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  1. Sideburnious

    WWE News: RVD, Vince, Holly, Angle, and

    I hope RVD leaves. His matches have become so generic since being in the WWE. He could easily steer viewers to TNA.
  2. I'd say its just Vince showing his power or watching his back. Who knows, maybe he will become big...on the other hand he's just fucking with him as he can go "your having a shitty time here?well if you want to leave we'll let you go.....only if you sign this thing that says you cant work in the US for a year though."
  3. Well WWE have had the ability as of late to make things on the Raw side work e.g Eugene. Who knows, maybe they'll be able to make Orton look like a credible threat for the World Title. Seeing as HHH has to go film another movie now i'd say the best thing to do is to have a confrontation between the two where Orton turns his back on him and beats the living shit out of HHH "hospitalising" him. HHH goes off to make his movie, Orton gets heat and lets just say Orton does win the belt he has a ready made fued where HHH can come to challenge the cocky, arrogant, traitor Orton. It could work..
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    Mordecai Vs ?

    Yeah I remember reading that months back when it was orginially posted, that would have made one awsome program.
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    Chris Jericho Injury

    I just hope this doesnt sideline Jericho. This could be his first chance since his title run to be a top contender and to get injured now, the first time since being in the company since he started (well to my recollection) would just be ironic
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    Kane impregnates Lita...

    Or a place where Stephanie Mcmahon singing "Wind beneath our Ring" is constantly played in the background and you have to see The whole Al Wilson storyline with all its terrible acting over and over again. That would make anyone into a hell demon
  7. Id say he wouldnt want to work for any american promotions for a while anyway, after the mockery the WWE made him. ?Hopefully we'll see him again in some shape or form for someone like RoH
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    Mordecai Vs ?

    What the hell trunk does Bearer fit into? It must have been one of those clown cars that can fit 17 people...or in this case Paul Bearer I think they'll give him Akio or both of Tajiri's former bodyguards or the F.B.I seeing as he's that damn Holy~! and the fact that they feel beating up two people makes you look stronger....seeing as that works every week when those two teams are jobbed out regularly
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    Kane impregnates Lita...

    This guy's a keeper! The Kaneidygooker, that's comedy. He'd have to dance around with Mean Gene as a Kane-ified "Turkey in the Straw" plays. When JR and King hype up how all the fans loved the Kanedidygooker and how he'll become the mascot of SummerSlam, HHH is so impressed that Evolution grows to five members. Thats the spirit, we'll be in Titan towers by the end of next week .
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    Kane impregnates Lita...

    I think they should have a huge swerve which also includes bringing back more of the Guerrero family..... Kane wasnt actually asking Lita for sex, he was asking Lita to aquire for him the location of the gobbldy gooker so he could plant his seed in him leading to an egg being at WWE events until it finally hatches at SummerSlam with red and black feathers doing the gookers dance... Yeh i know its far fetched, but i think the crazier things get, the more people will watch
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    WWE Considering Bringing Back X-Pac?

    I wouldnt mind if he came back....as long as he got rid of that X-Pac gimmick. The gimmick is so dead and buried that its painfull to notice his exsistence. Your all forgetting that Chyna won't let him wrestle anyway and will probably beat him up if he trys....or maybe Chyna wants back in so was using Sean to talk to Trips to get the to of them a job again
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    Kane impregnates Lita...

    I'd say when Kane climaxes the four bedposts shoot out gigantic flames as the lights of the room go an eerie red
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    Bad Smackdown Ratings

    Yeah they really need more main event talent and Booker would have been that man. Hopefully he still will.
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    How'd THAT sign get past security?

    Nah the way things are going I wouldn't be surprised if they soon had a Nazi character on the Smackdown Roster. Then whdn the PTC go medieval on their asses they'll just stick him with Rico to try and "humour" the whole fiasco
  15. Yeah I think he could make a very good manager in the WWE. When he first went into TNA and had that angle/fued with Jerry Lynn he was very good as a manager for the wrestlers he brought in to fight Lynn. I think a similar angle could happen now. Have him denouncing Guerrero's title reign (which would get him on MR. Angles good side and give him a bit of support) and then he could bring in other wrestlers to try and take Guerrero down. It could be Eddie vs. the World Either that or now that Chavo Classic and Chavo Jr. are probably having a little mini-fued you could insert Konnan into the mix as Devil's advocate for Chavo Jr. He could get alot of heat for turning on his dad. He could then use Chavo agains his old Filthy Animals members in revenge and then Konnan could prepare him for setting his sights back on his Uncle Eddie. Its all too easy
  16. Id say lets see how this extreme gimmicks crap plays out. If it bombs, it bombs. But if not im open to see how it goes. When I see those gimmicks on Smackdown the first thing I think is "At least there not as vanilla and generic like they were getting" e.g Jindrak and Cade. The second thing I think is how nostalgic it is that these over the top gimmicks are on Tv again. Sure I know they are a big stretch on the imagination but im intruiged whats gonna happen. Maybe McMahon is hoping that Cornette's 7 year rule will come into play here and fans will come back to the product in nostalgia for how over the top professional wrestling can be. I mean, some of the most memorable characters of our youths were over the top, larger than life characters.
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    "It Appears That Nowinski's Career Is Over"

    I always thought Nowinski was the best thing to come out of Tough Enough. Its a shame if his career is actually over as you could tell he actually had a passion for the business. I hope the WWE do keep him around though. I wonder if the mention that it might have been sustained when he played football was the WWE trying to watch their backs and be guilt free and not have to pay out compensation to him
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    How'd THAT sign get past security?

    Wow how did that sign get past security? They must have been keeping a look out for all the "Push Steven Richards" signs
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    Norman Smiley getting WWE dark match, apparently

    I think Rico and Smiley could work well together. I mean if they just throw him on the roster he'll just sink to the bottom like so many before
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    A Personal Message from Vince Russo:

    Id say it wont have too much of an impact on his career, id say he'll come back and help. Im happy for him. He's had so much people hate him for years its nice that he now has something to look up to and be happy about
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    Bradshaw

    Yeah his match yesturday was decent enough. He did put in effort against Eddie. I think he really did try to prove his critics wrong
  22. I'd say they will bring back Papa Shango and try to rekindle the magic that was between Booker T and Goldust. It could work. Booker being all serious and trying to get the job done with Shango throwing shit around and acting like a lunatic.
  23. Are you forgetting what she did to Angle's career by pissing off the big show It could be papa shango's grave. Maybe the unmarked grave was his carrer, dead in the ground
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    Konnan Backstage At The PPV Last Night

    They didnt pick up Rey Mysterio right after the buyout and look how he's done. I think Konnan could be a good announcer/manager. He has good mic skills and can get the crowd behind him. I could see him in the position where he managed a young unover talent and got involved in tag matches from time to time. A bit like what Piper - O'Haire connection had.
  25. Lol survivor series isn't soon. Yeah I was surprised by the ending to the match last night. I mean they already have Undertaker as a "special occasion" when he wrestles so its not as if he needs to keep heat on a week to week basis like Booker T. Maybe this isnt the end of the fued.
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