Test to one of his best matches, and The Filthy Animals vs. The UnAmericans. Memorable.

Jeez Rob, thats the second future PPV opponent of yours that has quit before your title match. Tom, now Hoff. Kiss. Of. Death. Sad times. Oh well, I voted that he was funny, so I have a clear conscience.

Hey! Here's an idea! How about all th SmackDown wresterls jump to RAW and all the RAW wrestlers go to SmackDown! That'd be awesome! IMO, three to four changes would be more than sufficient to give the brands something new. Perhaps Jericho, Orton and Hurricane for Cena, Luther (give him a big man feud with Dave) and Bob Holly or something.

Is this officially TNA's Death?

Oh I disagree, thats just fucking great, Nash, Jarrett, a Cello, and Billy Gunn... Its like the devil child of WCW, Legends of Wrestling and WrestleCrap.