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Let's see.... 1. Tom Grummett (Superboy, Power Company, Robin) 2. Barry Windsor-Smith (Conan, Rune) 3. John Buscema (Conan, Silver Surfer, every other Marvel title circa 1970) 4. Al Williamson (Flash Gordon, half of the EC library) 5. John Cassaday (Capt. America, Planetary, Desperadoes) 6. Milo Manara (Click, Butterscoth, Sandman: Endless Nights) 7. Moebius (Silver Surfer LS, Airtight Garage) 8. Steve Epting (El Cazador, Crux, Avengers) 9. Jay Anacleto (Aria, Marvels II) 10. Mike Wieringo (Flash, Tellos, Fantastic Four) Is that enough?

For any continuity freaks out there, I just wanted to let everyone know I'm using Sexton Hardcastle at my match in Gund. He'll have to use the official S. J. L. matter transporter if he wants to make his way to any other matches.

You will be missed, my good man. Never forget, we kicked Spike's ass together! Mr. Solomon

Did Ultimo piss off WWE creative? I'm thinking he was too flippy or something.

Hey, I'm not a big baseball fan, but Solomon is an arsenal... Position: 3B First Name: Scott Last Name: Solomon Nickname: Arsenal Number : 42 Origin : USA Birthday: 7/28 Height: 6'2" Weight : 200 Bats: R Throws: R Loyalty Minimal, doesn't care Needs Winner YES, needs a winning team Leader ability Great Leader Clutch Performance: Normal Consistency: Good

eerie... Crash just randomly got put together... craziness. (I still think you need to steal the Styles Clash for your finisher... you could call it the D-Struction or something... it'd be great!)

The card shouldn't suck too bad. Hell, we got rid of Mr. America, so the show has to improve minutely. Now if we could just find a way to get Vince off TV, than the show will be that much better...

NEWBIE OPENER “Shining Black” Tokyo X vs. Michael D. Lockwood -Lockwood, cuz Crash got fired and now works for the S. J. L... make sure you keep the Styles Clash, er..., "Crash Landing" HARDCORE STYLEZ Dominic Korgath vs Doug Sienkenwicz vs Danny Conklin -Korgath! He doesn't need hardcore moves, he's just that damn coo. TV TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Todd Royal vs. Jimmy “The Demon” Liston -"The Demon" just cuz I want to see him go against Tybalt in a match where he can show... TV TITLE MATCH Craig McClennan vs. Shawn Tybalt -the thumb biter's got this one, methinks HONEY, I BOOKED A TAG MATCH Bloodshed & “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. Leo Breslin & Tim Dillon -I got to vote for no show, but if they do, Breslin & Dillon EUROPEAN TITLE CONTENDERSHIP/WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Viktor Tarakanov vs Scott Solomon -me or him, one of the two. MAIN EVENT - WRATHAPALOOZA CONTENDERSHIP With Guest Referee “Grappler” Charlie Matthews Aecas vs “The Sinner” John Duran -I got to vote for Charlie's match... isn't he COMPLETELY unbeatable? When's the next SWF move up again?

Yeah and then crash can do the crash landing, and they immediately will fire him for stealing A.J.'s finisher. On the bright side, if A.J. ever comes to WWE he can keep his finisher...

Your winnah by a margin of sixteen votes to three, none other than that irascible NWA Champion himself... A. J. Styles Thanks to everybody who voted in this poll, and maybe we're do it again soon....

I call opening promo PLEASE.... Solomon's on fire...

ROOKIE MATCH #1 Doug Seinkenwicz vs. Danny Conklin -The Sein, cuz he still reminds me of Bill. ROOKIE MATCH #2 Bloodshed vs. Todd Royal -Bloodshed because he reminds me of Bloodstrike and all other good things about bad Image comics. SJL TELEVISION TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP Craig McLennan vs. Dominic Korgath Korgath, just because I like Warcraft and the plains of Azeroth. NO STRINGS ATTACHED MATCH #1 Aecas vs. "The Extreme Solution" Johnathon Clarke Clarke, cuz he helped me beat Spike. NO STRINGS ATTACHED MATCH #2 Scott Solomon vs. Manson ...uh.... me... I guess. I've never wrestled Manson before... SJL EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP "Canadian Thunder" Chris Trepanier © vs. Leo Breslin vs. Tim Dillon -dag blasted Trepanier.... lets guess Breslin, cuz he can pull a great match out of the blue, and I just don't want that no good title stealer to win... MAIN EVENT WRATHAPALOOZA SJL WORLD TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Sinner" John Duran vs. Jimmy "The Demon" Liston vs. Shawn Tybalt -SHAWN TYBALT! He so rules!

Poll closed...

Here it is folks, the Finals! A. J. Styles vs. Low-Ki Vote today!

Amen! Destroy Gund!

WTF? Solomon with a shooting star press from the top of the cage? I'm an arsenal, I may even be innovative, but I'm not a fucking idiot...

NEW GUYS SINGLES MATCH Doug Sienkenwicz vs Craig McLennan --Sienkenwicz, only because he shares a last name with the amazing artist named Bill, of Elektra: Assassin and New Mutants fame. That guy can draw. TRIPLE THREAT Syndicate vs Shawn Tybalt vs Dominic Korgath Mr. Tybalt, the television champion, I presume. FORTUNE REVERSAL TORNADO TAG TEAM MATCH Leo Breslin and Tim Dillon vs Cassius Atkinson and Dan "The Phoenix" Caldwell -Probably Breslin and Dillon, as neither Cassius or Phoenix have won yet. Hopefully, they'll show and pull one out though cause I like both their characters. EUROPEAN TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH LION'S DEN MATCH Scott Solomon vs "Canadian Thunder" Chris Trepanier I'm in it, so I won't jinx myself, but I would like to thank all my fans for their support. Thank you. Thank you. SINGLES MATCH "The Sinner" John Duran vs English Dragon -English Dragon if he shows. Spiffy guy. FINISHER MATCH Manson vs Aecas Um.... if they both show, I'll say Aecas. MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE MATCH CLASSIC WRESTLING EXHIBITION MATCH Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins -I'm guessing Grappler. I'm also hoping for Grappler, cause otherwise I will never, ever, win the European title... He's just too dang good at this.

Yup. Still feeling lazy. Maybe if I can actually win the freaking European title I'll write one... Anyway, drunken Irish fighters are always cool. Good luck with this one.

This guy reminds me of the alternate Booker T entrance from Smackdown 4, where, when the pyro goes off, Booker gets caught in the explosion and is shot in to the air all the way to the ring. Crazy freaking psycho. Maybe this guy can actually write a GOOD inferno match...

Dang.... maybe I should get off my lazy ass and right a promo, and stop being all dark and mysterious. Anyhoo, spiffy. Nice little Christopher Daniels vibe there, which is always cool.

Question about my match here: I'm guessing from the way it's written that the octogon is surrounded by a steel cage? And the weapons are inside that cage.

I'm actually hoping for Vampiro if ??? is an outsider. Better him that Luger or Savage dulling it up. Either way, a damn good show all and all. The first match will be entertaining, because I have a feeling that Sandman and Harris will be minimized to show off the better stars talents. It still makes me mad that D-Lo is forced to the opener though. Great preview.

RESULTS: AJ Styles defeats Perry Saturn 16-1 Low-Ki defeats Christopher Daniels 9-8

Just four wrestlers remain. A.J. Styles Perry Saturn Low-Ki "Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels

This round be closed.