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    Songs for the End of the world

    That song on the episode of the simpsons, with the meteor coming and they sing "Ce sera sera" (sp). Something gives me the feeling i'll be singing that when the end of the world begins.
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    All Cat Members to Hardcore Discussion!

    A G-G-G-G-GHOST!!!!! *Runs away screaming*
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    Proposed Main Page Relaunch

    I'd gladly do movies/tv/current events if im needed.
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    Why am I a key?

    BURNNNNNN > SMEK
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    All Cat Members to Hardcore Discussion!

    Carnival's right. Who the fuck is BigPoppaKev?
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    Dixie Carter is

    She reminds me slightly of the wife from Home Improvement.
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    All Cat Members to Hardcore Discussion!

    Duke was good. And i'm sure he'll has puppies somewhere that will continue on his legacy...
  8. Chave's name got SMEK'D
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    Tammy Sytch Butt Pics!

    She reminds you of your mother? I like a little bit of meat on the bones, just a little, I like women that have curves as opposed to sticks with no boobs or no ass and Tammy has curves up the wazoo. Of course, I don't want them to be totally fat or obese, but I don't want them to be too skinny either. Now Tammy, she's just right. I don't think she's as fat as people sometimes make her out to be, she's probably no more than 165 pounds which isn't too bad I think, but yeah, she's a little out of shape. She's still got great legs though, and of course, an incredible ass. Yum. Also, would it be surprising if I said my favorite WWE female was Stephanie McMahon? Stephanie's hot, i'll give you that. And dont get me wrong, i like a bit of meat on my bones too. But shes just fat at this stage.
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    Shelton Benjamin

    RVD And i still feel they could have used Mike Awesome alot better than they did.
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    I work with a pedophile

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    Box Office Report...

    I read the number one as "N-King Kong-Uni." and for about two seconds was shocked that a foreign film that was probably subtitled made it to number one.
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    Tammy Sytch Butt Pics!

    I think she's actually put on weight again since Hardcore homecoming (unless these pics are before then).
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    Tammy Sytch Butt Pics!

    She reminds you of your mother?
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    Tammy Sytch Butt Pics!

    ... (sorry KOAB, it was needed)
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    Locker Boxing...

    I've seen worse on college humour though. I think its just more amusing because he posts here.
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    Warning

    Keep us posted, but i'd say everything they are doing is legal, or at least they'll say it is. They would have checked out all these loopholes before they started up the company.
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    Man cries at a Wrestling Convention

    Camereon Chaos turned his argument from "Its gay to get over emotional over it because its not real" to "it's not real and your dumb for thinking it's real". Well, thats how I saw his argument originally anyway. And as for FromBeyondTheGrave, who's supposedly training at OVW as we speak should take a look at himself, and maybe even voice his "it's a performance like ballet...only gayer." speech to some of the other wrestlers he works with. I'm sure they'll love you for it. Seeing as I've been in the ring myself before (though been too busy in the last few months), that even taking chops and european uppercuts hurt. shit, even taking a bump can hurt. Sure its not considered a real sport, but their is more contact and injuries for a 5minute match compared to soccer, baseball, basketball etc and several other "real sports". But shit, we know that ballet is a lot more damaging, seeing as it's defined as manlier than wrestling in FBTG's eyes.
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    Matt Cappotelli has a brain tumor

    Wow, that was some kick. I wonder what his punches give you? Cancer?
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    Man cries at a Wrestling Convention

    Wait...Are we talking about boxing or wrestling?
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    Nah probably not. I saw him post the other day somewhere. I dont know why he hasn't been regularly posting though. Maybe someone scared him off with his "Negrodisplacement syndrome" :Stares at Carnival:
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    you didn't get over him, he left
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    Man cries at a Wrestling Convention

    What's realistic about a vertical suplex? What's realistic about someone lying perfectly still while another person climbs the turnbuckles so they can jump on them? What's realistic about getting armbars and then not actually breaking the arm or shoulder? What's realistic about running to and bouncing off the ropes? Stuntmen get injured on the job all the time when they are meant to be protecting each other but no one cries over them. You should look into "suspension of disbelief." You should also let me hit you in the head with a chair so you can tell me it's fake. Also: you're an idiot. So it is somehow realistic in your opinion however I am meant to use suspension of disbelief, which by definition means disregarding all internal logic and simply accepting what is presented to you regardless of how unlikely or unbelievable it is. Yet I'm the idiot. "Ugh fuck this movie, im supposed to believe that Bruce Willis can play a detective called John McClaine, and that terrorists will take over a plaza building. And that one cop can do all this? Fuck this, worst movie ever!" - Cameron Chaos watching Die hard
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    A Cereal Mascot Battle Royale

    Spock would logically consider the fight a waste of time and go home
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    Oh everyone knows its not a crush. It seems more like a phase
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