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RVD/SABU! YES!

Tag Team Title battle royal?!

Coach's delivery sucks and he's worthless. Why the hell does he have a job?

It's be awesome if they actually did something with this HBK/DX thing and had Shawn bring out a couple new members to beat the crap out of Cena.

They'd be like a New Colossal Connection.

JR sounds like he'll be a mute by the end of the night.

Almost forgot these two are still the tag champs.

I don't know how they possibly justified trying to put Coach over Austin. Were they going to try to turn Coach into a full time wrestler or something?

Wrestlemania is always more money.

I don't blame Austin for walking either time. He basically made WWE what it is today. He didn't have any reason to job to Lesnar without any build, and certainly not to job to Johnathan Coachman of all people. Both instances were basically the WWE writers being petty and stupid.

Because invasion of a child's privacy is good parenting Your kid meeting a sexual predator is even better! "The idea of a sexual predator is just a social construct imposed by parents to force their will on their offspring. If a child wants to have a sexual relationship with an adult, they should be allowed to. Parents do not have the right to tell their children how to use their own bodies. Now, excuse me while I whack off to some more Chomsky."

Thank you.

He's right though. You racist. What do you have against poor people? No, seriously, I agree with Newt on this (I know you're all shocked).

I do not believe children have the right to privacy from their parents. A parent has the right to know what their children are up to, whether at school or online. That is my perspective from a family and moral standpoint, but it's the same from a legal one as well.

Come on...do I even have to respond to that?

Because invasion of a child's privacy is good parenting Guess what? If you're under 18 and living at home, you don't have a right to privacy from your parents. C-Bacon: The demented mind of a progressive liberal in action.

I'd laugh if Batista wins with a cheap countout victory.

I'm surprised they didn't just have Masters shave his head bald so he can have the prototypical "bald muscle man" look.

That's pretty funny. My wife told me it was snowing out around 4 AM last night. I believed her, then she said "April Fools". If that's the biggest one that happens to me today, I'll live.

Does McCain actually think he has a shot at winning the presidency by being a George W. Bush clone?

Why, do you disagree with my statement?

Fucking brilliant. Parents actually doing parenting. Who'd have thunk it. That 5 minutes of parenting a week might actually work and make a difference. What, you mean the schools aren't supposed to be the ones raising the children???

I know about the EV-1...GM basically set it up to fail from the very start.

Eh...Flair should be on the show, but I don't think anyone would be really excited for a Flair/Carlito match, or even seeing them as a tag team. It just screams "style clash" too much, and if you have them as a tag team, it's going to be so obvious that Carlito doesn't deserve to team with Flair.

I've never understood why the US has never looked at exile as a viable alternative to domestic incarceration. The US has plenty of islands where no one is living. Ship the scum off to some remote island and let them either survive, or slaughter each other. No reason we should have to pay for them to live.