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Lita made the fatal mistake of not swearing the camera guy, the guys in the production truck, J.R., the King, and the millions watching at home to secrecy as well. I'm SO telling Matt Hardy.

How many times have we heard WWE people say in interviews that the best gimmicks are when wrestlers are playing versions of themselves? Bruce Prichard strikes again.

Makes you wonder what the main event at Vengenance will be, if Edge and Benoit are having a World Heavyweight Title match, doesn't it? What's more hypocritical: -Triple H getting his Undisputed Title match put on last at WM X8, instead of Rock/Hogan, because the World title is so important? OR -HBK getting Foley kicked out of the WMXV main event because WM title matches should always be one-on-one?

Such as?

What the hell's that got to do with it? WrestleMania is viewed as WWE's biggest PPV. As such, the World Title Match at WM is usually the match with the most build up. World Title + build-up = main event. That still doesn't change the fact that HHH is a hypocrite for saying that the World title match should go last when HE'S wrestling for it, and then having himself put into the main event spot for a non-title match, no matter what the show is.

They don't count Armageddon 2000 because HHH wasn't the one who got pinned. Go figure.

When was that the idea? When Triple H was trying to justify being in the final match at Wrestlemania X8, instead of Rock/Hogan, during an interview. Rock/Hogan wasn't a blowoff to the biggest fued in the comapny and HHH back in 02 was actually built as a chalanger, unlike Kane. That's not how he justified it, though. I'm referring to the interview he did on the "Triple H, the Game" DVD. But that was WrestleMania, not a throwaway PPV like Bad Blood. What the hell's that got to do with it?

When was that the idea? When Triple H was trying to justify being in the final match at Wrestlemania X8, instead of Rock/Hogan, during an interview. Rock/Hogan wasn't a blowoff to the biggest fued in the comapny and HHH back in 02 was actually built as a chalanger, unlike Kane. That's not how he justified it, though. I'm referring to the interview he did on the "Triple H, the Game" DVD.

When was that the idea? When Triple H was trying to justify being in the final match at Wrestlemania X8, instead of Rock/Hogan, during an interview.

Benoit/Kane's on now? So much for the idea of the title belt being the most important thing on the show.

Plus, since her feud with Jericho is probably over, she needs something new to do.

Chris "Let Me Put You Over" Jericho went over Tomko just weeks after going over Christian, and after going over A-Train Monday? The hell?

Kevin Nash Syndrome.

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That saying is ignorant. You should be ashamed of yourself for repeating it.

WWE-World Heavyweight Championship Match: Chris Benoit © vs. Kane Hell In A Cell Match: Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H WWE-Intercontinental Championship Match: Randy Orton © vs. Shelton Benjamin WWE-Tag Team Championship Match: La Resistance © vs. Chris Benoit & Edge WWE-Womens Championship Match: Victoria © vs. Gail Kim vs. Lita vs. Trish Stratus Chris Jericho vs. Tyson Tomko Eugene vs. Jonathon Coachman

^From speculation.^ I won't admit that. Because it's not happening. I just hope you're right.

And when he does, we'll be there to bitch about it. As will most of the locker room.

She's actually tried some of that stuff on Raw before. Her execution of the moves didn't look as good, though.

You gotta admit the possibility of Bradshaw winning the belt exists in very real terms, though.

I overheard a bar owner say that it was costing him $1000 one night when the feed went out.

Move over, Kurt Angle. The Czech Republic is my new hero.

Knowing WWE, they'll probably move him to Raw. Yer fuckin' killin' me here.

Maybe this is a clever ploy to get more people to buy the DVD the next month? Or a clever ploy to go out of business?

Oh. My. God.