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After hearing about what one of my former friends did to his ex-girlfriend for whom I had a thing for, I put 20 doses of laxitives into a mixed drink mixed with a couple of sleeping pills. Heard afterwards he passed out in the jacuzzi and lets just say turned the water a different color. This pretty much ended his social standing at the school we went to.

I wonder if they are going to go the No Mercy route and just replace Hogan's parts in storymode with a random wrestler. Never before was Stevie so feared .

How well do you expect Freddy Vs. Jason To do next week? I'm seeing it first showing, but do you think it will crack the top three?

^Please Sir, if that's the case, how about replacing your pic in the cock thread . We all want to see The New You .

I've put some episodes on Kazaa as part of the Digital Archive Project. But as has been said, the show ain't coming back. The only problem I get is not being able to compress the avi's enough to fit on a single cd-r.

Yeah I would be interested in procuring a copy. I probably would then put it up on Kazaa to share with the masses. Pm me if you got the time.

For a so-so fan I'm not really sure. If you have any interest in becoming a larger fan though, I would say yes. I am gonna drive for an hour and a half to get a copy of the PPV from my friend at the Mall of America myself. So you might wan't to ask someone who isn't a huge fan.

I know, I was praying for him and that's quite a big thing when your an atheist.

If anybody wants spoilers check out this link to a Sherdog thread. http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.p...threadid=105365

I'm using the Ravex update, but I've had an awesome feud with Hurricane and Edge getting many 5* matches. If you can get Raven, Brock and him were producing 100% crowd every match.

My friends and I all had an instant dislike of Giant Ochiai when we saw him on Pride but you never want anything like this to happen to any athelete.

[ open on exterior, Glendale Fitness Center ] [ dissolve to interior, classroom, as Travis enters ] Travis: Good evening, everybody. I'm Travis. and I'll be leading today's class. We're going to start in a comfortable position. Remember: concentrate on our breathing. Breath deep. Now.. exhale, while reaching your hands toward the sky, palms touching.. letting go all the tension you're holding, releasing it from your body. Good.. good.. Now.. legs out in front of you, as we go into the Forward Plow Pose. Hands reached for the feet.. try to touch your elbows to the ground. [ the class deepen their breaths as they stretch ] Ah.. that's it! Reach! Feel the spine elongate, your breath deepens, the mind is qui-et! Star Student: Never been this close..! Almost..! Travis: Now.. slowly.. roll yourself.. back up.. feel.. each vertical lift.. [ full shot of room reveals a student with his legs stretched, his head tucked neatly in his pants as he administers the act of self-fellacio. His moans are audible, and cause the other students to turn to him for an explanation. ] [ reactions from the other students in the class reveal their fright and disgust ] Female Student #1: Oh! Oh, my God! Gross!! What is that guy doing?! Gro-o-o-o-o-osss!! Male Student #1: [ suddenly impressed ] Look at him - he's limber! Star Student: Ohhhh, yeahh!! Male Student #2: I didn't think that was possible.. Male Student #3: You know, I read in Maxim that it wasn't. Travis: Excuse me, sir? Star Student: [ underneath his pants ] Ohhhhhhh... ahhhhhhh..! Travis: Sir? Could you please stop doing that..? Star Student: [ stops moaning, but doesn't remove his head from his pants ] Are you talking to me? Travis: Yes, sir. Yes. Star Student: Ah. [ pulls his head up from out of his pants ] Look.. I've done yoga every day for three yrars now.. and I've finally reached my goal. So, uh.. I'm gonna enjoy this. You just go on. Travis: Sir! I admit your.. "flexibility" is impressive, but you're distracting the class. Could you please go somewhere else and do that? Star Student: I would.. but I'm scared if I get up I won't be able to get back down in this position.. so, uh.. just keep going, I'll catch up with the class later. Travis: [ sighs ] Well.. fine. Put him out of your mind. Star Student: Ohhhhhh.. whooooooo... damn! Travis: Well.. just ignore him. Let's move on to a new pose - the Downward Facing Dog. Tailbones toward the sky - stretch your hamstrings.. Star Student: Ohh..! I've waited three long years for this, my friend! Whoo! [ the students begin to look at the other student with more interest than the activities of the classroom ] Travis: Come on.. we're moving on to Downward Facing Dog! Let's go! Get in position! Male Student #3: Forget the Down Dog - I want to know how to do this! Star Student: This is for me! Male Student #1: Yeah, yeah.. what's that pose called again? Star Student: Forward Plow! Male Student #2: Yeah, teach us that! Star Student: Oh, yeahhh, baby.. nobody else..! Ow!! Travis: [ annoyed ] You know, if that's why you want to learn yoga, then you're doing it for the wrong reason! Male Student #3: Okay, then, we're doing it for the wrong reason. Male Student #1: Yeah, we're bad people. Now, just show us the pose, Yogi! Travis: [ between clenched teeth ] The point of yoga.. is to calm the mind.. and find your.. nirvana. Star Student: I found my nirvana! Travis: [ now fully aggravated ] Okay! You can forget it! I'm not going to teach you that! Male Student #2: What a gyp! Male Student #3: Yeah.. he can't teach us, 'cause he can't do it! Travis: [ weakly ] Oh, I-I-I could.. but I don't want to do that to myself.. I'm not gay.. Star Student: [ taking offense, lifts his head out of his pants ] Hey! You masturbate with your own hand, don't you? Does that make you gay? No! [ returns to his pants ] Male Student #3: That's good logic. Male Student #1: He's got a point. Male Student #2: I have to agree with him. Star Student: Mmmm..! Yeahhhhh! This is all for me! Whooooo!! Male Student #3: [ to Travis ] You know.. you-you're just jealous 'cause you can't do it. Travis: [ offended ] Oh, I-I-I could do that if I-I wanted to.. Male Student #1: Prove it! Male Student #3: Prove it! Male Student #2: Yeah , prove it! Come on! Female Student #1: Show 'em, Travis.. come on. [ Travis stretches his legs and attempts to lean toward his crotch, but can't seem to make the distance ] Male Student #3: He can't do it! Travis: Oh, I-I-I could do it.. I just have to be drunk. Male Student #3: [ laughs ] Yeah, sure! Travis: No. you know what? I don't need this! Class is cancelled! I'm leaving! [ exits room ] Female Student #1: I'm leaving, too. This is so ridiculous.. [ exits room ] [ the other students crowd around the Star Student ] Male Student #1: So, uh.. every day for three years, huh? Th-that's all it takes..? Star Student: Uh-huh.. whoo..! Male Student #3: Hey, uh.. buddy, do you think you could teach us? Male Student #1: Yeah, yeah! That would be great! Female Student #2: C-could you teach a girl to do that? Star Student: Maybe. Look.. I've waited three years for this, so, uh.. if you guys could just.. leave me alone, give me some time, I.. promise I will.. teach the class tomorrow. [ the other students chant "Cool! Excellent!" as they exit the classroom ] Travis: He'll get bored of it, eventually.. [ dissolve to exterior, Glendale Fitness Center, SUPER: "Three years later" ] [ dissolve to interior, classroom, as Japanese fitness members enter the room to find the Star Student still sucking away at himself ] [ Star Student lifts his head out of his pants, revealing a long white beard and scraggly hair - he has aged quite a bit ] Star Student: Could you just give me a couple more minutes? Thanks. [ returns underneath his pants ] Oh-ho-ho! Where were we..? [ fade ] from http://snltranscripts.jt.org I guess I must be the 1% then .

I'm in the process of putting Fletch on Kazaa for any who need a Chevy Chase fix.

Being a pansy-ass Moma's boy, I feel offended being lumped with Gewirtz.

What's wrong with short testy hair?

So we gonna start right after Raw ends huh?

My usaul source for early spoilers is on vacation, so we gonna have to wait for the Meltz in all likelyhood again.

Dammit I missed out on the post whoring due to work. Freaking 37 hours work in 3 days. Any common aspect in the post whoring tonight?

If we waited for facts, we would never post at all.

Dream job or no the principle is the same. He signed a contract with all terms known before hand. If touring Australlia was in his contract he probably would have had no problem with it whatsoever. Yeah playing dueling mics with the best mic worker in WWE, getting beatdown with a chair almost every week, and Rocky's face promo before their match was built so well. I didn't mention the tights change because that was generally known that he changed before he showed up in WWE, what wasn't true to his WCW character was a comedy skit with Goldust, changeing his well-known theme music, and haveing him spend a large amount of his matches selling which isn't his strong skill. He got over with a very defined character in WCW, a strong silent beater of ass and that really isn't what WWE has presented him as beingthe majority of the time.

Ok if your boss publically called you a failure, made you look like a chump when started working for him, changed everything that made you succesful, and after that asked you to work on days you weren't supposed to work when you already had plans, would you honestly jump on the chance? Also how many of you do your job for the love of it and not for the money? Not me honestly and I think most who would so yes are either lucky to find a job they enjoy or are lying through thier teeth.

Not to steal Flyboy's messiah-ness but I put the Trailer on Kazaa a couple of days ago. Check sig for info.

I must say this poster looks amaturish compared to the supa~fine Doc Oc. The colors just don't look all that good you know.

Once again quite a nice read. And much love for the quote . I do agree that calling EDDY/Tajiri flat was a little harsh though.

These are legit. Check Da meltz.