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Why'd he give mole his phone number?

I'm impressed. Rant actually posted a site that was funny, clever, and didnt induce vomiting.

Punks got a good enough build and height that he shouldn't be pushed with all the cruisers and get squashed. I think he'd make a great opponent for Christian if they both end up on Smackdown.

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Whats going on?

....... As in he shitted her out?

No, what did this cannibal do?

I wonder if you shouted in her pussy would you get an echo.

Were you concieved at a KISS concert or something?

Ah, evidence from the Jackson trial.

The only reason people got worked up about this is because she's a woman. If a man was in the exact same position and got tasered noone would give a shit. She deserved to get shocked. What was the police officer supposed to do? Let her finish her call? He had to show her who had authority or I doubt she would have even left the car.

Yeah thats what I guessed. Who's the one on the right supposed to be?

Yeah, I was about to say skeet

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT~!...

It's one of those Mad magazine specials. He pushes his shoulder blades together and it makes an image of the Macho Man.

I'd eat it.

God I hate student films and I'm a film student!

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Dumb kids. The bus driver should have a big stick to hit them with.

I felt sorry for him when I saw it. It made it hard to give a shit whether he posted or not.

Steal a car the exact same as the one damaged and just change the plates

You know, you should see what rights your entitled to in this situation before you have the conversation. She shouldnt have asked you if you wrote something if it's an annonymous survey and she could probably get in trouble for doing so, especially if you get in trouble for it.

Did Rant put lipstick on that dogs mouth?

I'm guessing you had to pause for a minute to fart. If you were able to do both at the same time I would be impressed.