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It is weird to think that the whole dynamic of the wrestling industry could be totally flipped on its ear in the next couple of months. If RVD, one of the stars of WWE, goes to Tna of his own free choice, I can only imagine that others will soon follow. If the Hogan thing works out to even to half of its potential, we could see another possible renaissance in wrestling. Here's to hopeing .

Between "I'm loving it" from McD's and "Gather round the good stuff" from Pizza Hut, I'm wondering if this whole world has started smoking the crack.

My nephew told me one of his friends showed him a Nugget once and he puked right after. So, um, yeah, please continue.

Well shes late again, wasn't Abyss Prince Justice? They have a very similar build and I remember thinking that Abyss had a good workrate for a big guy.

Evidently 47,000 at the tokyo dome. He he. I'm just so glad that this was on before she got here.

Normally I would try to give you highlights but girlfriends gonna be over in about ten minutes so I really just ordered to copy it for the Hogan stuff. Next week I'm so going to be here for you all.

I did have some fun before leaving NwaTna, firing a third of my main eventers, most of which went to Roh, which is neck and neck with WWE right now. I could have bought out WWE before I left because the industry had dropped below 25% and WWE only was about 10-15% national. But where's the fun in having no competition if you want to keep building up the jobbers to destroy the previous generation. Its difficult enough to keep a challenge even on hard with my MAD SKILLZ~!!

You know that one guy who has never posted and never lurks, I hate that fucker. Plus my own juvenile posting abilities really do piss me off. Oh, almost forgot, who(m)ever keeps leeching my sig pics, You're a putrescent little mass of stale vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt and I can not wait till I find you and gather around all those that care about you, where I will procede to unless such torture and profound evilness upon your curdled corpse, skull-fucking what remains, with your loved ones looking on, your children crying, wondering what brought about such mosterous actions on the person that once meant so much to them. Edit: Boy don't know where this came from. Guess I was just pissed because my girlfriend almost had to cancel our evening tonight.

Why did you mention him huh? I finally got out of therapy again after my last outburst against this fucking waste of paint and celluloid.

It gave him the powers to get away with the horrible things he did to that monkey. Pray for Mojo indeed.

Umm, hello guys, have you forgotten Orko?

^Our God speaks the truth.

Okay, Foofie, are you psyched? Are you ready? Okay, here we go... get ready... and... FLY!! *hurls Foofie out the open window, then looks outside* Oh, man... You know, sometimes it takes 'em a long time to learn how to do it right. Okay... shut up... shut up... hey! All right, who's next? *poodles jump up and down, yapping cheerfully. One jumps up into his arms* Okay, Gigi, let's go. Now, remember what I told you... flap your legs back and forth really, really hard... you're gonna have a great time... ready, and... FLY!! *hurls Gigi out the window* *Gigi flies out a third story window and drops with a THUD on a huge mound of poodles on the ground below* Oh, man...!

I've written Stephen King many times in the past in an attept to get these books released faster. Hell, I even think I wrote a couple to Rodney and Don just to see if it would help. That being said, I am as phsyched as a mother f'r for these books. Btw Did you ever check out the Darktower faq or one of the other fan sites that deals with theories about these books? The connections between almost every one of his books is great.

Using my spin off fed from my NWATNA game, I was able to quickly rise up using Corky and Special Ed, my two unsackable pet projects, to buy out XPW, MLW, and AAA. I'm in debt to my ass right now but not worried. Of the beginning promotions, only NwaTna, WWE, and Roh survive, and with industry at 5% and rising, I should be able to conquer everybody by the time TEW comes out.

Have the corndogs do a run in after you make the pizza to continue the theme of todays raw.

I would love it if some crazy guy shot Bill Goldberg in the head and demanded the $100,000.

You called it.

Liar. He's as hot as hell. That's why he's sweating so much.

Maybe they took an idea from Goonies and put chocalate on the door so that Mark(Chunk) ate through it.

I Dub Thee Random Ticket Giving Man!!

You know, I think this has became my favorite Raw. Even I couldn't have came up with a show as riddled with the full on insanity that has permeated this night.

Poison Ivory.

No. I still have problems sitting down.

Hmm, I was just in Forest Lake last week...