Adam

I call shotgun on judge.

Kotz AoO

I can't believe I was double corssed like this. I just can't believe it.

I can't believe you conviced me to be nice to him you kniving bastard.

Fuck man, and I thought I was an ally. Just fuck.

That's right Kotz, you've just lost us to the BWM, you've all been played for fools. The BWM is going to be the best thing to ever happen to these boards. Let our era Begin.

Well if he is on the show, and I am present, you will hear a loud voice in the middle of his match trying to start a 'Ring-Of-Hon-or' chant, or maybe a simple 'Lets go Lon-don'.

I was at the tour in 2000 as well. At that time I was about 14 and had no fucking clue who anyone except LOD and Henning was. If I was just a couple of years older, I would have stayed and payed the extra 20 or 30 bucks to get Perfect's autograph, and I would have talked to him as well.

You fucking would, he's basically you with a personality.

That was a poorly executed comeback Popick. I expected bett- oh wait, no I didnt.

Team Malibu sucks? Nice Guy Adam, son... I'm sorry, the only one sucking here is you. 75% of the posts I see from you are pure garbage, and the other 25% are garbage that come prefaced with "I'm not trying to become popular..." Let's face it, Adam, nobody really gives a fuck about you, yet every post you make you try and point out how little you care about your popularity, and then proceed to write the rest of your post in the fashion of "Okay, what's going to make team captain Kotzenjunge happy?" You're calling my boy NY Untouchable bland -- son, your entire schtick is being exactly the same as all of the cool kids in every post. I love the ending, man. NY Untouchable may post something of substance someday? If you'd dig your head out of the collective ass of TSM and look at the sunshine, you'd realize he's posted much more substance than your status-quo ass ever will. Team Malibu says fuck you. Does anyone actually know who you are? Apart from the former champion of a parody e-fed, you really haven't contributed anything meaningful to this board. You're Zack's friend, so he drafted you. I congradulate you on your (poor) attempt at flaming, and hope that you will, in fact, go back to your day job (that being, writing wrestling matches and occasionally trudging up the stairs to get your next meal). You've had it in for me for quite a while now, and I am yet to understand why. That's probably because no one can understand what the fuck you are talking about most of the time. As for my 'wanting to make Team Kotz happy', well mate, I dont now about you, but isn't this a flamewar between teams? Aren't the teams supposed to work together to win? That IS what you have just decided to do with NY Untouchable, isn't it? So if I'm guilty of that, then so is everyone else, including you. Therefore, I could certainly have grounds to say "Pot. Kettle. Black" like every other person on these boards that can't come up with anyhting productive to say, but I won't. Instead, I'll let you flame me again, and I won't give a fuck, because I'll be out living my life. And what a damn good life it is too.

Way to edit a post down to one line Tyler, great work. When Team Malibu gets cloe to the level of Team Kotz, we'll talk.

As opposed to Kotz, who used his exceptional proctology degree to draft such an incredibly bland asshole. Keep trying, Adam. Eventually, one of your teammates will comment on one of your fine Spiny Norman carbon copies. I obviously hurt you with my post about you, because your intensity has increased. Unfortunately for you, your intelligence has decreased as a result of this. I mean come on, asshole is an old and tired, immature little word. Bland, now right there you could be on the right track, but alas, you are talking to the wrong person when you call someone 'bland'. Your ignorance amazes me, as you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about, but yet you try to convince everyone that you may. I'm not looking for praise, and I'm certainly not copying any other poster. I think you are quite confused as to why everyone else is picking on you and your team mates. Well let me put it straight for you: Team Malibu sucks. Yes, I have to go back to an old flame, but there is really no other way to describe your team other than saying it sucks. Team Malibu is full of young, inexperienced posters who don't know how to flame. Its leader had a brain melt for the couple of hours that he spent deciding who to choose. So back to the drawing board NY, you may actually post something of substance some day.

You think your job is so hard, deleting, merging, warning. In reality, no one apprecaites the job you do because you really do nothing of value. You serve as the token female here, and you have ever since I joined this board. Obviously Malibu was thinking with his other head when choosing his team.

I can't argue with that. Best flame I've read, and it probably deserves to be called something higher than a simple 'flame'.

Nice Guy Luggage? That's the best you can do? Man, with the bland heel you portray on the efed, I couldn't have expected any better I suppose. I bet you were thinking of that line for quite a while before you posted it. I havent posted in this thread? Check the first page dumbass, I was here from the start. You're an add-on, a lackey to your team. You don't mean anything really. You're just another member that think sthey have a good call, but in the end they end up getting owned by everybody else. You try in vein to improve your image, but with superior beings in and around this board, its just not happening. There is no reason to continue, so you may as well just give up now while you still have some shred of credibility.

Oooooh, and Team Malibu gets one of their only hits for the day. Well done number 2 draft pick, well done. Only another few thousand points to go to be remotely close to Team Kotz.

Name: Adam Occupation: Student Age: 17 Sexual Persuasion: Straight Race: Australian (yeah, its not a race, but get fucked) Favourite Type of Porn: Straight or lesbian Favourite Pornstar: Nikki Nova Favourite Weapon: Steel Chair Favourite Play: I dont watch that shit Favourite Movie: Pulp Fiction Favourite Booze: Cascade Premium Lager Favourite Type of Condom: Wider fit Rocky Horror Picture Show (yay or nay): it was alright, I'll go yay Liberace (yay or nay): nay Wrestling (yay or nay): yay Khaki Pants (yay or nay): nay Shirt (yay or nay): yay Rush (yay or nay): nay Malibu, Kotz, Frigid, or Anglesault: Kotz And why would you make the best assistant trailer park supervisor? Because I'm the best offer you've got so far. Give me your best shit analogy: No. Fuck off.

Damn loners.

AoO, you disgust me, with your unimpressive vocabulary and sub-par insults. One wonders how you were picked so high, your posts are quite pointless, and its clear that you put a great deal of heavy thinking into whatever tired put-downs you decide are best for every occasion. A poor effort.

I want the last 15 minutes of my life back.

We got a sig? score! I'll add it soon. Oh, and we seem to be winning.

Man of 1004 Modes, don't even attempt to flame. It does no good. Rainbow dildos? Oh, thats a good one. Oh, ho ho ho, haha ho ho ho. They're glow sticks, you wanker.

You almost stop yourself from flaming Anglesault's group because its too easy, and therefore no fun.

must... not... Mark... OUT... must... try... to... hold... back...