Adam

Hoff's got some 'splainin to do.

and we all know that's a fun thing.

Well, this certainly is a really crap thread, so I invite you to count down again.

Don't you have something better to do than flame people on an internet message board? Is your life that dull? I enjoy being impartial most of the time, I'm not a flamer, never have been. I just don't come up with good insults. I sit back and watch people flame each other and get worked up, its entertaining some of the time. But not when guys like Subliminal Animal do it, not because its about me, but because its just not funny.

Sublminal Animal, you are one of the many reasons that I no longer post here much. As a wise individual pointed out to me, nowadays, if you don't insult someone, you aren't cool. My how the mighty have fallen, TSM in particular.

Here we go again, the cool kid making a thread about me. You know, when Kotz told me you were a god among posters, I believed him for about a week. Then you sent me that magnificent PM, and all illusions dissapeared. I used to like this place, then everyone that had a decent personality left and I'm left with 'great' second rate posters like you. Oh well, at least chave still posts at times. EDIT: Nanks, you're right, 50-odd beers from England to Australia coming back from the ashes = awesome.

Might do the same thing. Whats with the ! anyway? People already notice you.

Heh, same number of matches on both shows. Oh well, at least the Cruiser Tag match will be somewhat interesting, and I'm hoping that Eddie's fourth team member is who I think it is, and not someone like Bob Holly...

*marks out* Oh, and after reading that shit on page 3, I want the last ten minutes of my life back.

Doesn't any sane person automatically think 'CENA' when CCC was announced as Kurts fourth partner?

All of them are involved in segments.

^thank you for making a good point. All this BS about 'Pruder is a clown for shooting on Angle' is just that, BS. Angle was acting like a prick, whether it be in storyline of real life. Pruder was screwed out of the pushup comp because Angle wanted to work against a guy he knew he could beat. Kurt should have known better than to have issued a challenge to Pruder. So, a big sucked in to Kurt for taking the gamble and losing, that'll teach you to be a cocky bastard. I can see Pruder winning this comp, and I will definately be voting for him every week. He could play a Shamrock-type gimmick very well, the only difference will be that the fans have now seen that he can fight, and it won't just be 'this guy is a shoot fighter who is dnagerous", he will be a real threat from day 1. Now the fans love the guy, as illustrated by the 'UFC' chant. I'd love to see him win.

I present to you… Aussies WithOut Limits (AWOL) Name ‘The Top Dog’ Cameron S. Aussie III Age 27 Height 6’ Weight 230lbs Hometown Upper Class Sydney, NSW, Australia Alignment Heel Stable Affiliation AWOL Wrestling Style Technical wrestler that can brawl. Theme Music "Frantic" by Metallica Entrance Style The opening riff hits, and red and blue spotlights pan around the arena. They come to a halt at the top of the ramp, where Cameron makes his entrance, and adjusts his tie. He makes the referee hold the ropes open for him, and greets the crowd with a smirk. Entrance Attire Business suit Ring Attire Black suit pants, black wrestling boots Finishing Move(s) The Pay Cheque (Angle Slam), Seal the Deal (Indian Death Lock) Signature Moves Senton Bomb, Whatever You Want (Double Underhook Powerbomb) Basic Moveset Technical style mostly, trained by Punk and Bryan Danielson, so there are influences from those guys, plus Kurt Angle. Manager/valet/sidekick Usually accompanied by Jarvo Aussie. History/Background/Career Highlights This arrogant asshole runs his own major financial company in Sydney. Successful in everything he does, Cameron decided to join his brothers in this barbaric sport when he decided he had succeeded at everything else. Trained by Bryan Danielson, CM Punk and Samoa Joe in the New Japan Dojo, Cameron S. Aussie the Third knows how to wrestle. He is the leader of AWOL. ***************************************** Name ‘The Brawn’ Jarvo Aussie Age 18 Height 6’8” Weight 300lbs Hometown The Southern Suburbs, Victoria, Australia Alignment Heel Stable Affiliation AWOL Wrestling Style Brawler with a Power Moves Theme Music "Frantic” by Metallica Entrance Style The same as Cameron’s, except Jarvo doesn’t ever smile, and he rips off his shirt after he slides into the ring. Entrance Attire Ripped Flannelette Shirt, Blue Beanie. Ring Attire Navy Wifebeater (tank top) with Aussie Flag, ripped jeans, steel capped boots. Finishing Move The Yobbo (Pumphandle Michinoku Driver) Signature Moves The Western Bulldog (clothesline in corner followed by Bulldog), Whitten Slam (Sidewalk Slam) Basic Moveset Mostly Power and striking moves (i.e. Press Slams, Body Slams, Sidewalk Slams, Big Boots, Stiff Clotheslines, etc) Manager/valet/sidekick Is usually accompanied to ringside by Cameron S. Aussie III Catchphrases/Trademark gestures Flips people off at ringside, scratches his balls. History/Background/Career Highlights Jarvo had two boyhood dreams: one was to play Australian Rules Football for the Western Bulldogs, the other to become a professional wrestler. Jarvo spent his teenage years getting into trouble in the dodgy Western suburbs, but soon decided to fulfil one of his dreams, training in Melbourne, and becoming a wrestler. He has been working on the Australian Independent circuit for a year now, and was picked up by the OAOAST on their HeldDown: Australia tour, along with three of his cousins. ***************************************************** Name ‘The Looks’ Saxon Aussie Age 24 Height 5’10” Weight 195lbs Hometown Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia Alignment Cocky Heel Stable affiliation AWOL, the FBA with Kevin Jason Aussie Wrestling style Cruiserweight Theme Music "Punch in the Face” by Frenzal Rhomb Entrance Style Saxon walks out cockily, surfboard in hand, ever-present smirk on his face, just like that of his cousin Cameron. He runs his fingers through his hair and generally acts like he is above everyone else. Plays to the women in the crowd, who react by screaming like 14 year old girls. Entrance Attire Black Oakley Sunglasses; carries a Surfboard with him to ringside Ring Attire Orange and Blue Hawaiian style Boardshorts, Sneakers, gold wristbands, green elbow pads and gloves. Finishing Move(s) Barrel roll (Moonsault 450), Wipe-out (Sunset Flip Bomb) Signature Moves Surfboard Hold, The Wax (Reverse Hurricanrana into pin), Moonsault Basic Moveset High flying, lots of Hurricanranas, hit-and-run philosophy. Basically Rey and Red. Manager/valet/sidekick Accompanied by his Tag Team Partner (and brother) Kevin Jason Aussie Catchphrases/Trademark gestures None History/Background/Career Highlights Saxon is your typical surfie guy from the Gold Coast. One with the ladies because of his daring antics, Saxon loves all kinds of extreme sports, but surfing is his first passion. **************************************** Name ‘The Mouthpiece’ Kevin Jason Aussie Age 20 Height 6’1” Weight 200lbs Hometown Brisbane, Queensland, Australia Alignment Heel Stable Affiliation AWOL, The FBA with Saxon Aussie Wrestling Style All Around Theme Music "Punch in the Face” by Frenzal Rhomb Entrance Style KJ strolls out to the entrance ramp, posing with both arms in the air at the top of the ramp, microphone hooked into his tights. Entrance Attire Green and Gold Aussie vest, with Australian flag on the back Ring Attire Green tights with a Gold star on one side with seven points (like that on the Australian Flag), with ‘AUSSIE’ written downwards on the other side. Gold boots and gold gloves Finishing Move(s) The Grand Final (Reverse DDT into Reverse Suplex into Osaka Street Cutter), Set Shot (Somersault Legdrop) Signature Moves Howzat? (Dragon Suplex), Wankersnapper (Stunner) Basic Moveset All Around, KJ can work technical, cruiser, or brawl. Manager/valet/sidekick Accompanied by his half brother and tag partner Saxon. Catchphrases/Trademark Gestures "We will go to any level, climb any mountain, break any rule, because together, we are Aussies WithOut Limits – AWOL!" History/Background/Career Highlights Never tongue-tied, Kev speaks for his cousins, only because he has Cameron feeding him the words. A sportsman in every sense of the word, Kevin has starred in Aussie Rules Football, Cricket, and Lawn Bowls. A jock in school, he has looked up to Cameron ever since the family Barbeques, and has always stayed very loyal to his older cousin. He and his half-brother Saxon formed the Tag Team The FBA a few years ago, and wrestled in the same federation as their other cousin, Jarvo. Now that Cameron has joined their stable, AWOL has never looked better. TAG TEAM Name The Full Blooded Aussies (FBA) Members Kevin Jason Aussie and Saxon Aussie Theme Music "Punch in the Face” by Frenzal Rhomb Finisher(s) Grand Final (opponent in the middle of the ring, Kevin and Saxon on ropes, both springboard off, Kevin hits The Set Shot, then Saxon hits The Barrel Roll), Automatic Wickie (Spike Piledriver)

Sorry mate, already got plans for them.

You do that then, Champ.

I marked for that ending. Aaaaaaaanyway, great show guys, CONGRADULATIONS to the winner of the Main Event, really awesome job by NYU, Papacita, KC and Hoff on the marquee matches. Feedback on the Triple Threat and Gunner's 24/7 title match would be much appreciated. With Axel's injury at the hands of Ragdoll, I will be taking four weeks off due to my final exams. Axel will not be available for that time. I have a segment for this weeks HeldDown regarding AWOL and Gunner Sharps plus a short squash match, and I might have another segment the following week, but during my exams I will not be able to write. I apologise to all, but I'll be back the week after the Pay Per View. I'll still be around here, but I just won't be contributing for four weeks. Oh... PS: When I do come back, expect some very, very interesting shit to go down leading into the December Pay Per View.

Um, dude, people just don't write your matches, you're responsible. You can postpone it and have it for HeldDown, or you can re-write it and PM it to SJ late.

PPV fallout, but not much, considering exams are coming up for me.

HI-YAH WOrld Heavyweight Championship: Axel (champion) vs. Zack Malibu vs. Ragdoll Also... OAOAST 24/7 Championship: Gunner Sharps (champion) vs. Referee Christopher Canberra

You impress me sub, with your constant mentioning of my name to get a reaction... actually, no you don't.

After that load of shit that was the Election, a move to New Zealand is likely. Oh yeah, we've got a great economy, pity about the fucking health and education sectors, isn't it? When I vote for that beedy-eyed lying bastard, Satan will iceskate to work.

Don't even SUGGEST that this piece of shit can eminate the SAGA~! in any way.

Well, at least we have that out of the way early. As Zack has mentioned, DIRTY DEEDS MAIN EVENT REMATCH FOR THE HI-YAH WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus some very interesting promoage.

I'm planned until the end of the year, and that might be all... *Twilight Zone Music*

^totally agree. The worst part? WWE will do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to scold Bradshaw for the comment, staing that 'hes a bad guy' like they always do. I swear, Bradshaw could do all but physically assault someone and WWE would do nothing. He could go to Hiroshima and making a nuclear comment, nothing would be done. Fuck.