Toshiaki Koala

Good.

0 out of 0.

This is from the same guy who wrote and directed Cabin Fever? Not a good sign. Not a good sign at all.

Is there a version of this trailer that I can download straight to my hard drive? My internet connection is all kinds of slow.

I don't think the opinions of people who hate "any jazz" should count for much, seeing as they're usually the same type of people you'd find lighting up a cross or attending Bob Jones university. I've liked a Sum 41 song, but you never read this sentence.

Not mine, I hope. The match had to be short so Skull would have enough wind to put me out of action with the beatdown.

Nah, better credit that to Naked Gun 33 1/3. That way you'll be quoting a comedy that doesn't suck.

Shamrock coming back would be great. The thought of him legit stiffing the crap out of Cena... beautiful.

Barron's off the hook for his "Hilary's breasts reached their peak at 16" comment that I said was like the creepiest thing I've read on the board in a long time <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The worst part is that he stole, and thus tainted, a great line from Being There for the title. (Although the phrase may have existed before the movie came out. But if not, fuck him.)

The exact same thing happened to me last November, except I live in New Jersey and had never even dreamed of going to an indy show, and the featured attraction was Lyger. It made me like wrestling again.

Here's the problem: unless they lowered ticket prices by a good amount, I doubt there'd a lot of people coming to watch Heat live without the promise of seeing main event stars. Though cheaper tickets could be a solution. *JBL does a clothesline* "DANGEROOOOOOOOOOOOUS!"

But... Goldberg and Steiner! In the year 2000! How... how can it be good?!?

The contest ends a month and a half before I turn eighteen, and I'm all kinds of pissed. Then again, I could always just lie about my age and hope I don't get my ass sued. It worked for Traci Lords!

Hansen vs. Akiyama in 1994? Damn, does it go over thirty seconds?

I don't think a Ghost Machine promo should inspire such fierce debate. I mean, it's a Ghost Machine promo.

All of my best matches were ones that lost, but I feel like I must pimp this promo, which the overall the best piece of writing I've ever done here. Even though I forgot to add the part where the pilgrims boo Pretzler.

My comment about the non-tastelessness was actually poorly-executed sarcasm. However, after reading the joke competition that is the CE hurricane thread, this promo seems quite tactful.

Well, can you go piece a shit.

Yeah, this isn't tasteless AT ALL. Way to go!

Me too. From Wikipedia: So, which is better - this, or Scientologists claiming that the attacks were carried out by people brainwashed by psychiatrists? I leave that up to you, the reader.

Yeah, Goldberg vs. Steiner was better than Rey vs. Eddie, Joe vs. Aries and Scotty vs. Malenko. Suuuuuuuuuuure it was.

Was he pimping thirteen-year-old girls again?

Don't worry, I'll write a promo. Honest.

He's going to be a Velocity-exclusive gardener/pervert called the Marquis de Sod, whose sole move before being pinned is to climb on top of his opponent and dry hump him in a Viscera-like fashion. It will be called the Weed Whacker. Either that or gay mobster Tony Knuckles. Or John Cena's rapping buddy, MC Crunk! Anything can happen in the WWE.

The Lesnar reference gave me a sudden vision of Punk using the move against HHH at Wrestlemania and dropping him directly on his head. Not a bad idea.