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A slightly damaged George Brett card from his second year.

My bad.

Also from Banky tonight.

Tit♂

Wrong again.

A baby Shemp would have been better.

I've come to the conclusion that I really don't like you. That being said, have the bettest birthday ever!

Sorry to be off topic, but Man Of 1,004 Modes, the pot smoking joke wasn't funny the first time you used it, let alone the numerous reprisals we have been privy to.

You know, you really have to be more specific in here.

Kingofthe909

Finally! A face to go with the genitals.

I'll buy that for a dollar!

Piss says go for it.

The Leprechaun series, minus part 6 of course.

Black Tar Heroin.

I'm sure many here would want to take you up on that offer. Nice to see Shishio back again by the way.

It's a reaaaalllly old joke and it's one of those that you hear from comedy veterans over and over when they're burning out..the oldsters usually try to head trip the newbies. The brit version of it is called the debonaires.. you can hear the song on Dr. Demento sometimes. Basically.. it goes a family walks into an agent's office, then proceeds to describe an act..then the agent asks the name of the act. that's the gist of it.. It's a standard joke about opposite and unacceptable behaviors followed by contrary punch. Old writing style. I heard Steve Sweeney and Denis Leary did a version of it at the old Comedy Connection in Boston during each of their sets. Penn from Penn and Teller has been working on a version of it for a while. And it is legit. They did a version of it before after they made Orgazmo, they just added the 9-11 joke in this version.

Ripper's incredibly large penis.

Try CWShredder. It worked for me when I had a similar problem. It's more for browser hijacking now that I think about it.

Anybody else horny right now?

Sandman

Hey, I thought you legit hated me. There are very few people on the internet I legit hate. Hi.

*uses Elian to both gather sympathy for poor little Fiji, and also to steal the Cuban cigar secrets, thus totally decimating your economy*

*staples quotes dealing with pacifism and non-violence onto CWM's forehead *