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Doubtful. If that were the case he would dislike Eddie as well. He was kidding.

BoboBrazil's thread is also the first thing I thought of when I originally read the cell phone story. We need some verification on this.

I tried to read it. You guys need to break up those paragraphs more. I'm won of those people that can't read long stuff on a monitor without losing my place 1,000,000 times.

At the risk of sounding like a cliche: What about Raven?

Roberts has said several times in the past that he thinks Jericho has had everything handed to him and he should be a bigger star than he is, except he lacks the skills to take advantage of it.

I liked the info bars a lot too. I love actually being able to see how much time has passed in the match and seeing the results from the PPV at the bottom. I just think they should put everything on one bar at the top.

Good: -Focus on X Division -AJ Styles wrestling in the main event. -6 sided ring Not so good: -Double info bars too distracting -Jarrett's promo Overall, a good show. Really good for a B-show.

HE LIVES~!

No kidding.

Sounds to me like they want to start off at square-one with the workers where they'd be the strongest (AMW together as tag champs, Styles in X-Division). With the WWE burying their cruiserweight division, focusing on the X-Division might be what TNA needs to stand-out as a product. (Although once Styles gets over with the new audience, they'll probably move him back to the World Title level, I bet.) Having Dusty talk about the NWA World Title was a good idea, although I wish they'd done something more original than have Truth get hit by a chair. I'm curious to see how all this plays on TV.

If Edge looks like a better wrestler its only because he's gotten to have programs with better workers. During his last run before the injury, he was working with the five most talented guys on the show.

Surely an experienced buggy-whip maker of your caliber can find something! It's called being lazy Sgt. Stupid. Way to not get the joke, Corporal Comedian.

Surely an experienced buggy-whip maker of your caliber can find something!

I think its supposed to be the Closing bell on Wall Street. Bradshaw's got a fever. And the only cure-- is more closing bell. That's going in the sig.

Just what the world really needs: clothes that redefine irony.

Russo > Prichard.

Bruce Prichard is the devil.

Christian should be moved to Smackdown. That show needs some good heels.

You don't want to ASK...or don't want to KNOW?

You could say the same thing about Funa--wait a minute, his character is "SMACKDOWN........NUMBA 1, ANNOUNSAH!" isn't it? And it got him over. Don't forget that.

I knew it. I fucking knew it. Goddamnit, Vince, do you have to act out your goddamn fantasies again? I think he's living out MY fantasies actually. (Especially if those rumors about him and Steph are true.)

I'm under the impression the entrance is supposed to resemble one of the routines that contestants do at female fitness competitions. The "dance" moves and the music is exactly the kind of things you see and hear at those shows. While I think its a lame entrance, I'm not opposed to seeing the woman gyrate as much as possible.

Winner, for the fifth year in a row, of the "Who Needs A New Gimmick the Most" contest: Val Venis.

The version of the story I remember Gowan telling in WWE is that he was offered the chance to meet Hulk Hogan by a "Make A Wish"-type organization and turned it down because he was convinced he wasn't going to die. He was already backpeddling from the story he told in TNA.

They'll probably give her a miscarriage so she doesn't have to stop wearing ab-exposing shirts anymore. I'd know who to blame for this, but Russo's got an aliby.