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I thought that was Optimus Prime's entrance music. Someone let Kane know that Brock won the Rumble. I know Booker got the Raw World title shot, but Brock won the Rumble.

[sarcasm] Oh no...can't see where this angle is going. [/sarcasm]

WHY the HELL is Ashton Kutcher in THAT MOVIE?

^His name is Tobey.^ Nice sell, Rob, but I doubt RVD landing on Henry feels worse than landing on a giant bag full of marshmellows.

Austin's ATV needed a Confederate flag bumper sticker. Damn rednecks.

Your lucky,in the Uk we have Raw 2. My copy of Raw2 once gave Lita the World Championship over Steve Austin in the No Way Out main event.

HAH! (I just got it. Sorry.)

Damn Republican attack ads.

Or Jacqueline Woohoo! I hope this means Molly / Victoria at the RR afterall! Optimist.

At least it wasn't Jazz.

Well, as gimmick matches go, Last Man Standing isn't a bad way to go.

Seconded only to the night that the mic cut out and he was testing it. Good point.

HHHe probably stayed up all night watching TVLand coming up with this.

Sheriff Woody > Sheriff Austin. "Their's a rattlesnake in my boots!"

"She's hurt, damn it! She's nuttier than a pet coon and a no good jezebel, but she's hurt!" -J.R.

Zing~!

Sooo hot. Want to touch the hiney. (Victoria's, not Richards' or Test's.)

Rosey lost his mask! Does this mean he'll get booed in Mexico? EDIT: Yeah, that joke sucked.

I like Hurricane and all, but this is a definite cheer-for-the-heels match.

Except at the end of Spike's video, the girl shoves him back into the comic book and he gets his ass kicked by the racecar drivers.

I think they lost a bowl game this weekend.

Triple H Complains About Married Life No longer a newlywed, Paul Michael Levesque (aka Triple H) recently revealed the things he doesn't like about being married to Stephanie McMahon. They included: -Its not as fun to say "Hey, woman, hand me the remote" when the butler's going to do it anyways. -"Legal union" means she no longer feels obligated the oversell the size of my genitalia. -Thanks to joint checking accounts, I must now share the financial burden paying for half of any additional boob jobs. -My nights of staying up all night juicing up are long gone. -The question "Does this outfit make me look fat?" got old the first 1,375 times I heard it. -My father-in-laws always bugging me about "how good" she is. -My wedding ring shaped like the World Heavyweight Title is starting to look tacky. -Her family is CONSTANTLY coming over! -This bitch can't cook! And -Damn f***ing pre-nup.

Just so everyone knows, I'm putting guns to people's heads and forcing them to read this thread. WWE Signs New Hoss The WWE's Jim Ross announced earlier today that they'd signed a new talent. No other information was supplied about the newest superstar, except a photo, and the description by Ross that the new addition was a "Real Hoss, bah gawd."

Does this warrant the "Oh TAG~!" finisher you guys are so proud of? Just wondering. EDIT: Hey look, this "unfunny" thread just reached a third page! Whaddaya know?