Toshiaki Koala

From the ROH board: Morristown? I assume that must be a typo or something, because... That's where I live!

That reminds me of something awesome I read a while ago at the DVDVR board... Posted by 'BankHoldup':

To add to my Spider-Man post... They should make it a Triple Threat with Rh(i/y)no.

Until about half an hour ago, CNN was reporting that he was dead. Now they're not. It can't be much longer, though.

Depends on which news source you follow. Fox says he's still alive, CNN is reporting that he's dead.

If this is true, and he passes away, it will be very sad. He deserves to die slowly and in great pain.

Seems kind of unfair that Perdue "= GONE" while Mitch Hedberg, a drug addict, "has died." The man made good chicken!

I myself have always been interested in seeing the Sandman vs. Rey Mysterio in a battle of the Spider-Man villains. And then Arachnaman could do a run-in and beat both of them up. $$$!

In the past, I have discovered several Chicken McNuggets in my Happy Meals. Yecch.

The real question is, Will the management be handing out Sharpie markers? If not, there's simply no way this can compete with the Douglas show.

Q: What do Owen Hart and the Twin Towers have in common? A: They both made their WWF debut in 1988. Yes, this was posted in the joke forum here several years ago. Sue me.

World Championship Toxxic © vs. Todd Cortez Should be close, but I gotta be a team player and go with the champ. Cruiserweight Title “The Critic” Scott Pretzler © vs. Wildchild Ha! As if you expected me to predict this. The only person I know will lose is the fan who gets his neck broken after WC does a flip bump into the front row. Lawsuitamania is running wild! World Title Contendership – Pure Rules “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. “The Franchise” Mak Francis Special Referee: Tom Flesher Is Flesher going to be a permanent ref now? If so, what will happen to our beloved Sexton Hardcastle?! Cruiserweight Match Ejiro Fasaki vs. “The Dean of Professional Wrestling” Jay Hawke Hawke is good. Very good. But Ejiro is a returning veteran, so I expect he'll be on a roll for a while. Singles Match Arch Griffon vs. Li’l Buck This will be... fun. And I'm yet to see someone loss his/her debut match. You Jerk That Curtain! Manson vs. JJ Johnson Johnson's awesomeness took me by surprise. But Manson has MANSONOSITY. Too close to call... but I'll go with Triple J.

Wow, Tom, how can you still be alive? Anyway, it's good to see that Todd's career has recovered after my Dustification of him a few weeks ago. And I'm finally going to defend my belt! Who woulda thunk it?

How will they handle the torture scenes? Because 24 without torture would be something else entirely.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black.

HHH vs. Rock must have been in the works for 'Mania 2000 before Vince took a brainshit and decided to book the ridiculous Fatal Four-Way with Hunter going over.

Admiral.

Good thread title, though.

I thought this thread would be about whether or not I would fuck the Fanta girls. I would kill them, but first I would fuck them. Then I would kill them. And fuck them again.

Here they are at last! Feel free to use them as avatars, draw penises on them in Paint, or just sit in your chair and stare vacantly at them for hours upon end. The possibilities are endless. Introducing first, the SWF Heavyweight Champion... Toxxic! And his arch-nemesis (or one of them), Landon Maddix! Next, the beloved tag-team duo of Wild and Dangerous! (Wild) (Dangerous) And of course, me. (I know he's in my avatar, but I fixed the skin color so he looks less a tanning-booth experiment gone horribly wrong.) More to come!

By the end of the week, Series 2 will be ready. I assure you of that. (Not that it takes a long time to make them, but I'm going on a minor vacation tomorrow and Wednesday.)

HHH vs. Batista SHOULD HAPPEN: I really don't care, as long as HHH loses. Hopefully it won't be too long, with some botched Flair interference leading to both him and Hunter getting Batista Bombed (hey, that's what JR calls it!) WILL HAPPEN: Batista will win. HHH won't get too much offense in, but will come very close to winning in an overbooked finish with interference-a-plenty. Not much different from what I want to happen, really, except more overbooked. Cena vs. JBL SHOULD HAPPEN: Cabinet is barred from ringside pre-match. A violent brawl, with lots of blood and fighting on the outside. Near the end, JBL goes for the Clothesline From Hell, only to have Cena duck... but JBL turns around and hits him with another one! Two count. They brawl some more, Cena hits the F-U, goes for the godawful five-knuckle shuffle, JBL suddenly gets up - BAM! Clothesline From Hell, JBL retains. WILL HAPPEN: A formulaic match with interference from the Cabinet backfiring and leading to a boring Cena victory. He gets a thunderous pop. Angle vs. Michaels SHOULD HAPPEN: A long and bloody match (I love me some blood, yes I do) with many spots referencing past matches and both men giving it everything. Treat it as both guys' last match. HBK should win after a long finishing sequence, showing Hokuto-like spirit and dedication. He celebrates with Marty post-match. WILL HAPPEN: Something similar, only less epic and more sports-entertainment-y. In other words, a conventional WWE main event-style match overhyped as the greatest thing ever, which is still very good for what it is. HBK goes over, but the significance of the match is overlooked and he continues to be involved in feuds with HHH until the Apocalypse. Undertaker vs. Randy Orton SHOULD HAPPEN: Orton low-blows Taker or uses some dirty tactics, goes for the RKO, Taker shoves him into the ropes, big boot, Tombstone, goodbye Randy. WILL HAPPEN: Undertaker will still win. The match will still be bad. The other stuff: Eddy will beat Rey in a match that stictly adheres to the WWE style. Trish vs. Christy will suck. Edge will win the ladder match. Hopefully Shelton's 450 will make an appearance. Big Show vs. Akebono will happen. Austin will do stunners.

Come to think of it, his face in that picture does bear a striking resemblance to that of Oprah Winfrey...

dcnpenguinman (My initials followed by my favorite animal followed by what I will be when I turn eighteen.)

The OAOAST sounds a lot like Hustle to me. Which isn't a bad thing. Oh, no. In fact, it's a very good thing. We should be more like Hustle.