Sideburnious

Yeah, I was hoping Eddie murphy's "old man: martin luther king" story from the movie. would be somewhere under the heading. Go to D.C for museums, thats what I did when I came over last summer.

Who'd win in a fight between Johnny 5 and Robocop?

Stupid stage 3, now I have a headache. I'm going home (and will someone post up the password to get to stage 4 )

Woah... has Roadkill lost weight or is that an older pic? I think thats a pic of what he looked like in '97

Damn, all I get for Ripper's sig is a red x. I'll see it at the weekend on my home computer.

It has to be Al. He's the one who made me want to flush a toilet

Agreed. I felt it should be a classic anyway. Nothing else has really been that entertaining for the last few months

How old was this judge? 87? Doesn't surprise me that she's tangled with people in the past. She probably thought it was those Jefferson kids that offered t cut her lawn for free before and she rang the police because they were on her property, cutting up and destroying her grass. I dunno about you, but if I was shaken up about something, and had those symptoms, I wouldn't go to the hospital about it, i'd just wait until I got over it. You know, this made me smile because she seems the type of person that would move on such a trivial thing. I'd personally laugh in her face if I lived near her and knew she brought people to court over something like that.

Yeah, I laughed a little when I read that. Of course, my old school issued out swipe cards as a clocking system (stupid, pretentious bastards).

I'm a vegitarian. and I'm pretty much sure there isn't a Taco Bell for about 3000miles from where I am. But please keep on describing it, it sounds tasty.

Yeah I thought the same thing. I'll post up a pic of myself at the weekedn when I get a chance.

Hmmmm. At least now he has a face for his problems.

I only ever saw up to the point where the kid tells the story about the fat kid getting sick on everyone. should I watch the rest?

Ok, slow down. Are they seriously bigger than Jaqualines (sp?)

I thought you were a joke poster, then I read this. Get help. The wildtaker no sells Kotzenjunge's post. WOW....just....WOW Yeah, pretty much wow. I think if TSM was a family, and we were all to take a photograph together (well, the people that regularly post on here, not those guys that just left after about 5). wildpegasus would be the uncle that we had to lock in the closet or send on the journey to "collect the cake" from the bakery while the photo was taken. But yeah, TSM kicks ass. It took me a while to actually start posting here regularly (even though I had been visiting the main site since mid 2002). It's one of the most entertaining and fun places I post at. The people are witty and you definatly get a sense of community with alot of the posters (even though I'm probably out of that community, I definatly have fun looking through the perverbial window at the others). Pretty much keep up the good stuff.

heh, I got 10 hours sleep last night because my laptop is busted so I had nothing to do. and I'd be damned if I was going to read anymore of my book or college stuff!

Sowey So has Kotz' mood improved yet?

Ok, so the other day I was at home before going to college and I was turning off my laptop because I had to go catch a bus (to go to college). I started the shut down for the laptop but I was in a hurry so before it had finished shutting down completely, I just closed the laptop, to which I felt it would just go into standby mode. When I arrived at the place I stay for college 3 hours later, I tried to boot up the laptop but it wont turn on. I pluged in the adapter and nothing happends. When the adapter is out of the back and just the battery is on. When I push the power button the three lights at the front (the power, the ram and the battery) all flicker for a second but nothing else happens. The lights also flicker from time to time when I put the adapter wire in the back, but nothing happens then when I try to push the on button. When both the battery and the adapter are plugged in, nothing happens. I'm using a Dell Inspirion 1100 (or something along those lines). Does anyone have any ideas what might be wrong and how I can get it to work again? Thanks.

I downloaded the audio for New Jack and Sabu's shoots last week. Both were good but different in terms of honesty. New Jack just let rip and pretty much abused everyone (the whole 5 mins of Paul Heyman was brilliant. And the Jasmine stuff). I felt Sabu was very quiet on matters and didn't say a bad thing about anyone. Maybe he doesn't have a problem with anyone but I felt he was holding things back, probably so he could have a job if he recovers. New Jack just didnt give a shit.

Ex FatGirl Workout This should cheer you up. Made me laugh histerically

Wheres Failed Mascot? SPEECH~! SPEECH~!

Ok how fat is that woman? how did she have an attack because someone rang her door. She probably saw the cookies and got overly excited. See this is the growing problem with america. Everyone is trying to sue everyone, even when nice things are done for them. Shit, i'd love my neighbours to leave cookies on my door.

Oh, I have a question. How did Rick Rude die and at what point in '97/where did he die? Thanks

We should write into Unsolved Mysteries pretending we have concern.

No. Heh-Hah