Chazz

Funny shit. You really should do a book about all your stories at The Quickie Mart.

Seconded.

Is there something wrong with Max that he's eating a special ordered cat food, or is he just allergic to regular cat food?

Assuming The Writers even remember those 2 are linked in a storyline together. I wouldn't be surprised if that pairing is never mentioned again.

From what I saw of Minnesota in that pre-season game against The Steelers on Saturday, I'd be surprised if they win 5-6 games this year. Then again that might be good enough for second place this year in The Shitastic NFC North, as you've already pointed out.

I saw on the local news that Lynn Swan's political ads will start airing round here on monday. Brace yourself.

Funny stuff. I'm gussing the boss's husband never got reprimanded for breaking one of the rules?

I said that to myself when I first saw him.

I wonder If Raw will be shown at a later time or if they will just take a breather for 2 weeks?

The end of "Deep Impact" after The Astronauts decide to slam into the giant asteriod so that the rest of the earth can survive. The part where they are all saying goodbye to their families still gets to me.

Re: The old people's excuse of the gas petal getting stuck: When you factor in how slow most of them drive, maybe they are telling the truth.

I've never understood all the hate for Steinbrenner simply because he spend the cash that is needed in order to make his ballclub the best year in and year out.(Other than jelousy, of course.) I wish we had an owner with the deep pockets and dedication to winning like Big Stein has here in Pittsburgh.

The Pirates haven't had a winning season since 1992. (Even worse)

Married...With Children's final year was terrible,IMO.

The Tupak skit was really funny. Everything else was eh.

Try The Wrestling Section.

Freddy Sanchez may not have been on The All-Star Ballot, but he was No.1 in write in votes and deservedly so. Of all the things McClatchy/Dave Littlefield and Co. have done wrong the past several years, (and we both know there have been a ton), getting Sanchez from The Red Sox for basically nothing was a great move. Whether he or Bay or Castillio or Paulino will be here or in New York or Boston several years from now is another matter alltogether.

When that asshole gave you the "we pay your wages line", did you go off on him or were you able to remain professional?

I believe so.

Since my "flipping out on a rude customer at work" thread got a lot of feedback, (not to mention I actually witnessed 2 people going off on each other after they wrecked into each other the other day after going home from work), I was just wondering how many of you either flipped out or been flipped out on after getting into a traffic accident with another car? I figure some of you may have some good stories out there re: this subject. If so, let's hear 'em!

Remember last summer when The Cardinals accused our Pirates of stealing signs? I think we can safetly assume they were wrong there.

I would love to see Cuban even as a part owner of The Pirates, especially considering how horrible The Mavericks were before he took over. He couldn't do any worse that what McClatchy has done, (Or hasn't done) over the last 10 years.

What was Steve's explanation for killing the mother, but letting the babies go?

Wow, that is very sad. And I thought some Bengals fans were pathetic because they continued to blame Palmer's injury as a reason they didn't advance in the playoffs and not because they, you know, imploded. But you brought it to a whole new level. That kind of jelousy is scary.

I made ONE off-handed remark in one of your retarted General Chat pussy questions and you called me a troll. It's like WHO THE FUCK CARES, your threads aren't the greasrest thing on Earth, ballsuckfucker. Yeah, you're right. Your little threads/posts are so much better, attention seeking whore. Yes, your right. They are better. I'm not an attention seeker, because you sent the first PM dickhead, making a big deal out of everything. The only big deal is my dickballs straight up your dirty motherfucking asscrack. I made a big deal out of it? Since then you went to the time and trouble strarting an entire thread based on the afoementioned pm begging me to respond rather then just sending a pm back. Like I said, attention seeking whore. I'm done with your sorry ass.